Tutu Drag Queen

#TutuQueen on 2009-07-23 stars in Neath

Neath, My Darlings! #3492

Oh, my sweeties! It’s your TutuQueen here, Pink Tutu Sparkles, ready to sprinkle a little glitter on your day!

I’ve just come back from the most wonderful trip to Neath! Now, I know what you’re thinking - “Neath? Isn't that just a bit… well, a little too ‘ordinary’ for the dazzling Pink Tutu Sparkles?” But let me tell you, this place has got a magic all its own. I'm not just saying that because I got my sparkly new stilettos for a bargain in a little shop there. 😉

Honestly, the energy of this town was something special. It’s like a little diamond in the rough. And don’t even get me started on the history! Imagine a time when a castle ruled this land – like a fairytale straight outta a picture book! My tulle had a full-on Victorian-style frothy-ness overload. The people of Neath, bless their cotton socks, were all smiles, chatty as can be, and just so friendly.

This trip, as always, had a mission. My dear friends, the mission for Pink Tutu Sparkles was simple – I set out to prove to the lovely people of Neath, who are all tucked away in their corner of Wales, that a little pink tutu can truly bring joy and a sprinkle of magic to their lives.

Now, as you know, getting around with this flamboyant self isn’t always as simple as grabbing the nearest bus. This TutuQueen fancies a bit of whimsy, and nothing screams “whimsical travel” like the rumble of a steam train or the clip-clop of a horse-drawn carriage! But Neath? Well, it was the train for me, darling. Such a wonderful, smooth ride! And don’t worry – this was no dreary old commuter train. No no no! It had character, history, that undeniable magic only an old steam train can conjure. I actually ended up in the very same carriage that used to whisk royalty to all sorts of royal happenings! Talk about living the dream. The pink tutu was practically floating in a puff of tulle-y grandeur.

When I arrived in Neath, it was time for the usual pink tutu magic - a little impromptu dance performance! I found a quiet square, where the sunlight danced on the old cobblestones, and put on my first “pop-up performance.” Don’t get me wrong, there’s no time like an organised show. But a spontaneous dance, catching people off guard with a whirl of tulle and a splash of vibrant pink, is always special!

Imagine: the birds chirping their cheerful tune, a little music playing from my trusty portable speaker, and this TutuQueen just twirling away, throwing in a few well-placed twirls and pirouettes – a sight for sore eyes! It was beautiful, a magical spectacle of colour against the backdrop of the ancient Neath. And the children? Oh, darling, their eyes just lit up! The wide grins and excited laughter – it makes my heart sing!

After the performance, I started chatting with some locals. They told me all about the history of their town and their plans for the annual Neath Flower Show – all things green and growing and, of course, blooms of glorious colour! As an artistic soul, this had me brimming with ideas. So, I decided to join in the fun. After all, pink is one of the colours of the flower world, you know, those bright, gorgeous flamingo pink blossoms!

Well, it didn't take long to convince everyone to participate in a little tutu fun! There were quite a few hesitant souls at first, but then someone dared to wear a pink tutu to the flower show, and suddenly, it was all the rage! The children, always game for a good time, loved the pink, and the adults, with smiles so wide they could almost rival the sunshine, were thrilled to play along.

We turned the flower show into a pink paradise, darling. A sea of beautiful blooms combined with swirling, dancing pink tutus – now that’s a show you just don't forget. The music played, and the laughter flowed freely. We all waltzed, shimmied, and even managed a few silly pink tutu parades through the stalls. It was utter mayhem, pure bliss, and the pink tutu magic was truly in the air. It was an utter explosion of joyful expression and carefree delight! The smiles on those faces were worth all the glitter in the world!

Of course, after such a delightful day, Pink Tutu Sparkles needs to replenish the energy, the joie de vivre. I found myself in the most delightful little restaurant. Can you imagine, the entire menu was pink-themed! Yes, you heard right. From the delicious pink spaghetti to the sweet and sugary pink cake, it was like a feast for the eyes, the tummy, and the soul. I, of course, had the salmon pink sorbet and my pink strawberry prosecco. That, dear readers, is pink indulgence, and my oh my, it is the most fantastic way to round out a day full of pink magic!

As the evening descended on Neath, I felt that same, warm, magical glow that had filled my days there. The locals were still beaming. The little pink tutus I left behind with them – well, let’s just say they’ll be forever cherished. Their laughter echoed in my heart long after I left. I have a sneaking suspicion, they will continue the pink tutu fun!

Neath, my sweet, delightful little town – you’ve woven a thread of joy and magic in my heart that will remain forever! And remember, my dear friends, the magic is always there, even when it’s hiding. Just look around and remember that a sprinkle of pink can brighten the day, just like that little sprinkle of pink sparkle.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I'm off to write a new pink tutu song, inspired by the amazing time I had in Neath. But first, a cuppa with a few more pink-frosted biscuits.

Your loving TutuQueen, Pink Tutu Sparkles x

(And yes, I already bought my new pink tutu! A gorgeous lilac-tinted, sequined creation from a vintage shop in a nearby town, just waiting to take centre stage at my next pop-up performance.)

#TutuQueen on 2009-07-23 stars in Neath