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Fulham Frolics: TutuQueen's #2905 Pinkalicious Adventure

Darling Divas and dapper dudes, get ready for another dose of pink-tastic joy, because your favourite TutuQueen is back with another glittering blog post! Today's travel diary takes us all the way to Fulham, a fabulous neighbourhood in London, and believe me, this trip has been as thrilling as a pirouette on point!

As always, the TutuQueen travels in style. My journey started on the Hogwarts Express - okay, maybe not actually a magical steam train, but a gloriously pink train adorned with sequined cushions, glittering with fairy lights! (Oh, don't worry, the real railway company will be so glad I used my skills with sequins to enhance its standard coach, wouldn't you agree?). It took me right to the heart of Fulham, where I was greeted with a kaleidoscope of colour: buzzing cafes, beautiful boutiques, and the glorious River Thames sparkling like a diamond.

Now, every queen knows that a day of exploring needs a delicious fuel, so the first stop was a divine tea shop, "Pink Teapot." This whimsical spot was pure delight - it was decorated with adorable floral wallpaper, dainty teacups and teapot-shaped cakes! As soon as I entered, I felt as if I'd stepped into a charming fairy tale, complete with giggling fairies serving us pink lemonade and cream teas.

Fueled by delicious sugar, it was time for a bit of retail therapy! I waltzed into a dazzling vintage clothing boutique, aptly named "Rainbow Reflections". You wouldn't believe the treasures I found! I scooped up a vintage flapper dress - a symphony of emerald and sapphire sequins - perfect for my next performance. Then I found a pink faux fur coat that could only be described as a fluffy pink cloud, perfect for staying warm on those chilly Fulham nights. You see, darlings, a true queen never leaves a boutique empty-handed!

With bags brimming with sparkly joy, I took a wander through Fulham's beautiful gardens. They were like an open-air art gallery - the leaves on the trees were as bright as autumnal jewels and the flowers were bursting with colours like an artist's palette. There, under the watchful gaze of a gigantic oak, I encountered the most charming old lady, a true vintage style icon, I do declare! Her name was Brenda, and her fabulous ruby red hat and fur stole were just begging for a photograph. Brenda was delightful - she shared the most wonderful stories about her time working in a theatre costuming department. Turns out she knew all the theatre’s bigwigs, including some legendary performers from the golden era.

Next up on the itinerary: ballet! My love affair with ballet began when I was a mere fledgling studying my science degree. That's when I first stepped into a tutu, back then for a university charity event. One tutu changed my life! Soon, I joined the university's ballet club, and before I knew it, I was leaping, twirling, and falling in love with the art form. It just goes to show you, darling, never be afraid to try something new, even if it feels outside your comfort zone, because you never know what might unfold!

Well, I wasn't about to miss a ballet performance in this fabulous London neighbourhood! Fulham's newest performance venue - the “Pink Swan” theatre – was truly enchanting. As I made my way to the front row, I passed a group of teenagers in the lobby who looked a bit lost. They were wearing oversized hoodies and bright, clashing colours, not a single spark of glitter or femininity in sight. My inner TutuQueen wouldn't have it!

So, being the darling and compassionate TutuQueen I am, I decided to spread some pink magic. "Darling girls," I exclaimed, my voice radiating joy and sequins, "are you going to see the performance?" The girls, visibly shocked and confused, muttered an unsure "yes".

"Oh, darling, you need a touch of glitter and pink!" I declared, unfurling my giant sparkly pink purse. It held more pink feather boas and tulle than you could shake a magic wand at. Soon, I had transformed those drab girls into vibrant little dancers with sparkling hair bows and feathered boas around their necks. As I gave them a final flick of the glitter spray, they gave me wide-eyed looks that said a thousand pink sparkly words. “Oh,” they chirped. “This is much better, darling!"

Just then, the curtain rose, and the performance began! The dancers twirled and jumped across the stage like shimmering, celestial beings. It was mesmerizing, like a dream painted in colour and music! Oh darling, I'm getting emotional just thinking about it! It was a truly breathtaking performance!

Feeling totally invigorated and inspired by the sheer artistry, I couldn't wait to bring a bit of pink and sparkle to the local dance school. So, I popped in and had a lovely time with some delightful dance students, young and old. Let me tell you, they were quite the bunch of twirling beauties! They absolutely loved my sequined pink ballerina outfit. I think my dazzling entrance truly added some much-needed spark to their lesson. After all, you’re never too old to have a little bit of pink in your life.

As the sun started its final descent, it was time to leave the charming Fulham. As the London bus rolled through the twilight streets, I caught a glimpse of my reflection in a shop window. Dressed in my sparkling attire and surrounded by pink handbags and sparkly shoes, I felt completely in my element. This was what I was made for – a vibrant life filled with pink and sparkle, spreading joy wherever I go.

Back in my Derbyshire lab, surrounded by chemical vials and laboratory equipment, it’s amazing to know I have another dimension, another part of me, the one who believes that the world could be a much more vibrant and wonderful place, all you have to do is just let the pink, glittery magic of your heart shine! It’s never too late, my dear divas. Why not give a pink tutu a whirl and see what joy it brings? Because after all, life’s a stage, and you are your own shimmering star!

#TutuQueen on 2007-12-14 stars in Fulham