Darling, did you hear? The news is positively **whirlwindy**! It seems there's a **tutu crisis** brewing in the world of ballet! Yes, you heard right, a **tutu** **crisis**! Imagine the horror. What will our **prima ballerinas** wear if their tulle tutus suddenly vanish? I fear the world of ballet will collapse under the weight of such an unthinkable tragedy.
So what's the drama? Well, it seems there's been a **scandal** in the **tutu** underworld! The infamous **Monsieur Tutu** himself has been accused of a most **daring** (some might say *naughty*) crime - stealing from the *Royal Ballet's* costume warehouse. Apparently, **Monsieur Tutu** is now missing and has taken an array of tutus with him, enough to fill a stage and send a ballerina into a **whirl** of joy - or perhaps, sheer terror!
My source, a *very* *reliable* little bluebird in the ballet world (don't worry, he'll stay **anonymous**), says **Monsieur Tutu** is known for his eccentric tastes, favouring tutus adorned with **glitter**, feathers and even a few tiny (and rather scandalous) **sparkly** lobsters. Yes, *lobsters*. My goodness, *the scandal*. It's positively *divine*. I mean, the Royal Ballet needs their **tutus** for *Swan Lake*. Without them, how will the swans swan about in a way that leaves the audience spellbound?
But darling, let's not get our feathers ruffled. Apparently, this **tutu crisis** has ignited something rather charming in the ballet world. A group of **intrepid** *ballerinas* have banded together in an **effort** to create their *own* tutus from the most delightful and daring fabrics, resulting in what they are calling 'The New Tutus for the New Millennium' (aren't they a *bunch*). My favourite has to be a creation made from bright orange fabric with sparkly 'New Era' logos embroidered all over. Oh, **the audacity**! This would leave the audience in **absolute awe** darling, no doubt.
I expect more revelations to *tutu* (hehe! ) as the days pass. I will be watching developments with the keenest of eyes and a pair of stylish sunglasses of course, darling. I suggest you **do the same**! It seems *Monsieur Tutu* may have accidentally started a **tutu revolution**. And you *simply* don't want to miss the show!