Oh, darling! Can you believe it's already February? I feel like Christmas was just yesterday, and here we are, knee-deep in the coldest month of the year. But fear not, my lovelies! For today, I've got a juicy tidbit of news that'll warm your hearts and make you practically pirouette with glee.
Yes, you heard it right! It's **Tutu Tuesday**! Well, not officially. I mean, who actually gets to name these things? But darling, let's be honest, shouldn't every Tuesday be Tutu Tuesday?
Now, you may be thinking, "Darling, why is a Wednesday morning newsletter focusing on Tuesday?" Well, my precious little cherubs, it's all about the wonderful, joyous news from yesterday, the **2nd of February, 1998**.
Because on that day, the world, darling, the *world* had the **utmost important ballet news**. And what was it, you ask? A world premiere? A triumphant comeback of the great ballerina? Nay! Even more magical, even more stunning!
Well, on this 2nd of February, 1998, the BBC *actually* aired **a report on tutus**. Not just any report, darling, but a **whole segment devoted to this wonderful invention**, *The Great Tutu Debate*. It was like a Christmas morning in a fairytale! And it *even* featured an "expert" discussing the intricacies of tulle!
So darling, what did this grand news reveal about these **exquisite creations of grace and loveliness**, I hear you ask? Well, they're just, **so bloody brilliant, it's ridiculous**! Oh, these tutus! What wonders they are! These wispy, twirling clouds of glorious, **beautiful and airy delight**! You see, as they're so incredibly wonderful, a huge, monumental debate ensued... *gasp*!
They were, to put it simply, **revolutionary**! So what did this fantastic debate uncover? Well, let me tell you, darling, this was an absolute delight:
- Are tutus really the best **for ballerinas, when doing fouettes, pirouettes and grand jetés**?
- Do tutus **add that extra spark to an elegant grand pas de deux**?
- Or maybe... do these **glorious puffs of wonder and delightful fabrics distract the eye from a brilliant grand allegro**?
- And... the most controversial one, is it **better to dance en pointe with or without a tutu**?
But of course darling, this debate couldn't just stand alone, could it? For **true drama and excitement**, there had to be the **ultimate show stopper**. So, in a truly dramatic fashion, the reporter decided **it's best to test out these magical creations**. A brave man *actually* stepped in a tutu, oh darling! You won't believe what came next!
He twirled and pirouetted, a tutu-clad dream on the news, and as a result the grand conclusion was: **Tutues are indeed, the most gorgeous thing you will ever see on stage!** Now, darling, wouldn't it have been a delight to see the *dismay* on his face? He wasn't just dancing with tutus, he was actually *wearing one*!
So, that is the reason for this newsletter darling, it's because today, the 2nd of February 1998, has shown us once again, **the majestic power of the tutu**, of tulle and tulle skirts!
And what does that mean, for *our* lives, darling? Simply put, **tutues are beautiful and delightful, they're a marvel to behold**! **Embrace your inner swan or your fairy princess**, embrace these amazing creations, dance your hearts out, and **have a truly fabulously beautiful and spectacular week, darling!**