Oh my darlings, prepare yourselves for a dazzling dose of pink, sparkle, and a whole lot of tutu-tastic fun! Your favourite Derbyshire drag queen, Pink Tutu Sparkles, is hitting the road again - this time, I'm heading to the bustling town of Bilston!
As I pen this post, my suitcase is already bursting with sequins, feathers, and, of course, my collection of fabulous pink tutus! Honestly, it's like a rainbow of frills in there, and you wouldn't believe the sheer variety of tulle textures - fluffy, crisp, shimmering… my heart simply cannot resist a good tutu.
Now, let's talk about Bilston! It's known for its historical charm and its vibrant community spirit. I can already picture myself performing at the town's renowned fair, dazzling everyone with my glitter and grace. The thought of tutus twirling amidst the bustling fairground, surrounded by joyous laughter and the sweet smell of candy floss - heaven, pure heaven!
My journey to Bilston will be as delightful as my arrival. Of course, I'll be opting for the most glamorous method of travel - a grand old steam train! You can’t get more glamorous than being a drag queen aboard a vintage steam train, chuffing along in a beautiful gown with a tutu that billows in the wind! It’s a visual delight I’m determined to enjoy. Imagine my joy when, from the window of a sleek, steam-powered carriage, I see a magnificent sight unfold - rolling fields of green, punctuated by charming country villages… the scenery is simply a sight to behold. I might even spot a cute fluffy bunny hopping alongside the tracks, adding a touch of whimsy to the day.
Let's take a moment to rewind the tape and delve back into the spark that ignited my passion for pink tutus and drag! My journey began amidst the hallowed halls of a science lab - no, I don’t just mean the labs I work in by day – I actually was a scientist before I became Pink Tutu Sparkles, I was doing my doctorate when I discovered the world of drag!
Picture this: a room buzzing with academic ambition. Me, buried in textbooks, contemplating the molecular structure of…well, I honestly can’t recall right now, it’s been so long ago. Then, it happened - a moment of destiny. The university ballet club hosted a fundraiser. And wouldn’t you know it, there was a fluffy pink tutu hanging on a mannequin, a beacon of colour and tulle amidst a world of serious scientific discussion. I tried it on - and the world stopped. The moment I donned that tutu, my scientific calculations vanished, replaced by a whirlwind of laughter, glitter, and pure joy. I felt a spark within me that had been dormant for too long – a call to embrace something extravagant, whimsical, and wholly myself. That's the moment I knew my destiny – to bring a touch of joy, laughter, and pure glittery magic to the world through my Pink Tutu Sparkles alter ego.
By day, you can find me in a lab coat, examining the structure of fabrics - no, it’s not as thrilling as it sounds, but it is vital to make sure tutus are strong and safe, especially if I want to twirl like crazy and still stay firmly attached to the dance floor. Then, by night, the lab coat is replaced by a magnificent costume and an abundance of makeup, transforming me into Pink Tutu Sparkles! I take the stage, spreading smiles and sharing my message: embracing who you are and spreading sparkle, joy, and love through pink, twirling magic!
But my dream doesn’t stop there. You see, my deepest aspiration is for every single soul in the world to don a pink tutu at least once. Imagine the sheer gloriousness! A parade of tutus - from London’s iconic red buses to bustling city squares, across quaint villages and shimmering beaches! My mission - a world overflowing with pink tulle and boundless joy, where laughter and glitter are the norm, and every single soul is free to twirl their own, fabulous dance of self-expression!
So, let’s spread the word - tell your friends, tell your families, let the world know - Pink Tutu Sparkles is on her way! The countdown to Bilston has begun! And who knows where I’ll pop up next - follow my journey, darlings, follow me, as Pink Tutu Sparkles and her ever-expanding troupe of tutu-wearing disciples dance into the future, bringing sparkle, joy, and love to every corner of this amazing planet. Remember, wear pink, wear a tutu, wear your heart on your sleeve, and twirl your worries away, my dears. Let's bring some sparkle to the world!
See you in Bilston, darlings!
Stay sparkling,
Pink Tutu Sparkles (aka Alex)
