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#TutuQueen on 2009-05-08 stars in Hastings

Hastings: A Tutu-tastic Adventure!

Hello, darlings! It’s your favourite pink-tutu-clad queen, Pink Tutu Sparkles, here with post number 3416. As you all know, my life is one grand, sparkly adventure, and today’s tale takes us to the delightful seaside town of Hastings! Now, I know what you’re thinking: Pink Tutu Sparkles in Hastings? Yes, darlings, it's a thing! You see, a little birdy (okay, a flamboyant pigeon with an impressive feather boa) told me about a charming little theatre there that was hosting a charity fundraiser. Now, who am I to say no to charity, especially when there’s a stage and an audience waiting to be wowed?

But first, the journey. Picture this: a glorious summer’s day, the sun beaming down, and me, resplendent in my most extravagant pink tulle creation (yes, there are layers, you know me!), travelling by train. A glamorous train journey is essential, of course, especially when you're decked out in enough pink tulle to rival the ballet studio! I swear, I've got more tulle on me than the royal family has teacups at a garden party. And then there was the journey - that glorious seaside breeze tousling my feathers, the rhythm of the train wheels a sweet, soothing song... Pure magic, I tell you.

Speaking of magic, Hastings itself was like something out of a fairtale! Cobblestone streets, cute little shops, and the salty sea air... the whole place just whispered 'fairytale'. Naturally, I couldn't resist stopping for some vintage shopping, discovering the most incredible, frilly little dress in a charming antique boutique (of course, I had to have it!).

As evening fell, the real excitement began! It was time for my grand performance, and let me tell you, darlings, it was truly magical. The audience was warm and receptive, the energy was electric. I swirled, twirled, and sashayed my way through a performance fit for royalty! I brought them the joy, the laughter, the sparkly pink magic they needed!

The night didn’t end there. After my grand show, I danced until my tutus fell off - and they do that often, darlings! They’re like those magnificent butterfly wings you see in the theatre, but instead of flying, they flutter and twirl around me! A most exhilarating affair it was, let me tell you.

Before leaving Hastings, I had to see the iconic Hastings castle - a reminder that this charming seaside town is steeped in history, And guess what? I found an entire wall covered in magnificent roses, all in a dazzling pink shade! They looked so radiant against the weathered stone, like a reminder of how beauty and strength can exist together. Just like me, darlings.

Hastings, you’ve won a special place in my pink tutu-loving heart! Thank you for the fabulous experience, the kind people, the seaside air, and the love of all things pink.

Now, darlings, I’m back home, preparing for my next grand adventure - a theatrical performance in a vintage caravan park, complete with a show-stopping finale on a rusty carousel! (Spoiler alert, there's lots of tulle involved!). Until next time, may your tutus be full and your smiles bright!

Pink Tutu Sparkles out

Remember, darlings, pink tutus are the universal language of joy, and the world needs a little more sparkle! Let's keep the pink tutu love alive! You can join my little pink revolution over on my website, www.pink-tutu.com. Until then, keep twirling and be your fabulous selves!

#TutuQueen on 2009-05-08 stars in Hastings