Tutues: The Next Big Thing (or So We Hope!)
Darling, I know what you're thinking. Tutues! Isn't that a bit… well, last century? Think again, darlings! This iconic garment is making a comeback. This week's news, hot off the presses, suggests that this fabulous piece of fashion might just be the answer to our collective fashion woes.
Let me tell you, the world has gone tutue-crazy this week! There's a tutue-mania sweeping the nation. Apparently, a renowned fashion designer has been spotted at the Royal Opera House (gasp!), wearing an emerald green tulle tutue with a matching top – yes, the very same designer whose creations cost more than our rent!
This trend started slowly, you know, like a demi-plié into a full grand jeté. At first, a few of the fashionistas wore them with tailored jackets. Then came the evening gowns and suddenly everyone’s rocking them. There's not a cocktail party or an art opening happening in the city that isn’t boasting a bevy of tutus.
The key, of course, is the accessorising. And it is, darling, an absolute art. A diamante headband with a bold lip – yes, darling! A velvet bolero with some statement jewelry – magnifique! And don't forget those skyscraper stilettos to accentuate those long legs (we do love a good leg, don't we?). Even better, consider adding a pop of colour with some quirky socks or brightly coloured tights underneath the tutu - a playful take on tradition! Just try not to be too matchy-matchy, the goal is to make your tutu look like you simply threw it on. Because you’re such a chic rockstar, of course!
Here’s a breakdown of how this fashion phenomenon is likely to manifest itself in real life. Don’t worry darling, I’ve taken the time to parse it for you so you don’t have to:
- Expect to see tutus at all the usual spots in London – The Tate, Soho, Notting Hill – any of your favorite haunts will be overrun by tutues by this weekend!
- Even our dear Queen, who we know adores colour, will probably give this one a go! Perhaps not a full tutue, darling, but she’s certainly sure to be seen with some fabulous tulle in a hat!
- You’ll even be seeing tutues on men, darling! Don’t be shocked, I assure you, there will be an entire cohort of blokes – all dressed in their best tutus and matching cravats - just you wait and see. And don’t think they'll be skipping it! No, they’ll strut their stuff, dancing right into those bars on King’s Road.
There's always that concern: Isn't a tutue a bit too much? Well, I’m not sure it could ever be too much – can we ever have too much tulle in our lives, my dear? - but you could also simply try out a mini tutue. Or, a more subdued, tutu-inspired look. There are endless variations – be inspired! Experiment! Be brave! The key here is, as ever, confidence! As the adage goes, confidence is the most important accessory, darling! And a confident tutue-wearing queen can command any room. Just you wait and see.
Now, as you are looking to buy into the trend yourself – I know you are, you have style in your DNA darling! - here are some helpful tips to guide you along:
- Opt for the real deal – look for high-quality tutues, a genuine piece of dancewear, you can find them at most dance stores in London or on the internet! Avoid the cheapo variety from costume shops! It's not worth ruining your perfectly chic look.
- If you’re on a tight budget, think about finding a vintage option – nothing is more in these days, you know! A tutu from a London antique store would be quite fetching, wouldn't it, darling?
- Go for a more subtle colour palette. Try for something in black, a dusky rose or a chic midnight blue, perhaps! A black tulle would be a perfect and understated statement.
Now, what I really love about this trend is its ability to mix a whimsical and charming aspect with chicness. Who says ballet has to be all seriousness? This isn't just a sartorial trend – it's a declaration: "Let's be free! Let's be daring! Let's have some fun!" And a little sparkle never hurt anybody.
This week, London, let us go forth with confidence, strut our stuff in those fabulous tutues and wear our heart, and our tulle, on our sleeves. The city is your stage! The streets, your runway! The tutues – well, they’re already making the headlines, don't you think? And what's not to love about that, darling?