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#TutuQueen on 2014-02-04 stars in Coulsdon

Coulsdon Calling: Pink Tutu Sparkles Takes to the Tracks! 🩰

Hello darlings! It’s your favourite tutu-clad queen, Pink Tutu Sparkles, here, bringing you blog post number 5149! This time, I'm swapping the glitter-dusted streets of London for the charming, suburban haven of Coulsdon, and let me tell you, it’s a right treat! 😉

As you all know, I'm a firm believer in making the world a more sparkly, tutu-tastic place, and I figured, why not bring my brand of fabulousness to the suburbs? Coulsdon, I hear you cry? Yes, Coulsdon! It’s all about spreading the joy, darling, one pink feather boa at a time.

The journey itself was a delight, of course! I boarded the train in Derbyshire, my pink luggage in tow. Nothing beats the romance of a train journey – it’s all about settling in, admiring the scenery, and getting excited for whatever sparkly adventures await! You'd think a train journey would be quite a sight, right? A vision in pink tulle, surrounded by bewildered commuters! The looks I got – well, darling, let’s just say they’ll be adding “Pink Tutu Sparkles sightings” to the local news soon!

Arriving in Coulsdon, I was charmed! There’s something so peaceful and picturesque about a suburban landscape bathed in that golden evening light. You wouldn't believe it, darlings, I spotted a pair of fluffy, adorable kittens peeking out from a window! One even wore a pink bow!

It seems my arrival wasn't a surprise to the residents – a whole group of children were waiting at the station with pink feathers in their hair, giggling at the sight of me! It was absolute darling! Turns out they’d heard of the pink-tutu phenomenon (ahem, my blog) and they couldn't wait to see their favourite queen in the flesh, or rather, in my shimmering pink sequins, as the case may be! It seems my reign of pink tutus extends far beyond the bustling city!

We had a wonderful time taking photos. They were all so well-behaved, posing for snaps with their feathered friends! Their little smiles were the absolute sweetest things, I nearly melted into my own pinkness! Then, off I sashayed to the heart of Coulsdon. It turns out there was an upcoming performance I'd been invited to - a community theatre group staging a production of "Cinderella." The local newspaper had written about my love of ballet and, well, let’s just say it was impossible for me to resist!

A true “Pink Tutu Sparkles” experience involves more than just the performing arts, darling! The thrill of discovery is vital to my creative journey, so I started with a little shopping spree at the local boutique. Honestly, it was full of adorable trinkets – pink handbags, little bowties, everything I needed to jazz up my tutu!

Oh, darlings, it gets better! As I strolled down the main street, I was treated to the most gorgeous sunset – it bathed the whole town in a blush of pinks and oranges! It’s true, life often surprises you with unexpected moments of beauty! And wouldn't you know it, there was a small cafe nestled amongst the quaint shops.

I stepped inside, hoping for a cup of tea and some afternoon cake – what could possibly be more quintessentially English, right? The place was absolutely charming - filled with teacups and comfy armchairs and it smelled divine. A delightful older lady who clearly had the best gossip of Coulsdon (you can spot a chatterbox a mile away, darlings!), started chatting about my ensemble.

Now, you’d think she’d have a reaction to the pink, a little surprise, maybe, at the sight of a full-length, bejeweled pink tutu? No, darling, she had a smile as wide as a Cheshire cat! It turns out she used to dance with the ballet as a young lady, and she thought my pink tutu was just "darling" ! She regaled me with stories of her youth, and oh, it was absolutely fascinating! I think I even inspired her to break out her old tutu! I’m telling you, you never know when you’ll find kindred spirits!

Speaking of kindred spirits, it was then I met my dance partner! A young, talented boy who was completely enamoured with my tutu. Apparently, he had a crush on his neighbour, but she’d only talk to him if he did something “extraordinary”! I just happened to be there, darling, so how could I resist a bit of matchmaking? He wanted to learn how to twirl and jump in a tutu – darling, it was a dream come true!

So there I was, Pink Tutu Sparkles, teaching a boy how to twirl, in a charming suburban cafe, amidst a swarm of excited kids and a tutu-loving octogenarian!

After my cafe escapade, the local community theatre was all set up! It’s a small theatre but I was absolutely blown away by the dedication of these lovely folks!

For a community production, the set and the costumes were absolutely top-notch, with intricate sets and detailed costumes! The entire team poured their hearts and souls into their performance, and it shone through so clearly! The performers were phenomenal - there was a sweet, innocent Cinderella with big sparkly eyes and the prince was simply charming. But, darlings, my real star of the night was the wicked stepmother – pure theatrics, the perfect balance of dramatic, witty, and slightly menacing!

Oh, but I can’t forget my other reason for being here – Cinderella is all about fairy tales, after all. It seems Coulsdon, a town of suburban charm, was holding its very own fairy tale tea party! It’s just like those gorgeous English afternoon teas we read about, darlings! But, of course, the star of the show was, you guessed it, a dazzling pink tutu!

Honestly, it was an utter delight, darlings. I twirled, chatted with the delightful townsfolk, sipped tea, and, of course, shared my love of the pink tutu with every eager ear I encountered! My dream of inspiring everyone to wear a pink tutu – even in a little suburban town! - was being realised one pink feather boa at a time!

Coulsdon, you've captured my heart, darling. Who knew a small town could be so wonderfully big on pink? You’ve made me believe that a little spark of glitter can make a whole world of a difference, especially when it comes to the pink tutu magic!

And guess what, darling? My adventures in the suburbs haven't stopped there! Next up, I'm setting my sights on an all-night carriage ride – not just any ride, of course, I'll be gracing the legendary 'Royal Mail Train', one of the grandest and most historical railway experiences. It’s all about making every journey a tutu-ful affair, my dears.

Tune in tomorrow for the latest Pink Tutu Sparkles update! Until then, remember, every day is an opportunity to make the world a little more sparkly. And if you don't know how to begin? Go on, pick a pink feather boa and wear it with pride! It'll do wonders for your confidence – trust me, darling!

Until then, be fabulous, darlings! 💖

XOXO, Pink Tutu Sparkles 💋

#TutuQueen on 2014-02-04 stars in Coulsdon