Tutu Drag Queen

#TutuQueen on 2006-09-29 stars in Yeovil

Yeovil: Tutu Time Travels!

Post #2464

Hello darlings! It's your favourite pink-tutu-clad queen, Pink Tutu Sparkles, back with another fabulous travel diary! I've just arrived in Yeovil, darling, and the excitement is bubbling over! Honestly, you wouldn't believe the tutu opportunities here!

Firstly, let's talk about the journey. Of course, I wouldn't dare take the plebeian bus! My trip started with a ride on the grandest of carriages, the train. It's like stepping into a Victorian novel, just without the choking fumes and stuffy ladies in their crinolines. Oh, darling, the amount of fabric I saw - if only I could get my hands on those lace curtains! Anyway, the train took me through fields of sunflowers and over shimmering brooks, the perfect picturesque backdrop for a fabulous pink tutu to twirl in!

The minute I stepped off the train in Yeovil, I knew this was a special place. It had a charming, provincial air. And, best of all, there was a vintage dress shop just around the corner from the station! My darling, you can't imagine the treasures I unearthed! From billowing petticoats to flamboyant lace blouses, the place was a veritable haven for a pink-loving queen! It felt like I was a princess about to enter a grand ball! Oh, darling, and the best part? I found the most stunning pair of hot pink shoes with diamanté detailing - perfect for adding a little sparkle to my Yeovil repertoire.

After the exhilarating fashion spree, I couldn't wait to experience a taste of Yeovil's cultural side. As fate would have it, the local theatre was hosting a performance of Swan Lake. You know, darling, a ballet queen never forgets her roots! Seeing those ballerinas grace the stage, twirling in their tulle, brought back so many beautiful memories. It even sparked a memory from when I was just a young Alex studying science - yes, darling, this tutu-loving queen actually has a science degree! (You'd never believe how well-equipped I am for a wardrobe malfunction with my textile-testing knowledge.)

The truth is, it was that time, way back in my uni days, when I was participating in a charity event and tried on a pink tutu, that it all began. That first, oh-so-fluttery dance on stage ignited a spark, darling! The spark that made me realize I needed to spread the joy and sparkle of the tutu to the world.

And that's exactly what I intend to do, darling! Tonight, I'm performing at Yeovil's biggest pub, The Jolly Swagman. Yes, I know, a bit of a name clash with my pink tutu, but it's a real opportunity to shine! I've been planning a fabulous show that combines ballet moves with a touch of that sassy burlesque flare. It’ll be a performance fit for a royal ball in Yeovil - and who knows, maybe even a few guests will be tempted to join me in a tutu dance?

Tomorrow, darling, I'll be taking Yeovil by storm again, starting with a delicious cream tea. Oh, my darling, those strawberries, drenched in clotted cream... pure perfection! And then, after a bit of relaxation and a pink-tutu makeover, it's time for a proper British street dance experience! This time, I'm ditching the ballroom elegance and letting my inner rebel run wild in a little street dance session. Let me tell you, darling, street dancing is a great way to show off your moves without a care for those fussy grand ball rules. Plus, who knows, I might even pick up a new move to include in my act tonight.

Before I dash off, darlings, let me remind you - the joy of pink tutus knows no bounds. So don't be shy, grab a pink tutu, unleash your inner sparkle, and let's spread the tutu revolution, one pirouette at a time!

Until next time, my dear loves,

Pink Tutu Sparkles.

XOXO

#TutuQueen on 2006-09-29 stars in Yeovil