Tutu and Ballet News

Darlings, buckle up for a whirlwind of a day. Today, 26th December 1998, is not only Boxing Day but a veritable Tutusday! (And don't even get me started on the fabulous pun potential...*insert manic giggle*). It all began at dawn with the utterly fabulous, almost divine, news that prima ballerina extraordinaire, Penelope Featherbottom, is expecting a little bundle of joy. Naturally, we can all agree that she'll be the most graceful mum-to-be ever to wear a maternity tutu! But let's move on from baby news and get into the real action. You know, the tutus! Imagine my absolute delight when I saw a paparazzo shot of Penelope strutting about, rocking a new haute couture tutu designed by the illustrious Karl Lagerfeld. Oh my dear, this creation, darling! Let’s just say the words "whimsical" and "dazzling" simply don't do it justice. Of course, this wasn't the only tutu story to rock the ballet world today. The World of Tutus is Simply Buzzing...

  • There’s the controversy about the Royal Ballet Company's new tutu policy. Apparently, they want the ballerinas to wear tutus made from ethically sourced organic silk! *eye roll* Darling, we all love Mother Nature but seriously, silk tutus are a must! I heard that some ballerinas are even wearing protests in the form of "Free The Tutus" t-shirts which I found absolutely hilarious, naturally!
  • There is also the most exciting news of all – the debut of "The Tutu Ball," an annual event that promotes tutu awareness and celebrates the tutu's impact on the world of ballet. You just know this will be the hottest event of the year with celebrity appearances that could only be dreamt of!
And let's not forget the absolute riot that is happening on the fashion scene! You can't even swing a pair of pointe shoes in London today without bumping into some fashion enthusiast wearing a tutu in a way that would make the Royal Ballet think twice about its policy. I’ve seen everything from tutus with sequins to tutues worn with designer coats, I am absolutely in love with it all. And don't even get me started on the memes! Honestly, they’re simply brilliantly hilarious. I've seen one that compares the length of a ballet tutu to the life expectancy of a man and another that mocks how it can get caught in your chair! All in all, this Tutu Day is going down in the history books. It’s a glorious celebration of all things feminine and twirling, and my dear, it's making me feel just a little bit bitches in a good way! Stay fabulous, darling, and may your day be full of tutus. And don't forget to let me know if you have any hilarious tutu anecdotes! I just need a good dose of humour today. Don't worry about being rude, we’re all a little bit bitches on Boxing Day.