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#TutuQueen on 2019-12-25 stars in Scunthorpe

Scunthorpe Sparkle: A Pink Tutu Adventure! (Blog Post #7299)

Hello my gorgeous darlings! It's Pink Tutu Sparkles here, reporting live from Scunthorpe! Yes, you read that right. Scunthorpe! This amazing town in North Lincolnshire has been on my radar for ages, and I'm so excited to finally have landed here, pink tutu in tow. And you know what? This place is absolutely rocking!

Now, before I get into the details of this fabulous trip, I've gotta ask - who here loves tutus as much as I do? Raise your hands, because the love of tulle is seriously contagious, and we're all part of a fabulous global community, my loves. It all started for me when I was studying science, of all things! Imagine, a budding scientist who loves pink tutus, a total contradiction right? Well, back then, I was just Alex, a bit shy, maybe even a tad bit geeky, with a deep secret - my love for the twirl-worthy perfection of the ballet world! Being part of the university ballet club meant I had access to the hallowed hall of tutus, and it all started when I donned one for a charity fundraiser. The moment the pink tulle swished around me, I feltā€¦ electric. Like a beautiful, sparkly butterfly trapped in a scientific lab, bursting to take flight. It was like a pink fairy wand had been waved, and I was reborn. And that, darlings, is the moment Pink Tutu Sparkles was born!

My journey since has been amazing. Every day is a whirl of pink tulle and vibrant creativity. I live and breathe all things glamorous - my day job as a scientist actually helps in a funny way. My laboratory is all about fabric analysis - testing the durability of those exquisite pink tulle tutus is part of the process! By night, though, itā€™s the spotlight and the stage for me, wearing those pink tulle wonders in all their glorious glory.

Speaking of that, let me get back to my amazing journey to Scunthorpe. This place is a total blast! The Scunthorpe Folk Club is right up my alley, they loved my act! Turns out they also have a really fun tradition: The "Scunthorpe Slogan Contest"! They're all about cheeky rhymes and double entendres, but hey, a little innuendo is just what we need to keep life interesting. I mean, come on, pink tutus already get people's attention; why not make it extra sparkly with a bit of witty banter? I can totally see myself crafting the next Scunthorpe slogan with all that playful energy - something that would make the town's "Ironstone heritage" twinkle with pink tutu charm!

Anyway, the Scunthorpe Folk Club was full of lovely people, everyone was so friendly, the drinks flowed, and my dance floor was the highlight of the night!

After the performance, a group of lovely ladies decided to have a "Pink Tutu Party" right in the back of my vintage double-decker bus - the "Pink Palace" is where I travel the world in! Talk about making memories - dancing to my tunes, sharing stories, and having "sparkly pink lemonade" (we had to improvise, trust me!) with these fab women, just a fantastic night.

There are a lot of misconceptions about Scunthorpe (all those hilarious rhyming slang, I love it!) - But what I loved was that everyone was just so genuine. In fact, my day before the show started with a "Scunthorpe Stroll". Itā€™s a quirky little tourist trail highlighting the hidden treasures of this historic town, and boy, is it delightful! We wandered down the ā€œHigh Street,ā€ where thereā€™s a quaint little cafe called "The Pink Flamingo" with the most divine cupcakes in all of Yorkshire - pink and glitter, of course. They're like the fairy cakes of my dreams, only sweeter! And don't get me started on the town's gorgeous 19th-century "Ironstone architecture"- talk about charming! It was an ideal afternoon for some window shopping and people watching in this truly quirky, charming town! They even have their own ā€œScunthorpe-themed souvenirs", which are just hilarious! "Pink tutu and Scunthorpe?" What more can I ask for?

I am actually a big fan of horse riding, and let me tell you, riding a ā€œThoroughbred horseā€ in this "Scunthorpe Country Park" - which is a totally amazing, sprawling place - felt absolutely epic. It's one of the oldest green spaces in all of Lincolnshire. It was all I could do to resist ā€œsparkling pink champagneā€ in the park, but with the amazing view and my Pink Tutu Sparkles riding ā€œBarebackā€ - It's good I had a firm grasp on my pink tutu and a safe saddle under my tush!

Now I gotta admit - even though my whole world is ā€œpink, glitter and sparklesā€ - my heart's always going to have a place for ballet! I mean, it's like the pinnacle of graceful performance, right? I just HAD to visit ā€œScunthorpe Dance Studioā€! I saw them practicing ā€œThe Nutcrackerā€ - The costumes were incredible - there's just something special about that timeless ballet story! It felt like watching magic. The ballerina's leaps were as light as feathers, they twirled with the elegance of angels. To have that talent would be such a dream! And after a fantastic day with ballet classes and a "Sparkly Pink Martiniā€ with the ballet director, my heart felt so full!

What a fantastic time Iā€™ve had in Scunthorpe! I never expected to find a ā€œSparkly Pink Tutuā€ heaven in this town - but trust me - every destination is full of unique adventures. Scunthorpe certainly taught me that.

And, now that my journey has taken me to the heart of this friendly and unexpected town, it's time for me to move on, to continue to travel this wide world in my pink tutu, spreading that fabulous pink tutu spirit everywhere I go.

Stay tuned, darlings, for more exciting updates from your Pink Tutu Queen! Donā€™t forget to join the "Pink Tutu Army"! - Visit our website www.pink-tutu.com and we can all spread the magic of sparkle together!

Love always, Pink Tutu Sparkles!

P.S. Until next time, be sure to leave a comment below and share your own "Pink Tutu Stories"! I'm dying to know all about your ā€œpink tutu dreams!ā€

P.P.S. Donā€™t forget to catch me live in my sparkly Pink Tutu bus in my next town! And check the website - It might be near YOU!

#TutuQueen on 2019-12-25 stars in Scunthorpe