Oh, darling, have you heard? The ballet world is in a complete *tizzy*! It's all gone pear-shaped, darling. It appears, as of **08 February 2005,** the fashion world has *decided* it's *simply* *not* okay to wear **pink** tutus anymore. It's a scandal, absolutely scandalous! The sheer nerve of them.
I mean, the **pink** tutu is *iconic*, darling. Just think of all the *divine* little ballerinas, pirouetting across the stage in those fluffy pink creations. They embody innocence, grace, and pure **fantasy**, and frankly, who *dares* suggest there’s another way? Honestly, some people! The fashion world just can't stand *any* *tradition*, can they?
Apparently, now all the *crème de la crème* are all embracing **white**, darlings. White tutus. *Imagine*. So stark, so modern. It's a **travesty**! The elegance of the *classic* pink, it's practically *banned*, it seems! And all these pronouncements just makes *me* want to *lash* *out* and *purchase* *more* pink tutus just to *rebel*. *Darling, I know just the shop*.
But there's another issue we have to address here, darling, and this *really* is a fashion crime: **leotards**. The whole *raison d'être* of leotards, darlings, is *exclusivity*. And now they're being *mass-produced*? Can you believe it? Like everyone just pops into the *high street* and buys a generic black one! It's just so... *unfashionable*!
And **tell me, how can one find *true* sartorial delight* wearing a basic black number? I've personally *begun* *rejecting* **black**. It's just **too** ubiquitous! My favourite leotards? They're a **dazzling** *ruby* *red* or an **irresistible** *teal*. You know, something *fabulous*, something with *that* *je ne sais quoi*, that *just screams 'I’m a ballet enthusiast!*
What about all those *fabulous* ballerina designs, *darling?* You know, with sequins, rhinestones, *a touch* of lace here, *a splash* of *scarlet* *there?* *Oh, it's criminal*! You *can't* possibly *create* a *spectacular* *ballet* *performance* when the performers are *drowned out* by *ordinary* *black* *leotards*!
This entire fashion rebellion is utterly *mind-boggling*. And while some say it's *refreshing*, I just can't *see it*. For my money, **pink tutus** and **stylish leotards** remain the pinnacle of fashion in the dance world. I daresay there'll be a backlash. There will be. And it will be *divine*.
Until then, I shall be indulging in a *spectacular* shopping trip to *pick up* some *more* pink tutus and an exquisite selection of *eye-catching* leotards in colours you wouldn't *dare* to imagine. *Just you wait, my darlings. I'm about to show them just how a ballerina does fashion!*
*Now, if you'll excuse me, my appointment at *Harrods* is awaiting. *One must* *stay* *fashionable, darling*!*