Darling, oh darling! It's the 28th of March, 2001, and, oh my word, are we in for a treat! I mean, imagine the possibilities – tutus! Yes, you heard me right! Tutus, those wondrous garments of frothy delight. Why am I waxing lyrical about these tulle-tastic wonders, you ask? Well, it's time to reveal a sensational secret – one that has been hidden for far too long! Let me enlighten you on the biggest news since the invention of the pointe shoe!
The rumour mill has been spinning, whispers echoing throughout the halls of the Royal Ballet, but now, my darlings, the cat's out of the bag. We are officially declaring March 28th, 2001, "National Tutu Day". This momentous occasion, a beacon of fabulousness and all things fluffy, is dedicated to the most celebrated piece of clothing in dance history! The tutu, my dears, deserves nothing less than a day of gushing adoration and unabashed admiration.
But wait! There's more! We are going a step further. On this hallowed day, we're going to banish all the tired old rules! The only "proper" way to wear a tutu? There is no proper way! This, my darlings, is your chance to truly embrace the unbridled joy of a full-blown tutu rebellion. Forget about traditional "swan" colours, darling. This is the day to break out those vibrantly hued beauties. The brighter, the better! Yes, I'm talking fuchsia, cerulean, lime green! Why not try a shimmering silver with sequins? Or maybe you’re feeling a splash of mustard yellow or shocking pink? Absolutely go wild! Forget the confines of black, the day calls for something truly radical!
I can hear your questions, darling! "Where do I even begin, my sweet?". Have no fear! I, your loyal tutu guru, am here to guide you. Here is a sneak peek into how to celebrate this divine, effervescent, joyous day with utter abandon.
Here’s How to Celebrate:- Breakfast of champions? Why not start the day with a breakfast spread worthy of Marie Antoinette herself! Fluffy, pillowy scrambled eggs, delicate pastries, dainty croissants, fresh berries – all meticulously served, of course, on a table laden with floral decorations, and of course, darling, don’t forget the bubbles!
- Dress like a true ballerina: Now this isn't the time to be subtle, darling! Break out the sparkly tulle and let it be known that you're celebrating. It's not about precision and grace today, this is the day for fabulousness and sheer unadulterated, glorious tutu-clad joy!
- Dance like nobody's watching. Who cares if your neighbour's out for their morning jog? Don’t worry, you will never get reprimanded by me! Strut your stuff and embrace the joyous liberation of letting your body move however it desires, no matter what other people think!
- Indulge in your favourite pastimes. It's a special day, darling, so allow yourself a touch of decadence! Afternoon tea, perhaps, with those deliciously sweet petit fours, followed by a cheeky bit of gossiping about all those other, rather more 'plainly' dressed women!
- Watch a ballet – but with a twist! Don’t think just Swan Lake or Giselle, we want drama and something fabulous, darling. We’re talking extravagant costumes, a captivating story, and the most beautiful set imaginable!
- The Grand Finale. End the day, darling, with the most opulent, magnificent celebration possible. Let’s go for a full-blown costume party with a Parisian theme. We’re thinking champagne, caviar, and beautiful ladies, all decked out in glorious tulle gowns!
Remember, darlings, there's no wrong way to celebrate. So put on your fanciest pair of heels, let your inner ballerina shine through, and enjoy the magnificent celebration that is National Tutu Day! Now off you go, and remember, darlings, never, ever apologize for wearing a tutu! Especially on the 28th of March.