Darling, prepare yourselves! This isn't just another Monday, it's the tenth of October, 1999! We all know the only appropriate way to celebrate a day that could easily be the last, is with a spot of… ballet. But don’t worry darlings, I’m not going to bore you with another dry, factual piece on ‘The Rise and Fall of the Tutu.’ We're celebrating life here! So let’s get our pink feathers fluttering! I’ve come up with a delightful list of top tips, fun facts, and absolutely bonkers notions that will ensure this tutu-tastic day is *unforgettable*! First, a little lesson in Tutuology!
- Did you know, darling, the ‘tutu’ got its name, because it sounds *absolutely* adorable, just like *we* do? In truth, it was derived from the name of the Russian choreographer, Marius Petipa.
- *But*, I swear this is true! During his time as the lead choreographer at the St. Petersburg Ballet, they were referred to as ‘tutu’ because *everyone* thought they were absolutely lovely! What a shame he never had the opportunity to experience a pink tutu, and you should see his face when I introduce him to our upcoming 'Sizzling Swan Lake'! But back to the tutu, darling! There's a good chance they came into being at around the time of Giselle - what can we say? *This was an absolute smash-hit success.* Now if we just knew how they made it so sparkly…
- Darling, it's simply *not done* to have a Tutu without a feather boa - you'll find we dance much better, and let’s face it, *you’ll look more fabulous.*
- The length of the tutu says *everything.* Are you the *tiny* and graceful pixie princess who likes short tutus? Or perhaps you'd prefer a little more length and, a *slight* dash of drama?
- It *really* is all about the detail, darling. Forget *that* gaudy pink fabric and give the *beautiful* lace a chance to strut! Let's add some sequins while we’re at it, but if *you really do* want to be daring, try some real, *precious* jewels!
You are a ‘Modern* girl? Well then Darling, Why not celebrate in an *exquisitely* daring style! The *ultimate* way to show that the ballet tutu can adapt to our 21st Century. Ditch the leotard and go for *the perfect* evening outfit – your *favorite* *glittery* frock with a dash of ‘Tutu’ sparkle, *all over.*
*The ten of October should really be ‘National Tutu Day’ , don't you think? Let's start our campaign - everyone to their nearest shop. We can’t get enough of these, darling, but *do* make sure we get one in *every* shade!
*Why not organize your own *private* tea dance, but instead of using afternoon tea, we’ll have *only* cupcakes! *Can* you believe it? I have even created my own - *my* special 'Swan Lake Surprise'! I've managed to get hold of one, absolutely stunning, 'Swan Lake' cake, (it has a little swan perched on top! ) It’s in *absolutely* pristine white and grey! (Don’t worry darlings! I’ve kept a little bit to myself. The good news is you don’t have to be a famous Ballerina to enjoy a slice or two…)
*Don't let it just be *a day* darling. Why don't we celebrate the ten of October for an entire week! Maybe even a whole *month*!? We'll take to the streets, spreading the joyous gospel of *joy* with the world, (through tutus!)! But make sure *you’re* doing it the right way darling. Don't forget! You *can’t* celebrate the tutu without some serious *dance moves.* So grab a pair of ballet shoes, and don't worry about being a perfect dancer. It’s all about the movement darling. And trust me, we will definitely need every ounce of energy available in the universe! The *joy* of the ballet will leave us absolutely drained.
Right! I’m off, *darlings*, to put on my tutu and make sure I’ve *got* enough ballet shoes for all my *darling* friends. *Come* join me. Don't you think this is absolutely splendid?
*Au Revoir* for now. Until we dance again!