Hello darlings! Your favourite Pink Tutu Queen is back with a brand-spanking-new blog post, this time straight from the heart of Slough, my darlings!
Slough! Who’d have thought it, eh? A drag queen’s journey to the outskirts of London… But let me tell you, this place is brimming with character, like a bag of Maltesers – you never know what you’re going to get, but you know it’s going to be scrumptious!
So, how did I find myself here? Well, you see, a delightful lady called Mildred, the manager of the delightful “Flouncy Flamingo” cabaret venue in the town centre (seriously, a must-visit for any pink tutu enthusiast!), invited me down to perform! Of course, I said yes quicker than you can say "pink polka dot tutu"!
I travelled down in style, naturally! The Great Western Railway took me right to Slough station in a grand carriage (that, in a previous life, may have even carried Queen Victoria!), complete with a helpful gentleman to assist with my suitcases (I do have a rather large wardrobe, you see!), and, of course, a piping-hot cuppa.
I must tell you, I was particularly pleased with the dress I chose for my journey. A dazzling magenta ensemble – all silk and shimmer, paired with a feather boa and my trusty pink platform sandals, naturally! My crown of sparkly butterflies even had matching magenta ribbons! Who says a girl can't be a little dramatic on the train, darling?
Speaking of drama, let’s talk about the Flouncy Flamingo! I do love a bit of flamboyance! Imagine, darlings, a pink-hued haven! We’re talking sparkly walls, feather boas galore, and an abundance of fluffy pink seating! They even have a cocktail called the “Tutu Tango” with edible glitter – I might have had three!
Now, on to my performance! I chose a ballet-inspired routine, featuring twirls, leaps, and enough pink to make a flamingo blush! My darling audience were simply divine, showering me with cheers and even some tutus! Honestly, it’s so heartwarming to see my mission taking hold, my lovelies – the Pink Tutu revolution is truly underway!
Now, after all that dazzling, a little shopping was needed, right? Who can resist the lure of a bargain, especially when it comes to tutus, darlings? Well, I happened upon this delightful little boutique, tucked away down a backstreet in Slough called “The Glitter Bomb.” You see, I knew it was for me, not just for the shimmering facade, but also for the glorious displays of sparkly pink tights, glitter hairspray, and the most dazzling pair of pink shoes I have ever laid my eyes on! Oh, darlings!
Of course, no trip to a new place would be complete without indulging in some local delights. I opted for a delicious fish and chips (pink tutu queens love a bit of tradition!), which I savoured in the park opposite the Flouncy Flamingo, enjoying the fresh air and sunshine.
My heart is full after this truly glorious journey. Slough, you’ve won a place in my pink heart, darling. I know many a drag queen and glamour-lover alike would love this town!
But darling, what do you think? Do tell me your favourite place for a little glitter and glamour! Don’t be shy, drop a comment below! Until next time, stay fabulous, my lovelies!
Yours truly,
Pink Tutu Sparkles 💖🩰✨
(P.S. Have I told you about my latest venture, my darlings? I've started a "Pink Tutu Workshop" where I teach local ladies how to find their inner Pink Tutu Queen. Let me tell you, the smiles on their faces when they discover their first pink tutu are simply divine! 💖 )
