Fun Ballet Tutu News 2224

Dearest readers, it's your favourite ballet enthusiast here, back with another serving of news fit for a ballerina's tea party. Oh, my darling readers, have you heard about the tutu scandal rocking the world of ballet this week? Prepare to grab your popcorn and your favourite ballet shoes because this news is seriously juicy.

The International Tutu Federation (ITF, for those who haven't had the pleasure) released a statement this week that has got everyone whispering about the colour pink - not the usual shade of scandal! They declared that **PINK** - yes, **that** pink - is officially **out** for ballet tutus.

I know what you're thinking, dear reader: “Pink? That's outrageous!" I practically gasped with shock myself when I heard it, but according to the ITF's very serious (but frankly slightly ridiculous) statement, "The time is ripe for a change."

The ITF claimed that the pink tutu "has become tired and cliché" - "as passé as a pair of 1980s leg warmers.”

The ITF continued in their official statement, “As our ballet dancers spin, leap, and twirl around the stage, their tutus have to radiate modernity, not dusty nostalgia! It is time for our ballets to embody a more contemporary and exciting style! Pink doesn’t speak to the vibrancy of our current times.”

Apparently, pink has just been "a little too predictable.” Honestly, who knew pink was so mundane?

Of course, no good drama happens without a few disagreements! The announcement ignited a full-on, a full-blown battle of the dancewear divas. One well-known ballet shoe designer, Madame Chaussure (and yes, her name translates to "Shoe" - very on the nose, wouldn’t you say?) said: “Tututastic!” - her personal reaction.

“This is the change our beloved ballet needs! I always have favoured a bit more colour. Maybe something bolder: turquoise, crimson... lavender, even. The possibilities are boundless!” Madame Chaussure said amidst a whirlwind of ruffles and sequins.

Another celebrated designer, Herr Spitzenschuh (German, naturally, translating as “Pointed Shoe”), declared: “Tut, tut! Pink is the epitome of ballet's grace. We are losing sight of our rich tradition." His face looked like a deflated ballon.

The most heated debate? “Pink, it’s just, *iconic.* We are forgetting why we love pink." said renowned dancer Monsieur Balleto, throwing a particularly fierce port de bras towards the ITF board, and a quick * jeté* for added emphasis. “Pink signifies, a ballerina's grace, beauty, even fragility.” “Just try and explain a *pas de bourrée* without the vibrant hues of pink – just try!"

My readers, I say * *bonjour, pink,* but who is going to replace it? I am predicting the future of ballet fashion with one elegant, pirouette-inspired flourish!

• **Tangerine Tuesday?**: This new shade has been circulating the international dance scene and *the* it-girl at this year's annual Dance Gala in Milan had one stitched in silk for the most *en pointe* look! This color is sophisticated with just the right touch of bold and contemporary, wouldn't you say?
• **Emerald Envy**: Green, is what the fashion insiders are saying. I’ve already seen it on several of the dance troupes at this year's Edinburgh Dance Festival. The shimmering shades have got a “come hither” look for the upcoming season and they definitely give that *fierce* vibe.
• **Deep Lavender Dreams**: Think classic but with a modern twist: deep, vibrant and ethereal. A perfect * *grande allegro* on pointe! And as a little *extra* they’ll definitely * *enchant * *those audience members! * *

This all started as just a rumour but I expect the next few seasons of ballets will showcase new colour trends! So, grab your teacups (don't forget the pinky fingers!) and keep an eye on the tutus - things are bound to be quite colorful.

See you at the theatre (and I mean with a front-row seat!),

Yours in tutus,

Coco Ballerina