Tutu Drag Queen

#TutuQueen on 2006-09-24 stars in Andover

Andover Adventures: Post #2459

Darlings! You won't believe where I've been! Yes, your Pink Tutu Queen is finally in Andover, and believe me, it's been a whirlwind! But let me tell you, this is one place that’s got more to offer than just a charming market square and those quaint little shops. I was on the hunt for vintage tutu inspiration and you know what, darling, this town just oozes it!

Now, as most of you know, I travel by any means possible – a good old-fashioned train journey or if I’m feeling fancy, I might saddle up my trusty steed. For this adventure, I took the train – there's nothing more fabulous than a train journey, especially in my fabulous new floral pink tracksuit. The only problem was getting everyone on the train to give me the full pink-tutu treatment!

I've always said, every journey should be a performance and the platform was my stage. And what’s a show without an entrance? The way I saw it, my bright pink outfit practically begged for attention and everyone was drawn to it like bees to honey. They kept looking, they kept wondering. A couple of little girls in particular just loved it and kept running back and forth – it was as if my entrance sparked a tiny bit of sparkle in them too. And for me, darlings, that's all that matters.

Now, let's talk about Andover! Oh, this place has charm just oozing out of its every nook and cranny. Did I tell you about this quirky shop I stumbled upon? Filled with pre-loved clothing, it was just waiting for me to sprinkle some Pink Tutu magic over it. Honestly, you would not believe the gems I found. A silk tutu from the 1920s? A sequined feather boa straight from a vintage disco? You bet your bottom dollar I bought it!

What can I say about this town's market square? So much fun! I stopped to chat with a local crafter who told me he used to perform drag himself! Oh, and that market! They even have fresh pink fairy cakes – they just about made my day. I got so carried away I totally forgot to get pictures. I was so preoccupied stuffing my face with these delightful sweet treats! It’s okay, darlings, because the main course was next.

Now, if you thought this was just any old blog post, you thought wrong, darling! You know I've always said I can't go to a town without checking out its theatrical side. Now, guess what, darlings? The Andover Studio Theatre – yes, a real life stage – they had a ballet class running! This town was meant for me, honey! This was my calling!

Of course, I went right in, grabbed my tutu bag, and made my grand entrance. Now, I know what you’re thinking. How does a glamorous drag queen walk into a ballet studio? You'll have to believe me on this one: I sashayed my way in, darling! I gave a quick “good morning” to the group of dancers, who all giggled at the sight of this magnificent creature in their midst. The teacher – and I mean darling, this lady had moves – welcomed me like I belonged!

She asked if I was a regular. I chuckled and said: “My dear, I am a tutu princess of the universe! I might have travelled a few miles to get here!”

She laughed! And told me to go to the middle! What's a Queen like me to do? Of course, I danced. And you know, I found out the magic of a tutu lies in its freedom – its power to make you feel like anything is possible. In those swirling skirts, I danced like I was dancing my way straight out of a Victorian art exhibition!

And what's even more amazing? These girls, they were all thrilled I was there. They loved my vibrant pink wig and, oh honey, the way my sequined tutu swirled under the studio's light was a sight to behold! Honestly, it was an absolutely fabulous dance experience. It gave me such joy to see how their faces lit up when they realised that someone, no, this Queen, could actually teach them something new.

The afternoon, darling, that's when things really got magical. That's when I saw him! Yes, darlings, you’ll have to listen to this one! It was by chance, honestly, I swear. This cute chap was trying on a pink tutu! Yes, you read that right! A male dancer who actually embraced a full-fledged, pink tulle ballerina dress. This boy loved this tutu!

Of course, my inner Queen couldn't stay silent. And, like the drama queen that I am, I strutted my way over, gave him my signature pink-tutu smile and said, “You’ve got great taste, my dear! Pink is clearly your color, and that tutu really is exquisite!" I gave it a good spin around the shop. You can say I made the biggest entrance – or should I say exit! This boy was blushing like mad!

And now, my lovelies, here’s the catch – this was just a peek into my Andover adventures! I had the best dinner at this traditional pub, where I felt like I'd been transported to the heart of British countryside – cosy and warm, but definitely with a touch of Queenly charm!

So, darlings, there you have it – Andover, a small town with a whole lot of heart, where even a pink-tutu-wearing Queen like me can find an amazing adventure. Until next time, remember to sparkle with kindness, dance like no one’s watching, and, oh yes, spread some pink tutu love everywhere you go!

#TutuQueen on 2006-09-24 stars in Andover