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#TutuQueen on 2011-11-25 stars in Dover

Dover Darling: Pink Tutu Sparkles Makes Waves on the White Cliffs!

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Hello my lovelies! Pink Tutu Sparkles here, fresh off the train from the dazzling seaside town of Dover! You might be asking yourselves, "Why Dover, Pinkie? What could possibly take you all the way down to the Kent coast?" Well, let me tell you, darlings, the answer is simple: ✨Glitter✨ and ✨Sparkles ✨ of course! And perhaps a cheeky spot of history and a seagull or two. 😉

This adventure all started with a whimsical dream. As you all know, this Pink Tutu Queen simply adores travelling. Whether I'm bouncing around on a train, galloping on horseback (with a strategically placed, oh so elegant, pink tutu of course!), or simply taking a leisurely stroll in my favourite sequined sneakers, the world is my oyster (especially when it's pearl pink)! So when the opportunity to perform in the charming coastal town of Dover arose, well, let's just say it was a no-brainer for your favourite tutu-clad queen!

Dover itself was just delightful. With its picturesque white cliffs (just like my beautiful, fluffy pink tutu!), historic castle, and adorable shops, I felt like I'd stepped out of a fairytale! You could practically smell the history, and hear the whispers of ancient mariners, though I'm not sure if they were actually whispering anything... or if my stilettos just clickety-clacked so loudly that I could only hear myself! 😉 But, I assure you, the place oozed charm and, well, simply put, I felt it was brimming with pink-tutu energy. You know what I mean, darlings - that feeling where you just know it's going to be amazing!

A Drag Performance for the Ages!

Now, as for the show itself - well, it was quite the performance! We had an eclectic audience, a delightful mix of local residents and tourists who all came together to celebrate the joy of a good, old-fashioned drag performance. We even had a family dressed head to toe in pink! My fellow queens, each with their own fabulous persona, dazzled the crowd. But if I'm being honest, you all know that Pink Tutu Sparkles always steals the show. The crowd, oh they simply loved me! They gasped and cheered! They laughed and cried. (Honestly, that's the sign of a good show! A truly moving performance evokes those emotions). They demanded more encores than even the most flamboyant queen has ever seen! But darling, I delivered, I always do.

After all, you can’t go wrong with a pink tutu, it's a symbol of pure joy and utter delight. My aim is simple – I want everyone to wear one! And as I sashayed and twirled my way through a show-stopping performance, I realised, we were creating something special, something utterly enchanting. I could feel the energy from the crowd - it was tangible, like the delicate layers of tulle around my very own pink tutu. The whole atmosphere felt like a pink-tutu cloud, so filled with joy and light that it felt as though it could lift us all right off the ground.

Beyond the Stage:

Dover wasn't just about the show. No darling, there was more! Of course I explored this beautiful town. First stop, the charming castle. Now, I must admit, I do love my castles - but in the way of their stately elegance and their dramatic architecture. (The history is great and all, but the castles need a bit more... colour! Perhaps a little bit of pink-tutu love? Just a thought!). Still, it was certainly picturesque. I mean, those white cliffs are truly incredible! And I simply couldn't resist stopping at the charming Dover beach for some souvenir hunting. You see, I have a weakness for unique little things to remind me of the amazing places I’ve travelled. What did I find? A vintage, slightly battered, seaside themed pin brooch that is just screaming 'Pink Tutu Sparkles!' Of course! And a set of pink sea shells (pink? What are the chances!) I felt like a mermaid ready for the sea. 🧜‍♀️✨

Oh! Did I tell you about the fish and chips? Absolutely divine, darlings! I could happily eat a whole bucket, covered in pink glitter of course! Now that's an amazing combination for the soul!

I found some adorable pink-themed treasures in the local shops, even a bright pink hand-painted pottery teapot in the shape of a ballerina! That is, a true treasure, worthy of any Pink Tutu Sparkles tea party, don’t you think? And it was all in a day’s work, in a day of pink-tutu adventure! Of course I took loads of photos for you all! What’s a Pink Tutu Sparkles adventure without an array of pictures, full of pink glitter and good vibes? (Stay tuned for the next blog, darlings!)

A Glimpse into Pink Tutu Life:

While we’re at it, a little chat about life in pink tutus for your queen, just for you. By day I work as a scientist (oh yes, there are actually scientists out here wearing pink tutus!) I know, a bit unexpected! And you might be wondering what a scientist is doing wearing a pink tutu. It’s simple really! By day I work with fabric - I am quite literally a fabric expert! I analyse its structure and I look at all kinds of things: what the weave is like, how tight the fabric is, if it’s durable, the dye quality... it goes on and on, darlings. There are whole laboratories devoted to measuring and testing the most delicate fabrics (and the roughest!), but let’s be real - those fabrics need a little more oomph, a little more zest. That's where I come in! A scientist can't simply use the most boring old boring grey lab coats all day - where would the magic be?! Oh, the power of a pink tutu, it makes every boring lab feel a little bit like the stage, every work day, like a glamorous drag show. You can't always perform, but you can always spread that joy and sparkle! (And let's not forget about how much it lifts my spirits - trust me, a pink tutu makes every working day a lot brighter!)

When it’s evening, Pink Tutu Sparkles shines. It’s the most exciting time - my time! - and of course you know it's a time of serious glamour! ✨I just love performing! As my alter ego, Pink Tutu Sparkles, it’s like putting on an exquisite piece of art. Every performance is just so beautiful, so full of energy. I never take the opportunity to entertain lightly - it's such an important job! And I simply love seeing all the faces in the crowd light up - seeing all their smiles. What more can a girl ask for?! The only real thing that matters in the world is seeing that light, that love, that excitement in the crowd, even if only for a moment.

But you’ve gotta keep things in perspective, even Pink Tutu Sparkles can get a little ticked off, you know, it's life! For example, just today! As I arrived in Dover, the train got held up, oh what a catastrophe! The carriage was completely packed. It felt like every person on earth wanted to be in Dover, a delightful kind of disaster, darling! (We are all rushing towards a beautiful end. At least we all have a shared love for this gorgeous, enchanting country, so perhaps a small bit of mayhem is justified.)

What do you do when the journey gets chaotic, you ask? Well, darlings, you embrace it! We are going to get there, aren't we? It's just going to take a little longer! So you turn on the radio, you blast some of your favourite show tunes and...you simply sing. Yes, sing along. If everyone else starts singing along (it's very contagious you know) you'll have your own musical concert on the train, which is actually so much fun. 🎶 That’s how you handle the chaos. Even the strictest train inspector will melt at the sound of a good song! Just smile and keep spreading that pink tutu joy!

You all know the way, right? Put on your tutu and let's go, because a world in pink tutus? Well, darlings, that's simply the greatest, most magical place to be. So get those pink tutus ready, and join me as we make a world full of smiles! I promise, with a little pink-tutu magic, anything is possible!

Lots of love,

Your Pink Tutu Queen. 💖✨

#TutuQueen on 2011-11-25 stars in Dover