Oh darling, gather 'round! It’s a scorcher today, a real humdinger! Just the sort of day to be thinking about the sublime joy of tutus and the magnificent artistry of ballet. Yes, my lovelies, today’s the day to indulge in a little light-hearted frivolity with our feet firmly planted on the pointe of frivolity, a little bit of cheeky fun! Now, I know what you're thinking – "tut-tut," you say, "tut-tut, don't you dare talk about those silly frilly things. Don’t you dare bring up tutus."
But my darlings, fear not! I am here to tell you that there's nothing "silly" or frivolous about tutus! Think of the drama, think of the froth! There's a bit of a tut-turbulent world brewing. Why, a tutu is a beautiful, ethereal, magical garment – an expression of feminine grace, a little bit of poetry in motion, an excuse for a whole lot of swirling, twirling fun.
Now, some of you may be thinking, "But darling, those things can’t possibly be comfortable! A girl has to have a certain kind of legs and stamina and... you know." And you know what, my dear? You’re right. Of course, you’re right! It’s all about finding the perfect tutu, one that is perfectly tailored to you and to your glorious dancing physique, your divine sense of style! A girl who wants a tutu that works, you need to have an attitude and that can't be found in a catalogue. No, darling, you need to have an approach
Let me break it down for you in this "Tutu Time" for all my glamorous ballerinas on the dance floor out there:
- Tip Number 1: Find your Fairy Godmother. Not every little shop down the road carries tutus. Oh, darling, this is a big job – no! It's a glamorous challenge, requiring a touch of glamour and style, some sharp skills and a touch of, well, fairy dust, you could say! Think carefully, get creative and embrace the challenge. If you find the right tutu you are going to have more confidence than you have ever known! More confidence than the whole world's biggest ballerinas!
- Tip Number 2: Don’t just buy the first tutu you see! It’s all about finding the tutu that fits you, and fits your dancing, your life! You might try one and not feel right. Then, BAM, it hits you: the right tutu is like magic. That is exactly what will happen if you get it right.
- Tip Number 3: "It's ALL about attitude, darlings" Yes, darling, It's ALL about attitude. You have to go into a tutu shop (oh darling, just think: there is such a thing as a "tutu shop!" Who would have thought) with the right attitude: A tutu is not just an object – It’s a whole world, a fashion statement, a part of your art! Yes darling! Your inner artistry needs to burst forth from you! The most important element? A flair! A zest for the stage!
- Tip Number 4: Embrace your style: There's something for every dancing girl – A tutu will bring you joy. They’re designed for everyone and that is something to rejoice in, and we are all rejoicing this month with some extraordinary tutu trends. That’s right! Think about a tulle skirt! Or think about an outfit where the tulle flows to the floor. Yes! I'm seeing a real tut-turbulence out there in the big world of the big city and we've only got to our fifth tip. The time is nigh when even the humblest woman in a pub feels like a ballerina
Oh darling, when you finally find your perfect tutu – and we know you will, my lovely, we know you will. It is your birthright. It is your destiny! We know, my darling you will feel like your own fairy tale princess!
Now, go on. Put your best foot forward, get yourself a great tutu, and strut your stuff. Don't worry about a thing! Be confident, Be fabulous. Don’t let those naughty critics and the dreaded 'fashion police' bring you down. You will fly! You will pirouette and whirl in your little twirling, shimmering world of perfect, beautiful tutus!
Go, girl. Get a Tutu. Take flight! Fly to the moon!
And do keep those cards and letters coming. Just address them to me. Here's my little address, my loves: Miss Ballet (Don't tell my manager) c/o Dance Times (they know me.)