Tutu Drag Queen

#TutuQueen on 2012-02-07 stars in Blackpool

Blackpool: The Sparkling Promenade of Pink!

Hello darlings, it's your favourite pink-tutu-loving blogger, Pink Tutu Sparkles, here with post number 4421, fresh from the shimmering shores of Blackpool! It was such a whirl of fun and frolics, a proper seaside adventure fit for a queen like moi!

Now, I'm all about those scenic train journeys, but getting to Blackpool was a different kettle of fish entirely. My darlings, a double decker bus to the seaside was just a tad much! But it's all part of the journey, innit? Imagine the stares as the old bus wobbled its way through Derbyshire, with a sparkly pink tutu protruding out of the window, a cheeky grin beneath, and yours truly holding onto dear life with a bottle of bubbly in the other hand! It was quite the sight, if I do say so myself.

Speaking of the journey, I absolutely had to break out the fabulous sparkly rainbow boa that had been calling my name from the bottom of my suitcase! My dear, when I tell you it looked like a flamingo dipped in glitter... pure extravagance! All those onlookers on the bus practically fainted, they must've been blinded by its pure glory! Now, that's what I call making a statement.

Arriving in Blackpool, I felt the wind whipping through my luscious curls (they really did benefit from the breeze!), the salty air filling my lungs, and the smell of chips and mushy peas tickling my nostrils. And the first thing that hit me? A towering, dazzling, vibrant, colourful building screaming "JOY!" in its pink and neon lights. My heart skipped a beat - this was a seaside dream come true, a feast for my eyes, a dazzling dance of delights. That's when I knew – Blackpool had officially earned its title of "The Queen of the Coast!"

This was just the beginning, darling! After setting up at my fab hotel - a perfectly pink boutique one with plush beds and sparkling chandeliers – I hit the bustling Promenade with the pep in my step of a flamingo on a sugar rush! It was just what I needed after the rollercoaster that was that bus ride. The air was alive with the sounds of laughter, seaside songs, and the cheerful clanging of those old-fashioned, penny-drop slot machines.

Every turn I took revealed another sparkling wonder, a visual spectacle to make the most stoic heart flutter. It wasn't just the illuminations, although let me tell you, those twinkling lights brought tears of joy to my eyes! From the whimsical candyfloss colours of the amusement park rides, to the kitsch vintage attractions of the promenade, everything shimmered and glistened like a well-polished gemstone. Blackpool, you’re just a magnificent explosion of joyous colour and fun, and I'm smitten!

Speaking of fun, my dears, I simply had to partake in the joys of a ride or two. You see, I’m all for embracing a little childishness, the inner child's unbridled joy is so important, no matter what age we are! First up, the "Grand Prix" where I roared past other little pink racing cars (those weren’t just my little racers, let's just say my sparkly pink boa went full-blown “cheetah” on them!) Then the spinning teacups that sent my glittery makeup swirling around my face. Finally, the Big One – I was thrilled with its gigantic rollercoaster, and it's absolutely safe to say my pink tulle tutu spun in an adorable whirl! Let's just say, even my makeup artist, a charmingly witty drag king named Benny who I've met through the vibrant world of drag performance, was impressed! He even joined in for a spin on the "Rollercoaster", you know, after I persuaded him by buying him a hot dog from the nearby stand! We are both still giggling about the state of our makeup... Oh darling, you wouldn’t believe what a chaotic yet absolutely fantastic time it was.

After the thrill rides and the obligatory fish and chips lunch, it was time for a grand promenade stroll, and let me tell you, every street was like a stage, every shop a dressing room for fabulous costumes and a theatrical spectacle. But I had a mission! My darling, everyone needs a bit of pink sparkle in their lives. And so, armed with my pink glitter spray and a cheerful smile, I started the mission - to unleash the tutu magic upon unsuspecting Blackpool residents. And let me tell you, I received more giggles, hugs, and photo requests than you could shake a feather boa at! Children, teens, adults, even some grumpy-looking pigeons took part. I even turned the town's iconic Blackpool Tower into a majestic ballerina for a photo op – how divine was that?

I have to admit, you know, the journey of my heart is all about inspiring people to wear pink tutus – it's an empowering message of confidence and joy. In a world that can be pretty dull sometimes, it’s about reclaiming your inner child and letting that joy explode out into the world.

Now, let's talk about the real gem of Blackpool – its incredible performing arts scene. I'm talking ballet, darlings! And trust me, Blackpool knows how to bring the drama, the glitz, and the glamour. Of course, I saw every single ballet performance I could squeeze into my schedule, soaking up the beauty and the artistry of these incredible dancers. They inspired me to the core. I felt that incredible spark within my own artistic soul. You know, it makes me feel truly grateful that I started ballet myself back when I was in university. It truly unlocked a world of creativity that’s now the driving force behind my drag act.

But let’s not forget the theatre scene! I must admit I indulged in a bit of old-school, traditional British pantomime too! With its silly costumes, slapstick comedy, and raucous singing, it just reminds me how much joy you can get from pure, unadulterated theatrical fun. And as you know, I’m not one to shy away from some theatrical fun! And trust me, I even managed to fit in some "Pink Tutu" themed outfits into the pantomime – oh, that took a whole heap of effort, but you know I just have to embrace the “Pink Tutu” magic in everything I do.

Before I knew it, the weekend was gone, and I had to say farewell to the beautiful Blackpool coastline. I took one last look at those shimmering lights, the scent of candy floss still lingering in the air, and my heart filled with joy and excitement for my next adventure. This wasn’t the end, Blackpool – oh no, my dears, this is just the beginning! Because next week? It’s all about another journey and another sparkle, and maybe, just maybe, we can inspire even more people to join us on our own little pink-tutu parade.

So until then, my darlings, keep twirling, keep sparkling, and keep your pink-tutu hearts beating strong.

Much love and sparkles, Pink Tutu Sparkles, xoxo www.pink-tutu.com

#TutuQueen on 2012-02-07 stars in Blackpool