Tutu Drag Queen

#TutuQueen on 2007-07-04 stars in Fleet

Fleet - A Tutu-ful Day Out!

Hello darlings!

Welcome back to my blog, www.pink-tutu.com, where I share all my fabulous adventures in life and drag! It's Pink Tutu Sparkles here, bringing you post number 2742 – get ready for another tutu-ful journey!

Today's tale is all about a dazzling day trip to Fleet, a quaint town brimming with charm and a definite need for more pink! It's always an exciting adventure to journey to new places, to bring a dash of sparkly sparkle to those who haven't seen the true beauty of the tutu.

As you all know, I love nothing more than to discover the treasures of our fair isle on the back of a faithful steed, but today, a steamy, rumbling train took me to the heart of Fleet. Let me tell you, nothing says 'fashion' and 'sparkle' like travelling in first class. I got to chat with a lovely gentleman who loved my pink feather boa and a beautiful lady who complimented my platform shoes – 'gosh, darling, you make them look comfy!' she giggled. I explained that after years of performing in them, the discomfort had become quite manageable!

The journey was a symphony of sights and sounds. Fields of vibrant green flitted past, the sunshine cast golden rays through the windows, and the rhythm of the train's wheels resonated like a gentle, hypnotic lullaby. As always, the inspiration flowed freely! I scribbled a few notes on my 'Tutu Travels' journal, planning a fabulous ballet routine to debut in my next show! You can imagine my surprise when I was offered a complimentary gin and tonic (with a pink garnish!) – talk about making a diva feel welcome!

When we finally arrived at Fleet, I was enchanted. The cobbled streets were lined with quaint little shops and flower-filled window boxes. This, my darlings, is what I live for! But before venturing into the shops, I made a beeline for Fleet's town square, a vibrant hub of local life, a veritable 'potpourri of personality'!

My initial observations were quite frankly, disappointing. Now, don't get me wrong, the locals were friendly and welcoming, but it was starkly lacking the fabulous flair of a truly tutu-worthy town. However, I couldn't let that stop me! As usual, I saw a way to sprinkle a bit of sparkle on the proceedings – what better way to show people the true beauty of a pink tutu than by a good, old-fashioned impromptu ballet performance?

With the confidence that only a Pink Tutu Sparkles could muster, I grabbed my handbag (it was overflowing with sequins, naturally!), stepped onto a bench, and began my signature performance of "Swan Lake", a 'twirly, feathery-dream' of a piece that has always mesmerized audiences. And let me tell you, this was a 'stage' and audience that needed all my flamboyant flair! You see, Fleet seemed a bit stuck in the past. I imagined the looks on the faces of the onlookers:

"Goodness me, a tutu! Well, isn't that unusual. Will they keep it down? *Can't a fellow have a nice quiet tea with his dentures in peace! Oh well, it's better than the pigeons"

But what happened next made my *'tutu-clad heart's' beat with delight! They weren't offended. They were entranced! Children stopped mid-game of tag, mesmerised. Parents gasped and giggled. Even the pigeons on the cobblestones stopped pecking at bread crumbs!

Within minutes, I had a whole audience around me, cheering and applauding my performance! They weren’t just clapping – they were clapping their souls! It was in that moment that I knew I had done what I always set out to do, spread the tutu-love, and it was the most fabulous thing ever! I was on top of the world – the best tutu in Fleet, quite possibly the world, and there were even a few whispered 'bravoes' in the air. What's more, my show even inspired some local talent! A charming couple, not a day under sixty, took to the square's centre and twirled each other, even attempting some ballet poses, with all the gusto they could muster!

Their joy was so palpable, it literally brought tears to my eyes. Their dance may have been a little rusty, but I have to say, the moves had 'fabulous' written all over them, and that's what matters, isn't it?

My darling readers, remember what we talked about last week, what makes this life so fabulous, so 'tutu-ific'? I told you it wasn't the glamour or the glitter (although both are indeed *extraordinary), but the sheer joy of inspiring and entertaining. And right here, right now, my heart was full to bursting with it.

That little performance, those smiles on the faces of Fleet's locals – it was magical! But there were still so many pink tutu dreams waiting to be fulfilled in Fleet, so I had a little mission ahead of me, and of course, a lot of shopping to be done! You know what I'm like: always the businesswoman! After a fabulous cuppa and a pink-frosted cupcake in a tea room that served delicious cakes (yes, a very pink afternoon tea of course ), I got down to the nitty gritty of what Fleet was really missing! You guessed it! Tutu shops!

Don’t worry, you all know me – I’m always on top of my tutu game! First, I sought out local shops selling clothes – imagine the excitement! I wanted to see the range, the style – was Fleet the kind of place where I could inspire those with a penchant for a fabulous tutu?!

After searching in several quaint and very well-stocked stores, there was a pattern emerging. The stock was fantastic but it lacked that essential something that every shop needs – the sparkle, the whimsy, the touch of tutu that would send hearts a-flutter. Don't you agree that every single store should embrace the 'pink' power of a tutu?!

So I embarked on a new project: The Tutu-fying of Fleet!

I decided that I could use my expertise to help the townsfolk see the 'glimmering, twirly joy' that a pink tutu brings to life. You know I like a good challenge. The ultimate goal? For every shop to embrace at least one pink tutu on display! It had to be done! I grabbed the owner of a gorgeous fabric store – she adored my 'flamboyant energy', which meant my plan could only work. My tutu plans would come true. Together, we set about a transformation. First, we found a gorgeous tutu that we could hang outside the store – a bold move, don’t you think? Second, I decided it needed more sparkle, more life, a truly Pink Tutu Sparkles touch of magic. With a big grin on my face, I fished out my sequined handbag and, after a little bit of ‘strategic sewing’, it had that all-important tutu-licious feel!

Next, we went into the stores one by one, chatting to the owners about ‘tutu-fication’ and giving advice, because every shopkeeper really needed it – who could disagree? My charming charisma and unwavering belief in the magic of pink worked their magic on these unsuspecting shopkeepers! With a wink, I would leave behind some of my very own tutu accessories - little bits of magic for their shop fronts, to inspire, and oh, how the shoppers would be inspired! Soon, pink tutus graced several shops in the town – what a triumph!.

I spent the rest of my day walking the beautiful streets of Fleet – a delightful mix of vintage shops, cafes, and restaurants, I was literally bursting with 'tutu-fuel! A truly wonderful feeling came over me: to have made such a significant 'tutu-transformation', a 'positive change’ in Fleet. It's about inspiring others, about encouraging self-expression, and about a good old dose of 'sparkle and whimsy'! I mean, who needs a good ol' dose of gloom when you have a pink tutu at your fingertips, darling?

Fleet will never be quite the same again, that's for sure! And who knows what adventures await as I continue my journey across this magnificent land. The magic of the pink tutu continues to travel, my darlings! As for my future travels? Well, I think the Scottish Highlands are calling, a perfect setting for some 'twirling amidst heather'! Stay tuned to my tutu-licious blog, darlings.

Love and glitter, Pink Tutu Sparkles x

#TutuQueen on 2007-07-04 stars in Fleet