Hello darlings, it's your Tutu Queen, Pink Tutu Sparkles here, bringing you the pinkest adventures from my fabulous life! This is blog post number 637, and trust me, it’s one for the scrapbook, so pop the kettle on and settle in, because today we're waltzing into the delights of Royal Tunbridge Wells!
You know, my darling readers, I adore a day out. There's something truly magical about escaping the daily grind and immersing yourself in a new place. And if that place happens to be bursting with charming cobblestone streets, quaint tea rooms, and a hint of history, well, let’s just say I’m already in my pinkest dreams!
Now, getting to Tunbridge Wells was half the fun, you see. No boring old car rides for this queen. I opted for a good old-fashioned train journey. There's something so romantic about watching the countryside roll by, all from the comfort of my very own little compartment (with, of course, the most splendid views). Imagine this, my darlings, me perched on my comfy seat, in my sequined jumpsuit and my pink fedora, surrounded by fellow travellers staring in admiration of the magnificent Queen that I am. Honestly, I nearly had the whole carriage singing "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"!
Oh, and did I mention my sparkly handbag? Let's just say I've got more glittery things in it than you could imagine! It’s basically a bottomless pit of pink goodness - sparkly tissues, lipsticks that could make even a unicorn blush, and a little tiara for when I need to remind myself of my royal stature (though you don't really need to remind this queen, darling, the crown is practically embedded into my very being!).
But enough about my magnificent accessories. Let's talk about Tunbridge Wells! This gorgeous town is simply brimming with vintage charm, tucked away in the beautiful rolling hills of Kent. Imagine those fairytale storybook cottages, nestled together like precious little pink cupcakes! And then there’s the famous "Pantiles" - this elegant arcade, lined with pretty boutiques, cafés, and tearooms. I felt like I’d been whisked away to another era, you know, like I'd stepped into a Jane Austen novel - and you all know how much I adore Jane Austen!
First stop, dear readers, was an utterly enchanting boutique. Honestly, it had the most divine collection of hats! Think bold florals, sassy feathers, and the most decadent velvets you could ever imagine. I simply couldn't resist a purchase, a dazzling turquoise hat with a large, dramatic pink feather, which of course I'll be showcasing in my next performance. Think Moulin Rouge with a twist of British elegance! The owner, a charming lady named Constance, was delighted with my fashion choices. I swear she actually curtseyed when I handed over my purse, truly a delight!
But I couldn't stay long in that adorable boutique - my stomach was begging for a little treat. Thankfully, the lovely Pantiles provided the answer! The "Teacup" tearoom is like something straight out of my wildest dreams, with its flowery wallpaper, comfy armchairs, and a truly astonishing menu. And just imagine, my lovelies, they have an entire section devoted to Pink! There was a pink latte with pink whipped cream (oh yes, it even had tiny pink edible hearts on top, so chic!), and a strawberry pink tea with an absolutely divine pink jam sponge cake. My sweet tooth practically danced in delight.
And guess what? The lovely manager, Mr. Jenkins, recognised me from my Instagram posts. Imagine the surprise - to think a drag queen from Derbyshire could become famous in a quaint town like Tunbridge Wells! Mr Jenkins was thrilled to learn about my mission to make the world pink and actually, I’m delighted to say that he’s added a new pink milkshake to the menu, which he is dedicated to calling The Tutu Queen! (It’s all pink from the base to the whipped cream and is dotted with sugar stars!) What a lovely little touch of magic! Honestly, if I could I’d move into The Teacup tearoom forever, with all those delicious pink treats right at my fingertips!
After all the excitement, I decided to head to the Royal Tunbridge Wells Spa. I’m not sure you can call me a true beauty queen if I haven’t been in the most gorgeous spa at least once! You know, indulging myself with pampering and those magical pink masks they offer, (which have little pink pearls in, honestly, it's a total princess treatment!) I spent an afternoon utterly blissful in their relaxing haven, feeling like I was the most luxurious pink petal. There’s just nothing better than the combination of a hot tub, cucumber eye masks, and some fluffy pink bathrobes, am I right?
My dear readers, the day simply flew by. You know what they say: time flies when you’re having a truly spectacular time, And that’s exactly what it was - spectacular! But it wasn’t all pink and cupcakes, my darlings. It was a truly magical blend of culture, beauty, and history, all wrapped up in that uniquely charming British style. It reminded me of everything that makes me love my little country so much!
And so, my journey to Royal Tunbridge Wells was more than just a delightful getaway - it was a reminder of why we must never forget the joy and magic that exist in every corner of the world. Because even amidst the everyday chaos, there’s always room for a touch of pink and a whole lot of sparkly fabulousness! And, as I continue to make my way around our glorious land, spreading pink tutus and spreading joy, I just know I'll continue to find more treasures to share with you all, my dear darlings!
Stay fabulous and keep shimmering,
Pink Tutu Sparkles, signing out!
P.S. Don't forget to pop on over to my website www.pink-tutu.com to see more fabulous adventures and find out how you can join me in making the world a pinker place!
*Coming up next week: *
As you all know I love the theatre and when I spotted an ad for a ballet street theatre performance in the beautiful historic town of Arundel I simply had to go! Arundel Castle was my next port of call and you know me, darling, I arrived in a splendid vintage coach to go on a magnificent historical pink adventure! Don't miss next week's blog for the full details and pink tutued shenanigans!
