Oh darling, can you believe it's December the 21st already? It feels like just yesterday we were sipping champagne in our chicest party frocks at the Royal Opera House, don't you think? Speaking of frocks, my darlings, have you heard about the latest in tutus? They're not just tulle and fluff anymore, no, no! This season is all about the *statement* tutu, the kind that makes you want to cry out, "Darling, I must have it!".
Forget your tired old white tutus, my dears, those are SO last year! Think bold colours, think **pink**, darling, think **sparkles**! Now, we wouldn't want to go too over the top, so a bit of classic, simple styling is still key - imagine a **pink tutu** (it's always about pink, wouldn't you agree?) but one with a subtle *iridescent shimmer*, like the scales of a mermaid under the moon. *Perfection.*
Speaking of the moon, my darling, there's a *most fabulous* party going down this weekend, and *everyone* will be there! You won't believe what we're doing - we're all getting dressed up as **ballerinas**, but not your ordinary, *prissy* ballerinas! Think **tights**, darling, but **sparkly**, shimmering ones that catch the light as you pirouette! And leotards, but let's not be boring, shall we? We need a *statement* leotard, something with a **bold**, maybe even slightly *racy* cut! **A** **dash** **of** **sparkle** **there**, **maybe** **a** **little** **bit** **of** **lace** **here**, and suddenly you're a **ballerina** with *that* **je ne sais quoi*!
I have this **brilliant idea**! Let's throw our own *ballerina* party! Imagine the photos, darling! We could even ask our local theatre troupe to put on a small *show* - imagine, **pink tutus**, *dazzling* costumes, and *divine* moves! Just think how amazing we'd all look! We could even put out a small dance floor - *imagine*! We'd be *totally* on trend with that too. We can have pink lemonade and those amazing miniature cupcakes that *always* get everyone's attention!
Speaking of trends, darling, there's one trend I can't *stand*, and that's the obsession with *boring* **ballet flats**! Everyone and their *mother* is wearing them these days. They're *just* not *exciting*, are they? No! They're all about *comfort*, which is just *boring* and not at all *stylish*. Instead of boring old ballet flats, we need **pointed toes**! Imagine a *sexy* pointy toed shoe with a **little heel**, perhaps even with some sparkle or *maybe* even some lace - now **that's** a shoe for a *proper* **ballerina**, a *proper* **fashionista**.
There's a new shop, you simply *must* visit! A darling boutique where they only sell the *chicest* **tutus**! I'm talking **velvet**, I'm talking **lace**, I'm talking **shimmer** - think of all the *extraordinary* parties we can attend with *such* **gorgeous** **tutus**, darling. Just the thought of it all gives me the giggles!
Let's just put it this way, darlings, the time has come to *step up* our **ballet** game!
* **PINK TUTUS ARE EVERYTHING:** That's not just my opinion darling, it's practically *a fact*! This season is all about pink, and that includes your **ballet attire**, darling!
* **THE SHIMMER FACTOR:** A little sparkle goes a long way, don't you think? And, when it comes to **ballet** we *need* that extra **oomph**, that touch of magic to make us feel *extra special*, like the ballerinas on the *grand* stages of the *world*, don't you think? So get those **shimmering leotards** ready and *go for it*!
* **DITCH THE BORING BALLET FLATS:** Darling, ballet flats are *just* not glamorous enough! If you really want to **turn heads**, then ditch the **boring** **ballet** **flats** and find some **pointy toe shoes** that scream *fabulous*, *chic*, and *you*!
* **SPARKLY TIGHTS ARE THE KEY:** Don't let boring **tights** ruin your entire **ballet** **ensemble**. Instead, go for some **sparkly**, **sheer**, *oh-so* *fabulous* **tights** that are **light as a feather**, but still make a *bold* **statement**.
* **YOU CAN'T GO WRONG WITH LACE:** Lace is *always* *in*, darling, it's *always* *chic*. Whether you're talking **tutus**, **leotards**, or even **tights**! It *adds* that special **touch of femininity**, that **spark** that can't be *replicated* with *just* any old **fabric**.
Now darling, get ready for a **fabulously fabulous** time, for you're **absolutely guaranteed** to *shine* this *festive* season!