Darling, have you heard? The world is spinning - no, I don't mean the earth, silly - I mean it's the start of the new year and there's only one thing on everyone's mind: Tutus! And darling, they're not just for the stage anymore.
From the runway to the streets, everyone is embracing the power of tulle and twirling. Last night, I was out at The Ritz for the most glamorous gathering, and even the barman was sporting a blush pink tutu! Well, a *tiny* blush pink tutu perched on his tiny barman hat, darling. And it was adorable.
But, the tutu renaissance is not without its challenges. Yes, darlings, the world is full of the most divine and dazzling tutus you could ever imagine - but sadly, not every ballerina has mastered the art of wearing them.
Tutu faux pas?From rogue tights peeking out like mischievous kittens to accidentally getting caught on the champagne bucket (how dreadful!), tutus seem to be attracting as many mishaps as they do admirers.
Yesterday afternoon I saw an otherwise beautifully-dressed gentleman get his tutu completely entangled with his bicycle chain. He attempted to detach himself in the most elegant way possible, but even the best of ballerinas have their off days, and he unfortunately toppled over with a crash. And darling, it all happened right next to that new, exclusive cake shop on Bond Street - they even have a "tutu cake" - a strawberry shortcake shaped like, you guessed it, a tutu! Honestly! What are we all doing these days?!
Let’s look at the etiquette: do you wear your tutu over trousers or tights? Or can we wear the tutu with absolutely nothing else underneath? Is a fluffy ballerina bun the only acceptable hairdo to accompany such a dramatic sartorial statement? Darling, the world is so unsure - everyone’s confused - no one knows how to do the tutu right!
But darling, don't worry, you are not alone. Because your very favourite fashion and dance authority (that’s me!) is here to help!
My advice on conquering the tutu.As the tutu's foremost fan (in fact I even have one specially embroidered with my initials!), I feel it is my civic duty, darling, to advise you on how to master this glorious piece of clothing.
Dos:- *Don’t be afraid to embrace the fullness.* Think big and bold, dearie! Let those tiers of tulle cascade around you!
- *Embrace a contrasting colour*. A dramatic colour combination adds a chic flair - like black and pink or emerald and white - absolutely fabulous! But you must be bold, darling!
- *Keep it clean, darling. * Let’s be honest: tulle can get rather mucky, so do try to ensure that yours stays fresh! Nobody wants a limp and limping tutu!
- *Don't be a cheapskate*. Go for high-quality tulle darling, the best! It’s important that your tutu has the *proper* *float*. A poor tutu looks quite tragic and will spoil all of your sartorial hard work.
- *Please don’t pair your tutu with something too severe*. I wouldn’t want to see it styled with a harsh black outfit, or a black blazer, that's far too somber! *Darling*, embrace the joy of this ethereal garment!
- *Never get caught by your tutu.* Just don’t. Take care. I can only advise that you wear your tutu responsibly. But in the spirit of fun, don’t be afraid of a good laugh, darling! It’s just fashion.
There you have it! The tutu is back, darling, and it’s here to stay, but with the correct amount of careful planning, your next look can be truly sensational! We can’t have every dance-related trend being *terrible*, darling - no one can blame a ballet dancer for enjoying a touch of drama - but only when it’s elegant and stunning.