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#TutuQueen on 2020-11-18 stars in Morden

Morden Mayhem: Tutu-ing My Way Through the City!

Hey sweeties! It’s your girl, Pink Tutu Sparkles, and it's time to get ready to sparkle and twirl because it’s time for Blog Post number 7628! Today, we're taking a little jaunt over to Morden! I just know this lovely little corner of south London will be positively bouncing with tutu-wearing brilliance!

Oh my god, darlings, it’s absolutely blooming. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and I’m feeling completely ready to unleash the inner ballerina inside all of us! I packed my trusty sparkly pink tutu and a rainbow of sequins for my Morden extravaganza, and it’s already giving me a good feeling.

Today, my dears, we’re going to be having a right old time! You see, after spending the last week in a tiny lab (testing fabrics for the local dress shop – yeah, it’s a long story!) I’m absolutely gagging to strut my stuff! It’s no secret I’m a huge fan of the great outdoors and what better way to celebrate the sunshine than with a spot of ballet!

I’ve already managed to find a stunning open-air ballet class, led by a fabulous, sassy lady called Ms. Deirdre, who knows her pirouettes from her pliés. She is SO going to love my new sparkly pink tutu – we’re going to have the most fabulous dance time!

You can’t tell me a good ballet class doesn’t fill your spirit with joy, darlings! It’s a real blast, it truly is. The energy, the grace, the absolutely fabulous costumes (mine especially!) – it's just magical. Honestly, I wouldn’t have it any other way!

And to make things even more fun, we’ve got a bit of a ballet performance this evening! It's right there in the Morden Centre! The show stars some fabulous ballerinas from the Royal Ballet and the Royal Opera House! It’s going to be dazzling, darlings, a proper royal treat. I just know I'll be mesmerized!

This city, darling, this wonderful city, never ceases to amaze. I adore exploring these fascinating nooks and crannies. Morden is full of surprises and, quite frankly, that's a real treat! The parks, the squares, the delightful cafes – I’m practically bursting with excitement just thinking about it.

Of course, a day like this wouldn’t be complete without some delicious food. You bet, darling! I’m heading to this fabulous little French bistro for a light bite - just enough to fuel those dance moves – a gorgeous little French tart and some of their fabulous herbal tea – that'll do the trick perfectly, darlings!

After a few more photos in the park, my feet will be begging for some relaxation! So, what do we do next? Well, darling, nothing says "Tutu-time is over" quite like a gorgeous spa! You see, my darling friends, this is no ordinary spa. This is THE spa. Oh, darling! The ‘Serenity by the Swan’ Spa! It’s practically a temple of beauty, complete with soothing music and the best cucumber and lavender treatments this side of London. Imagine, you and me, just chilling and twirling in our pretty tutus! Pure heaven! Oh, what a treat for our poor, overworked tutu-wearing feet!

Then it's off to my hotel to give those beautiful sequin dresses a quick spruce up, because, honey, tonight is my time to shine! Tonight, I'm performing my “Pinkalicious Promenade”! I’ll be shimmying and shaking, showing everyone exactly what I'm made of! This pink tutu will be glowing! Oh my, the excitement is overwhelming! And if that doesn't set Morden ablaze, nothing will!

You can find all the deets of the show – just hop over to my website – www.pink-tutu.com – but darlings, let's get one thing clear, the performance is just the beginning! You'll be getting an exclusive, in-depth breakdown, and of course, a selection of absolutely gorgeous outfit photos in my blog tomorrow, so get ready to be dazzled.

Morden, darling, you're going to be my canvas, my pink, sparkly wonderland! And it's only a matter of time before everyone is rocking their own fabulous pink tutu!

Remember, sweeties, never stop dancing, never stop sparkling and never forget - Life is just a big, pink, sparkling tutu, waiting to be worn! Until next time, darlings!

See you in my next blog, Pink Tutu Sparkles xoxo

#TutuQueen on 2020-11-18 stars in Morden