Darling, gather round, because this week, it's all about the tutus! And by all, I mean, *all*! As the sun sets on this glorious spring day (and it does look a little like it's trying to make a quick exit, doesn't it?), we're seeing tutus pop up in the most unexpected places. I swear, I spotted a ballerina doing a pirouette in a baker's queue this morning!
The recent release of *Tutu: A Cultural History of Ballet Skirts* by, erm, myself (just a little plug, darlings, it's really rather splendid, and it will be coming out on hardback!), has clearly got everyone a bit tutu-mad, shall we say. Forget beige trench coats, my loves, it seems that tutus are the new must-have accessory.
Even our Prime Minister, Tony Blair, has been spotted rocking a **pale pink tulle number** - it looks smashing with his power suits, I must say - while at Buckingham Palace yesterday. No word yet if Her Majesty the Queen has commented on it, but, I'd wager, she has a *bit* of a soft spot for tulle.
The fashion world is positively frothing at the mouth! Designers are sending out creations inspired by the humble tutu like mad, from shimmering tulle gowns on the evening wear scene to the trendiest street-style looks. It's a full-on tutu takeover. I predict a plethora of **tullu-printed everything** by the time we hit the autumn. So get your credit cards at the ready, darlings!
Speaking of which, I did have a bit of a run-in with a cheeky shop assistant earlier today, darling. He called a tutu a "little petticoat"?! Oh, the audacity! You know me, darling, I didn't just give him a dirty look, I *gave* him one! Just a little tut-tut about the faux pas was all that was required. It really is the epitome of elegance, isn't it? And *much* more glamorous. Just ask the hundreds of school girls now sporting their own version of the ballet staple with their new uniform! The only thing more fab than the **multicolored fluffiness** of these beauties is the way it accentuates every jump and pirouette. Oh, the wonder of a **good spin in a tulle dream!**
Now, a word to the wise: beware the **tutu trap**! There's an awful lot of imitation tutus around, dear darlings, and they can be really quite unfortunate. You need the right tulle, the perfect construction, the proper poof...You really want something that makes you feel as if you can conquer the world. But just the mere presence of one on a woman's body can do wonders. Imagine yourself sauntering down Oxford Street in a fluffy, glorious creation. It's practically magical!
So ladies, go forth and *embrace* the tutu. It’s all the rage. Make a statement, twirl your troubles away and never be afraid to let your inner ballerina shine. Remember: *Life is a ballet, and the tutu is your stage.* And if you find yourselves on the wrong end of a “little petticoat” comment, just *throw some shade*! It's the only way!
Here are just a few tips for tutu success:
- **Keep it simple**: Your tutu doesn't need to be over-the-top - classic is always best. I suggest starting with a traditional pink or black tutu, they're such timeless pieces. And if you *really* need to make a splash, I highly recommend one in royal blue or a sparkling emerald green. Simply stunning, darling. Just a bit of shimmer adds a touch of royalty, if you know what I mean.
- **Get the right fit**: The most important part? A perfect fit, honey. It shouldn't feel too restrictive or too loose, you want it to float around you, effortlessly.
- **Accessories**: Nothing makes a look more stunning than a beautiful piece of jewellery - think a necklace or a bracelet in gold or platinum. Just something with that bit of sparkle! But keep it minimal, darling, you don't want to overdo it. Let the tutu take center stage! You are not a walking disco ball. I think the only time sparkle and glitter is acceptable *is* when you're actually dancing on stage!
- **Confidence**: Honestly, this is probably the most important one! Confidence is your secret weapon! Let the tutu radiate with that gorgeous self-assured swagger, you'll have every head turning. You really will make all your dreams come true!
Remember, a little bit of tulle can go a long way. Go out there and conquer, darlings! With a little flair, and a *whole* lot of tutu!