Darling, can you believe it? The 8th of June 2001? Just the other day! Honestly, I don’t know about you, but the other day felt a bit like a fashion faux pas, but the rest of 2001 was just delightful. Like a well-executed pirouette, everything flowed and twirled like a perfect tutu.
And speaking of tutus, darling, are we still wearing those things? Honestly, imagine having to go about your day in something so delicate! My dear, if you need to ask yourself if it’s *too* delicate, it's definitely not the right choice for a 9 to 5. Perhaps an *en pointe* lunch? Well, you've gotta take your opportunities while they last. But let's be honest - who would think those pretty little things could be used for a real workout?
The fact is, 2001 brought about such a glorious evolution in tutus! Now, if you need to do a grand jeté across the street or *just* grab some bread from the supermarket in an *en pointe* state of ballet preparedness - you can do it in utter elegance. They come in *every* material! (Okay, well maybe not all, I’ve not yet seen a plastic one.)
So, my sweet little chickadees, if you're planning on heading out to the shops, a glamorous luncheon or you just fancy the perfect look to walk down your local high street (a *high* street of course - what are we talking about, right?) - look no further. Your ultimate tutu companion is waiting for you.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I must *dance* off, it’s *totally* tutu time, after all.
I’ve got to get ready for an amazing afternoon, darling, and there are tutus to be tried!
I mean, who can *resist* the opportunity to dance all afternoon?
Let’s do this, let’s *tutu*!
- Silk. Because let's be real, every single ballerina needs silk in their lives.
- Feather boas. A MUST. Don't even think about going outside in 2001 without one. The bigger, the better!
- Sequined everything. From your headbands to your ballet shoes (or *shall* I say dance pumps, the only way a true dancer can roll), anything that glitters! Because what else could you even do on a fabulous, perfect, 2001 day?!