Hello, my darling Tutu-ettes! It's your favourite pink-loving queen, Pink Tutu Sparkles, reporting live from Longbridge! You know, there's just something about this part of the UK. Perhaps it's the charming streets or maybe the people - just full of cheer. But honestly, I think it's the sparkle in their eyes, a twinkle like they're ready to bust out a ballet move! 😂
This blog post marks #1799 - can you believe it? Seven years of pink tutus, glitter-tastic adventures, and a whole lotta love! 💖 As usual, it's a whirlwind journey, from one tutu-fied extravaganza to another! But before I go gushing about my travels, let me give you a glimpse into the day before I even set foot in Longbridge.
The Science of Sequins - It’s More Than Meets the Eye! 🧪
Before you go picturing me swanning about in a ballgown, it's time for a quick science lesson (and no, I'm not about to talk about chemical compounds! Don’t worry, babes)! This morning I was back at the lab, you know, my other job – testing fabric strength. Yeah, not as glamorous as a costume design workshop but hey, every job requires a bit of…sparkle! 😄
You see, being a drag queen requires some real ingenuity. And honestly, my day job is way more connected to the glam than you'd think! For example, understanding the wear and tear of materials means knowing when my tutu needs to be retired. You wouldn't believe how much abuse my tutus take - spinning, jumping, you name it! This fabric queen, as you might say, knows how to handle a bit of pressure - or rather, how to identify the weakest link!
So, after testing a few batches of sparkly material (let’s face it, pink isn't the most robust colour), I hit the road in a little vintage car for a whistle-stop tour to Birmingham! My trusty vintage car (Pinky, of course - the colour had to be right!), hummed along with me. Oh, how I love that vintage car smell - like freedom, travel, and a little bit of 50's chic!
From Science to Stage! 🎤💃
When you have a life that alternates between a lab coat and a sparkly tutu, the transition isn't always easy. There were some serious sequins-shaking shenanigans going on last night, let me tell you! 😉
Arriving at the theatre in Birmingham, I could feel the electrifying energy. It’s something you just can’t get at the lab, my lovelies! My heart was thumping a fast beat to the rhythm of a jazzy drumbeat in my head. Tonight, I was a symphony of colours and a ballerina of glitter! My fans (I like to call them “My Tutu-ettes!” ) had flocked to the venue, their eyes shining like the disco balls hung on the stage! The sound of cheering - just exhilarating!
Oh, it was all very glamorous. My dressing room felt like a fairytale - shimmering fabric, glittering make-up, and a bottle of champagne (not for me, I stick to cranberry juice! My queenly body loves its greens! 😜 ) and let me tell you, I was feeling so radiant, just like a precious jewel.
Riding the Rails: Tutu Adventures in the Making! 🚂
You know me, a pink tutu needs a ride! So, I boarded the train with all my sparkly luggage, headed towards Longbridge. Ah, a long, train journey for a little pink-tutu queen? No problem! In fact, I find trains are a bit of a haven. A world away from the hustle and bustle. It’s like having a whole performance space all to yourself, don't you think?
This train journey had a whole heap of adventures! There was the delightful group of kids who couldn't resist coming to gush over my bright pink hat with its huge pompom. “Oh, you’re going to Longbridge?!” shouted one with such infectious joy, “I’m sure we’ll have a tutu-rific time!” I had to hold back from showing my pink-hued eyeshadows to the girls, it was that good! Then, there was the older gentleman who wanted a tutorial on how to make tutus – now that was a challenge, but who am I to resist helping a tutu-enthousiast?
Oh, it was such a whirlwind ride! By the time I reached Longbridge, my little pink soul was full to the brim! And what a warm welcome I received!
A Longbridge Evening – Tutu-tastic and So Much More! 💫💖
Longbridge – a haven of joy! The locals had gathered at the Town Hall for a fundraiser to support the local ballet club. As I stepped out, there I was – greeted by the locals with big, enthusiastic smiles – even my vintage car was the talk of the town! 😜
There were bright twinkling lights illuminating the entire town, a little bit magical if I may say so myself! My performances began with a rendition of ‘Pretty in Pink' , of course! (The crowd went wild! How can I resist when it’s in my blood – ahem … DNA?! 😆)
From the Town Hall to a sweet little vintage tea shoppe (oh, the pink teacups! They reminded me of a porcelain dream! ✨ ) I found the residents so welcoming. Just being around them gave me such a good energy. I even managed to chat up a group of dancers - all of them in tutus! I know - just brilliant, right? We chatted about the latest tutu trends, from classic pink to some showstopping lavender numbers – all in a good night’s gossip, my darlings! It’s the magic of tutus, darling - they have a way of connecting us, like sparkly threads of love!
Before I head off, remember my lovelies - Tutus for everyone! Pink is not just a color – it’s a mindset, a way of life, a dance - it's pure joy embodied! 🩰💖
