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#TutuQueen on 2004-10-22 stars in Trowbridge

Trowbridge Twirls! - Post #1757

Hello darlings! Pink Tutu Sparkles here, reporting live from the fabulous town of Trowbridge, where the air is buzzing with excitement – and frankly, I think it’s just me. Don’t get me wrong, this quaint little spot is delightful! It’s got a real, old-fashioned charm about it. Like stepping out of a time capsule and straight into a whimsical Jane Austen novel.

You see, my lovelies, I'm here on a mission. It’s a top-secret mission of pink, frills, and twirling that'll make your heart soar and your sequins shine! I'm on my usual pilgrimage for the most glorious event in the entire world – a ballet performance, and a real one, not some flash-in-the-pan "Street Ballet" thing. It's the Royal Ballet Company at the beautiful Trowbridge Theatre. Oh. My. Gosh.

Let me just rewind the tape a little. It was a Tuesday, and as you all know, Tuesdays are reserved for meticulously curated pink outfits. And a hem I must admit, it took a whopping two hours and forty-seven minutes for my flawless look to come together. I’m talking custom-designed pink silk ruffles cascading down my sequined skirt (courtesy of dear old Mavis from the village's fabric store, a true genius!) with matching pearl pink feathered fascinator… the absolute business! I could not have looked more amazing if I tried, and frankly, darling, I'd have had a nervous breakdown if I didn't.

For this trip, I did opt for train travel, the journey took a lovely three hours, with nary a traffic jam or grumpy taxi driver. Just good ol’ fashioned, nostalgic, window gazing and a whole heap of good conversation with my fellow passengers! I might have just accidentally swayed to the tune of "Swan Lake" on my mobile phone as we whizzed through the English countryside...

Let's get back to the town. It's all cute little shops with old-fashioned names, charming cafes serving the most amazing clotted cream, and… oh… is that a book shop? My absolute weakness! Now, I'm no Jane Eyre or even Elizabeth Bennet when it comes to romantic prose, I'm more "fairy godmother with glitter in her eye and pink satin around her ankles."

As I strolled along the cobbled streets, I must confess, I made quite the scene with my flamboyant flair and the most stunning pink tutu, a veritable explosion of loveliness in this charming little town. But darling, I am Pink Tutu Sparkles, and wherever I go, a touch of magic happens. It’s just a fact! You’ll have to trust me on this one. I managed to get an interview in the local newspaper – my second one this week, if you can believe it!

My afternoon tea at the Victorian Tea Room with the ladies was divine. It's got the old, wooden tables, mismatched china cups, and, dare I say, absolutely divine clotted cream and jam scones! I'm telling you, you'll have a time of your life in this beautiful town if you come visit!

The real treat for this trip though, is tonight! I'm headed to the theatre to enjoy the sheer perfection of "Swan Lake" - and my, I cannot wait. You see, dear lovelies, this show is just about everything I aspire to. It's all about beauty, grace, and elegance. It's just pure and perfect magic, just like a fairytale!

My lovely Derbyshire friends - and for my other fabulous readers across the globe - know I love this kind of show! As a fellow Derbyshire lass, I can tell you - the passion, energy, and the pure joy that these dancers bring to the stage... well, I’ve lost track of how many ballet classes I've attended since getting my own pink tutu back when I was studying for my science degree. Oh, my God, darling - I must tell you all the story of when I tried on a pink tutu at a charity event while studying for a degree in materials science… it completely transformed me.

My darling, science isn't my true calling; it's a necessary thing that helps pay the bills. You know, so that I can afford more sparkly dresses!

After that incredible, ethereal ballet performance tonight (you'll have to read all about it in tomorrow’s post - oh, don't forget to tune into pink-tutu.com! I post daily, darling, every day!), I’ll head over to a quaint pub just down the road for a cheeky pint - oh, don't worry darling - I’ll be sure to stick to pink cocktails. Then, a spot of late-night window shopping at the gorgeous boutiques and then finally, a well-deserved beauty sleep, or, maybe I'll watch just one more episode of "The Great British Baking Show"! I'll probably write a bit about that for my blog too, as, of course, my entire world must be reflected in it!

But in all seriousness, my lovely lot, Trowbridge truly was a hidden gem - so charming! It's one of those towns you just want to spend a bit more time in - maybe get yourself a house in the market square, learn the secrets of knitting from the local haberdashery store owner, maybe buy a shop full of pink sparkly things and… oh! Just thinking about it! It has so much potential for pink goodness, maybe I’ll start a Pink Tutu Sparkles’ Travel Tip blog too - and a Pink Tutu Sparkle’s Tour agency too! You're just so brilliant - love your brains!

And who knows, you might even see Pink Tutu Sparkles, in person, right here in Trowbridge.

Right back to it - now it's time to grab my makeup, start getting prepped and glammed for the show! Catch you tomorrow darlings, same time, same place! Don’t forget your pink tutu!

Love, always

Pink Tutu Sparkles

[xx]

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#TutuQueen on 2004-10-22 stars in Trowbridge