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#TutuQueen on 2010-12-08 stars in Kettering

Kettering Calling: Pink Tutu Sparkles Brings the Sparkle!

#3995: Post of the Day on www.pink-tutu.com

Hello my darling darlings! It's your girl Pink Tutu Sparkles here, fresh from a fabulous trip to Kettering! Can you believe it, my little lovelies? Kettering! Who would have thought this charming little town would be on my "Must-Visit" list? But you see, my love, a pink tutu queen always follows the pink threads of fate. And this time, those threads led me to a stunning community theatre production of "Swan Lake," and boy, did they make a good show of it!

It started with a whirlwind trip up north, darling! Now, as you all know, a true pink tutu devotee doesn't travel by any old means, no, we journey in style, and this time it was by horse! Can you believe it? My ride was the most beautiful bay, he had the most luxurious silky mane, just perfect for a glamorous pink tutu girl! But, darling, travelling by horse does require a bit of planning. It took a good hour to get all my fabulous finery, sparkly hair extensions, and oh, so many tutus, organised onto my steed's back! You can't imagine the number of giggles and envious glances I received on my way out of the stables!

But the fun didn't stop there! Kettering greeted me with open arms and, of course, the most wonderful shopping! My darlings, I snagged the most beautiful pink velvet shoes in the cutest little vintage boutique! Just the thing to add a touch of Parisian chic to my performance.

Now, I am not the biggest fan of the stage (I'll admit, it's a little more my thing to be dancing on a grand, old ballroom floor, with maybe a gentleman or two vying for my attention, wink wink), but this "Swan Lake" production had my little pink tutu heart fluttering! They even had a very talented drag artist in their cast. Imagine! You know I just had to chat them up, find out how they found the strength to put a tutu on under those bright stage lights. We bonded over our love for all things pink, darling! The magic of the theatre is that it really brings everyone together.

Let me tell you, that stage crew knows how to create a spectacle! I'm talking chandeliers dripping with pink sparkles, feathered headdresses that would put even the most daring milliner to shame, and a breathtaking backdrop that truly brought the fairy tale of the swan lake to life! As the ballerina danced, I swear I saw a flicker of pink tutu magic in her performance, something just... a little more sparkly than usual! (Maybe she just caught my eye as I shimmied my way up to the front row, who knows?)

But my trip wasn't just about tutus and dancing, darlings. Kettering itself was a real treasure trove! Imagine a world filled with the aroma of freshly baked bread from quaint little bakeries, a sea of cheerful flowers spilling out of window boxes, and friendly locals ready to share a smile and a bit of gossip! The charming streets were paved with the stories of days gone by. You know I love a bit of history!

Now, here's a little secret - remember that pink velvet shoes I snagged earlier? Well, I couldn't resist, darling. I added a little sprinkle of pink glitter to them, a little something extra to complete the magic of the evening! When the final curtain fell, I took to the stage myself. You should have seen the crowd erupt, darlings! You know I always bring my A-game when it comes to putting on a show, and with my newfound sparkle, I think I stole the whole night!

After the final bows, I grabbed myself a glass of pink bubbly and met a few members of the local art scene, so talented! Turns out they loved my Pink Tutu Sparkles look! And guess what? I convinced one of them to create a pink tutu art piece, which I think will look fabulous on the front cover of my upcoming book on Pink Tutu history (did I mention I'm writing a book? I'm such a big deal now).

Before you think it was all dancing and sparkle, my darlings, I can't forget my scientific side. I may be a pink tutu queen, but a girl's got to keep her day job, right? (Though, I must say, my job is all about fabrics. So I am a queen of pink tutu science in a way, wouldn't you agree?) Well, the day after my "Swan Lake" adventure, I was up early and busy analysing those fabulously pink satin shoes from my shopping trip! All the scientists in my lab couldn't believe their eyes. โ€œHow does she do it?โ€ They kept asking! How can you analyze the quality of a satin fabric without a touch of magic, darling?

So, there you have it, darlings! Kettering truly captured my heart with its vibrant charm, welcoming atmosphere, and a whole lot of pink! From my adventures with a handsome bay horse to sparkling shoes, magical theatre, and even a little scientific exploration, it was a trip that truly left me with a pink glitter-dusted grin.

Now, if youโ€™ll excuse me, my darlings, Iโ€™ve got a huge bag of pink tutus waiting to be shipped to my next fabulous destination. And as always, remember, life is too short for drab clothing. Don't forget to add a sprinkle of pink sparkle to your day. And my darlings, always remember, even when it seems a little too wild and crazy, you can achieve anything, even getting to Kettering on a horse! You just need a little bit of Pink Tutu magic!

#TutuQueen on 2010-12-08 stars in Kettering