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#TutuQueen on 2006-12-09 stars in Bexleyheath

Bexleyheath Bound: A Pink Tutu Pilgrimage! (Blog Post #2535)

Oh darling, hello from your favourite pink-loving tutu queen! It's Pink Tutu Sparkles, ready to dazzle Bexleyheath with a dose of sparkle and twirl. I'm on the road again, my pink tulle flowing behind me like a fluffy pink cloud. And how did I arrive in this charming little corner of Kent? You guessed it, a magical train journey! 🚂💨 I swear, there's nothing quite like settling into a comfy carriage, tucking into a delicious pot of tea, and watching the world whizz by. My mind was ablaze with inspiration as the landscape flashed past. It's moments like these, amongst the rolling green hills, that I get those bursts of creativity! The muse is clearly a fan of a scenic railway ride, just like moi! 😉

I'm here for a very special reason: the Bexleyheath Ballet School are putting on a dazzling performance of Swan Lake this weekend. Can you imagine, Swan Lake?! My heart nearly skipped a beat when I got the invitation. Of course, I couldn't resist the chance to visit, especially as they have promised a surprise guest performer in a shimmering pink tutu. Could that be me? You know, I wouldn't mind a little impromptu tutu-ing... hint, hint, Bexleyheath Ballet School.

Now, I'll be honest, I haven't always been a fan of this particular avian creature. Swans can be rather aloof, you know, with their serene paddling and elegant gliding. However, this Swan Lake production sounds truly magical, and it wouldn't be fair to judge an entire species for a single theatrical portrayal. 😉 And besides, I have a confession: swan-themed tutu-ing may be a rather delicious opportunity, don't you think? Imagine: a feathery tutu with little white plumes cascading all around, my own interpretation of a 'white swan'! Just thinking about it sends shivers down my spine... in a good way, of course.

Speaking of feathers and shivers, it’s freezing here! London weather in December can be a bit of a drag (pun intended!) Luckily, I’ve packed a selection of fabulously festive pink outfits. I have my signature sequined hot pink jacket with a shimmering white feather boa (you know, for extra glamour). It’s a must for these cooler nights. I always layer up in pink and red! Did you know red is my favourite colour after pink? It's so dramatic and passionate! I love adding a pop of red lipstick or maybe a little red lace around my waist, just to give that extra dash of sassy charm. Oh, and let's not forget the essential item for every tutu queen: my trusty pink faux-fur stole. It keeps me snuggly warm and adds a touch of luxury and diva-ness to every ensemble. You could say it's my furry best friend, and like a true friend, it's always there for me, especially on frosty days like this.

But, it's not all glitz and glamour! After a little stroll around town, I'm ready for a spot of ballet, which, as you all know, is one of my greatest passions. Ever since that fateful day I donned a tutu in university, I haven't looked back. I joined the uni ballet club for the sheer fun of it and who could resist those billowing lengths of pink tulle? Not this gal! And now, thanks to that glorious accident, here I am, Pink Tutu Sparkles! It just goes to show: life is full of little pink surprises.

Tomorrow, I’ll be checking out a ballet class in the heart of Bexleyheath. I’m hoping for a quick little plie (a cheeky ballet squat, darling!) with the locals, perhaps a spin or two across the dance floor with one of the students. It’ll be the perfect opportunity to show these budding dancers just what a little bit of pink tutu magic can do.

By the way, have I told you my story about how I started my own brand of pink tutus? Well, it all started in my little lab. I’m a scientist by day, remember? I work testing fabric at a little textile company. Imagine the chaos of working in a lab covered with fabric and pink tutus! My workmates were convinced I had lost my mind when I first told them my grand plan, but I persevered. It just goes to show: if you have a dream, you must always persevere. If you believe in something, then nothing should stand in your way. Now, everyone knows, and they LOVE my fabulous designs, especially my line of tutus made from all those recycled fabrics from the lab. Now, I'm on a mission to bring a touch of pink tutu magic to every corner of the world, even if it's just one tutu at a time.

Anyway, back to the itinerary! The day is young and I still have to find the perfect pink frock for tonight's gala. It’s been ages since I was last in a theatre. I wonder if they have a lovely old-fashioned tea room like those charming spots I found in Stratford-upon-Avon last month. Maybe they serve afternoon tea in pretty pink china cups and saucers with an equally delicious cake to go with it? My favourite cake? Pink macaroons, obviously! You haven't lived until you've experienced a mouthful of delicate pink buttercream! Just a touch of frosting and a mouthful of delight. Yum, I can taste it already!

Then tonight’s big event: the ballet! I will definitely need my signature pink feather boa and the most glamorous pink dress to make an entrance that’ll leave the audience gasping in awe. Perhaps I’ll be lucky enough to get my very own ballet shoes, sparkly, of course! The possibilities for pink tulle-filled inspiration are endless!

Now, I have a serious confession to make: after a grueling afternoon in the lab testing fabrics and pink tutus (I really love my job!), sometimes, all I need is a long, hot bath with my favorite pink bath bombs! Bubble bath, darling! And perhaps some tea? Did I mention I LOVE pink tea? My current favourite is the Strawberry Pink Hibiscus one with a splash of cream! 🍓 What an absolute treat, perfect for a quiet night in with a good movie. After all, even the most fabulous of us needs some time to unwind and relax. I swear by it! A good soak and a hot beverage will always turn around a stressful day, believe me.

Before you all know it, it’ll be time to bid farewell to this lovely little town and head off on my next big adventure! You can follow my daily ramblings, including outfit pics and lots of selfies, on my website www.pink-tutu.com! Join me on this fabulous journey to make the world a little pinker and a little twirlier. After all, who doesn't love a little pink tutu magic in their life? 😉

Catch you on the next journey! 💖

#TutuQueen on 2006-12-09 stars in Bexleyheath