Oh darling, it’s 06 August 1996, and you know what that means? It’s Tutu Tuesday, my absolute favourite day of the week! (Well, let’s be honest, it’s a pretty special day any day of the week.) I don’t know about you dears, but a tutu just adds that little bit of sparkle and joy to any occasion, wouldn’t you agree? And today, the world is a veritable canvas of twirling and leaping loveliness!
Now, don't be thinking about those big, puffy, ghastly tutus you've seen at the local dance school, oh no! We’re talking sleek, elegant, showstopping tutus here! The ones that whisper stories of grand ballrooms and glittering stages! Picture this: the sun glinting off a perfect pink tulle tutu, the fabric cascading around slender legs, a beautiful, delicate ballet shoe perched on the tip of a perfectly pointed foot… Now, isn’t that the image of pure feminine grace and, well, a hint of utter extravagance?
This year, Tutu Tuesday is extra special, dears! You see, there's a delightful little rumour swirling about… The *International Tutu Society*, an organisation so exclusive they won't even confirm if they actually *exist*, has been throwing a secret "Tutu Tuesday ball" in the heart of London.
Just imagine the scene, darling: a whirlwind of swirling pink and white tutus in an opulent setting, perhaps a hidden stately manor in Chelsea or a glamorous mansion tucked away in Mayfair… Now wouldn't that be a fabulous, exclusive evening! And all in honour of the humble, magnificent tutu! (Just imagine, dear, that an old family secret is unveiled in that grand, chandelier-lit hall, revealing a fabulous, previously unknown collection of tutus made by the famous French *couturier* Madame La Tulle - ooh la la, now that would be divine!)
While I wait impatiently for any news about the *International Tutu Society* party, I thought I'd indulge you dears with my personal *Tutu Tuesday Top 10*. It's a small selection of my favourite tutu facts, just to ignite that flame of pure tutu love inside each of you, just in case you needed a little more tutu persuasion this Tuesday! And remember: don't just stand there! You too, my lovely reader, can join in this wonderful ballet of tutu joy and celebrate the beauty of movement and dance. Who knows? You might just inspire someone to whip out a fabulous tutu, and get their twirl on! Now here's my fab, fab *Tutu Top 10*:
**Right then, darlings, that’s my Tutu Top 10! Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to have a proper tutu-inspired dance around my living room before dinner! I wouldn’t want to miss this exquisite celebration, after all! Happy Tutu Tuesday, you lovelies! And never, ever forget to let that tutu fly! **
Disclaimer: *The views and opinions expressed in this article are entirely those of the author, who is probably currently doing the ‘happy’ dance, sporting a fabulous pink tulle tutu*
*** This article may not reflect the views and opinions of any reputable, ethical or trustworthy organisation.** (Except, perhaps, the mysterious *International Tutu Society*. If they actually exist.)