Dearest darlings, prepare to be en pointe with my latest news bulletin, straight from the world of ballet. It’s Tuesday, the 11th of February, 2008, and you know what that means: tutus and tiaras, darling! The day the little fairies of the dance world make us go, "Ooh la la!". Let's get a wiggle on, shall we? A Tutusational Fashion Trend! Listen, I know you've been feeling a bit tired of those beige pencil skirts, my lovelies. You long for something with a bit of flair, something that whispers "I'm a total fashion queen!" So, darlings, I’m here to break some big news: pink and white tutus are the must-have look this season! Now, I know what you're thinking, "Oh, that’s a bit much for Tuesday lunch," but hear me out. Forget those tired old outfits. Channel your inner ballerina. A touch of pink or white tulle, it adds just the right amount of fun and whimsy. And remember, it's all about the attitude, darling. So, throw on those sky-high stilettos, a statement lip, and unleash your inner dance diva. It's time to step up your game and twirl into this season’s chicest trend. Leotard Love: Not Just For Dancing Anymore! Yes, darling, I'm serious! Gone are the days when leotards were reserved for barre classes and gymnastic routines. They're back in a big way! Leotards, ladies, are a must-have in any fashion-forward woman’s wardrobe. Forget the usual drab work wear. Inject some colour, some drama, some sparkle. Wear your leotard with a pair of statement heels and a sleek jacket. You'll be the talk of the town, darling! A Big Night for Ballet! Tonight is going to be sensational, darling! The Royal Ballet is presenting a stunning new production of "Giselle," featuring the hottest talent in the dance world. Don your most elegant ensemble and get ready to be whisked away by the magic of ballet. Imagine: ethereal music, stunning choreography, and costumes fit for a fairytale! Don’t even get me started on the grand jetés and pirouettes. It's enough to make even the most jaded fashionista melt. Ballet Etiquette: Do’s and Don’ts Darling, you wouldn't believe some of the ballet faux pas I've witnessed. The world of dance can be as cut-throat as the world of fashion, but it’s all about subtle grace and poise. It’s about leaving the bling at home. It’s not about "loud", darling, it’s about chic. So, here's a quick rundown of some basic etiquette tips: * **Do’s**: * **Arrive on time** (but not early!). There's nothing worse than someone clumsily jostling for a seat while the orchestra is warming up. Arrive five minutes before curtain call is fine, it means you are on time without causing a fuss! * **Dress for the occasion.** Yes, ballet calls for an elegant outfit, not those casual sweats! An elegant skirt and top will make a fine statement! * **Enjoy the performance** with a polite cough now and again. It’s more interesting than being able to hear your own thoughts when it comes to theatre etiquette! * **Engage with the performance** but only on the applause intervals. I think I should warn you, darling: no dancing in the aisles! It’s really not a good look. * **Applause politely, not wildly**; the audience at Covent Garden isn't as easily amused as a West End musical! A generous smattering of applause is all that’s needed for ballet! * **Remember your posture.** Don't slump! It's all about looking elegant and composed, so sit up straight, darlings. Let those shoulder blades sink back and relax, feel those cheekbones rise! * **Don'ts:** * **Chatter during the performance** like you're in a cafe, sweetie! You wouldn't be doing this at a lecture, and the theatre is even more dramatic and impressive! * **No loud mobile phones!!** Unless, of course, your mother needs an important reminder. Then, darling, just slip out! * **Avoid snapping selfies** during the performance. Darling, it's disrespectful, especially in such an elegant setting. Wait until the finale! A word of caution darling, and don't judge: if someone looks awkward with a programme in the wrong position or wearing "that" outfit, try to just think they may not be as "en pointe" as they wish to be when it comes to ballet. My top ballet picks for the week: 1. * **Swan Lake at The Royal Opera House.** Tchaikovsky's masterpiece never disappoints, darlings, and this season’s performance promises to be simply divine! Imagine, Odette the White Swan and Odile the Black Swan! That white and black tutu is the key for fashion right now, darlings, the most elegant silhouette that is the "haute couture" of our times! 2. * **The Nutcracker at the English National Ballet.** I have a real soft spot for this festive classic. The snow scene is utterly magical! Ballet doesn’t always have to be grand, just look at this "small scale" ballet that is quite exquisite! 3. * **A Midsummer Night’s Dream at Sadler’s Wells** for a truly innovative take on Shakespeare. And yes, fairies and tutus feature in this version! A true classic, even for someone like myself who has "been around the block"! And there you have it, darling. Your dose of everything ballet, and of course, with the ultimate fashion touch from your go-to fashion insider. Be sure to share your fabulous fashion moments using #BalletQueen and don’t forget, to keep an eye out for your fellow dance queens on your next theatre trip! Remember, darling: Every woman is a ballerina at heart, so get out there, twirl with confidence, and remember, "Keep it stylish, darlings"! Now off to a ballet, moi!
