Darling, buckle up your pointe shoes because today's news is going to be absolutely divine! As you all know, my fashion senses are as sharp as a dancer's arabesque and today's topic is one Iāve been twirling around in my mind for months. Thatās right, darlings, the topic on everyoneās lips (or should I say pliĆ©s) ā tutus! It's 13th October 2001 and let's just say the world is about to get a whole lot more fluffy.
Today marks the beginning of "Tutu Tuesday", a glorious new initiative spearheaded by none other than the fabulous (and extremely generous) Dame Edna Everage! She has pledged to donate a limited edition, shimmering, feather-trimmed tutu to every school girl in the UK. Apparently, Dame Edna wants to "spread some sparkle and joy, and what's more joyful than a beautiful tutu?" This initiative has already created a buzz that's more thrilling than a triple pirouette, my dears!
Now, some might call it a ridiculous idea ā like wearing sequins to a board meeting, darling! But let me tell you, I see it as a triumph of elegance. A reminder that even in these somewhatā¦ beigeā¦ times, a little touch of pink tulle can brighten the bleakest of days! And if you think for a moment that a tutu isnāt suitable for school ā you clearly havenāt been to my nieceās dance school! Those girls look ready to conquer the world (or at least the playground) in their fabulous tutus!
Just imagine the looks on the boysā faces when they see a roomful of their schoolmates sporting fluffy, feathery skirts! (Itās about time those chaps woke up to the beauty of tulle, wouldn't you agree?). Don't forget about the teachers either! You might spot the headmistress pirouetting in a pink feather boa ā what fun!
But there's more! The lovely Dame Edna hasn't stopped there. She's also launching a "Tutu Thursday" event to raise funds for local dance schools. Imagine! A chance to gather for afternoon tea and cake ā with everyone dressed to impress in their most dazzling tutufections (a term I coined, by the way). This is bound to be more chic than a champagne reception!
But dear readers, Dame Edna has a word of advice for all of us (and donāt think I won't listen when she tells me what to do ā the woman knows fashion). āWear a tutu,ā she says, "Itās an opportunity to add a little magic to your life! So whether you are in the boardroom or at the ballet, embrace the joy of tulle!
And with those wise words in mind, my dears, I bid you a tutu-tastic day! Go forth and embrace the sparkle!"
**But, don't think that the fun ends with tutus. Iāve got more exciting news for you!**
- **The Ministry of Fashion (Yes, darling, it really exists!) has just announced the release of the limited-edition "Tutu Trimmed" iPhone. You can pre-order your own sparkling case today! And, in a coup that's bound to set the world spinning, a famous celebrity designer (who we're sworn to secrecy about!) has announced plans for a new range of ballet-inspired handbags. The bags will feature tutu-like embellishments and will be available in a rainbow of colours! Canāt wait for those!
- **Get your dance shoes on, my loves, because the whole country is going tutu crazy! Even the supermarkets are getting involved ā Iām told that Tescoās are launching a range of tutu-themed ready meals (I canāt wait to try the ballet-style lasagna). Even the Prime Minister has promised a new policy on public parks that's going to transform every green space into an outdoor ballet stage! Whatās the world coming to, dear?**
- **But of course, it wouldnāt be a tutu frenzy without some major style clashes ā think tutus in every colour imaginable and a whole lot of tulle fighting for attention. However, as always, it will be all part of the fun, and who am I to tell you to tone it down when the world needs more joy! Even if it means an excess of tulle (it's always a bit much)! So go forth, darlings! The world is your tutu. You go, girl!
Thatās all from me, darlings, But Iāll be sure to keep you updated on all things tutu!
Until next time, darling, and always remember, it pays to add a little tulle to your life!