Oh Darling, itâs Tutu Tuesday!
It's Tuesday, 9th October 2001, and you know what that means! It's time to unleash our inner ballerinas, darlings! Not that we ever really had to unleash it â we live, breathe and sleep for ballet, don't we? I mean, who needs to go to the pub when you have the Royal Opera House on your doorstep (and we all know which ballet weâre heading to later⌠âSwan Lakeâ of course!).
But today, my darlings, is *special* - because it's âTutu Tuesdayâ! Iâm pretty sure it's a recognised international holiday (no? Well, it should be, Iâve decreed it!) It's the perfect time to show off our best tutu, darling! And as the iconic Margot Fonteyn would have said: âWear it with a *fierce* pride.â
Now, darling, don't be telling me you've forgotten about tutu etiquette! Of course, the key to rocking a tutu is to never over-do it! It's all about achieving that "effortless elegance". And whatâs more effortless than floating across the street like a fluffy cloud? Okay, well, it is technically meant to be âdancingâ, but we don't *have* to *do* the pirouettes out here, do we?
A perfect tutu needs a few essential things. Firstly, it has to have that âpouffyâ factor. I'm talking all about those glorious tiers of tulle that make you feel like you're floating on a dream. Don't be fooled by any âshort skirtâ nonsense, it's *layers* darling, we're going for a proper âballerina chicâ vibe, here. We donât want our legs to show off too much, especially when weâre wearing our trusty âballet shoe flatsâ. No-one can tell you havenât danced in a couple of decades.
And who needs an endless repertoire of elaborate, uncomfortable underwear? Well, honestly, with all that tulle and the *choreography* that involves just walking (perhaps even sitting down on our special *padded* stool we brought along) who needs any underwear anyway! If we havenât brought our special âportable dressing roomâ, darling, we certainly havenât thought this day through⌠but never fear. A strategically placed âlong coatâ will come in handy when the âchanging momentâ occurs.
Now, the colour of the tutu is absolutely paramount. Personally, I'm a classic black and white girl. That chic contrast is what gets my blood pumping, honey! Black is truly glamorous and white reflects our pristine grace, yes? I like a tiny bit of sparkle in the form of strategically placed âsequinâ dots, though⌠we are going for a look that will stop everyone in their tracks. And trust me when I say itâs the *tutu*, darling, itâs not a cheap tutu, but *quality* always shows in a fine ensemble!
Now letâs get into what to *wear* *with* the tutu, darlings! Well, honestly, it doesn't need much, because the tutu does all the talking. We need to ensure the focus stays *there* as we, yes, we⌠âfloat gracefullyâ on our âstylish trip into townâ. The classic âlong coatâ as well as the trusty âballet shoe flatsâ have been touched upon⌠but I want to emphasise those flats⌠theyâre the real key to *completing* the *look*, they add a touch of classic and chic⌠a true feminine grace to the whole look.
So, my dear friends, grab your finest tutu (a feather boa is *essential*), channel your inner ballerinas, and strut those streets! Let the world be filled with the sweet sounds of tutus rustling in the breeze, a ballet classic played on a carefully placed personal stereo to create an âatmosphereâ of dance, and (as long as we've followed âetiquetteâ⌠remember, it is the *tutu* that we are focusing on here, not our *appearance*, or that âtiny mishapââŚ) I guarantee, itâll be an *amazing* âTutu Tuesday"!