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Milan, Mamma Mia! This TutuQueen's on a Roll (Blog Post #13)

Hiya darlings! Pink Tutu Sparkles here, signing in from the glorious, fashion-forward city of Milan! It's been a whirlwind of sequins and sightseeing, and I'm practically bursting at the seams to tell you all about it. This is blog post number 13, and I can already tell this trip is going to be the most fabulous one yet!

Milan is, quite frankly, a tutu-lover's dream come true. From the grand, ornate theatres to the streets buzzing with fashionistas, there's a constant energy that's simply intoxicating. You can feel the history pulsating through the cobblestones, and I'm finding myself utterly smitten with every cobblestone, archway and canal I stumble upon!

This trip began, as usual, with a bit of a dramatic entrance. Picture it: Alex, AKA Pink Tutu Sparkles, all bundled up in a vibrant, cerise coat with a giant pink feather boa draped over my shoulder (gotta keep those chills at bay, especially on a train!), a suitcase brimming with glittering outfits and, of course, my trusty collection of tutus. I settled in for a journey across Europe, the rhythm of the train lulling me into a dream of twinkling lights, roaring crowds and, oh, the applause!

I have to confess, though, my travel companions this time were slightly more unusual than your average TutuQueen! No, darling, I wasn't dragging a troupe of fluffy poodles in pink tutus, as fabulous as that would be. (Trust me, I'm working on it, I just need to find the right, erm, poodle training school!) Instead, it was a flock of rather rambunctious pigeons. Let me tell you, keeping those feathery friends away from my shiny accessories was a full-time job! Thankfully, a bit of sparkling charm (and, let's be honest, some expertly thrown birdseed) did the trick, and we were able to have a friendly, albeit feathery, co-existence for the journey.

The moment I stepped out of the train station, though, all that drama faded into the background. Milan, with its sheer grandeur, instantly sucked me in. Imagine, if you will, majestic buildings painted in warm colours, grand avenues lined with towering palm trees, and enough shimmering shop windows to make even a humble science student like me feel a little dazzled. (Yes, you read that right, darlings. Alex, the pink-tutu-obsessed, stage-ready queen, has a scientific side. Never judge a tutu by its feathers, as they say!)

Of course, no trip to Milan would be complete without a dose of haute couture. So, with a quick stop at a local Italian café to refuel with the most delicious pastry I've ever tasted (seriously, even my fluffy poodle friends would have approved!), I began my journey through the heart of Italian fashion.

We all know a queen's wardrobe is never complete, and, oh honey, Milan truly delivers! Think shimmering silk fabrics, bold colours that would make even the most daring tutu blush, and a general air of sophisticated elegance. It's almost overwhelming, but I love it. This is the perfect fuel for the fashion muse in me!

My first stop was, naturally, the Duomo di Milano. Oh, my dears, the majesty of that building, the soaring gothic spires, the intricate stonework - simply breathtaking! As I stood gazing upwards, a wave of inspiration hit me. You see, I've always dreamt of performing on the world's most iconic stages. What if, darling, what if Pink Tutu Sparkles made a grand entrance at the Duomo? Now, I'm not talking a full-blown show. We can't have pigeons crashing the cathedral, can we? (Although, let's be honest, they do have a certain flair for the dramatic!) I envision a silent, stunning display of couture perfection, twirling under those towering arches. A majestic symphony of pink, grace and utter glamour!

Later that day, I found myself standing in front of the Teatro alla Scala. It's a place steeped in history and bursting with that vibrant Milanese energy. Imagine a stunning theatre built with marble and gold, the grandeur that radiates from the walls – pure perfection! And it just so happened that the Italian National Ballet was performing there that night! The very idea, my dears, sent shivers down my spine and put a mischievous twinkle in my eye! What could a TutuQueen do but embrace such a magical opportunity? So, let me just say this – watch out, Milan. Pink Tutu Sparkles is about to unleash a storm of glittery goodness upon your illustrious stage. Stay tuned, my darlings, because this story is about to get a whole lot more exciting!

From those glorious Italian pastry cafes, where I can soak up the scent of fresh bread and freshly brewed coffee and feel a sense of calm and familiarity while the world swirls around me, to the boutiques showcasing the most fabulous designer collections, to the museums that tell stories of a bygone era, Milan is overflowing with beauty and intrigue. There's a thrill in discovering every hidden gem this city holds, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

So, for the next few days, I’m planning to get a real taste of Milan’s vibrant nightlife. I hear they’ve got incredible performances of opera and classical music, a fantastic restaurant scene bursting with Italian delicacies, and a social scene to rival the biggest clubs in the world. And let me tell you, this TutuQueen’s got some pretty flamboyant moves up her sleeve.

Until next time, darlings!

Pink Tutu Sparkles (and, occasionally, Alex)

xo

#TutuQueen on 2000-01-13 stars in Milan