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#TutuQueen on 2021-01-24 stars in Bexleyheath

Bexleyheath, Oh Bexleyheath! – Post 7695

Helloooo my lovely Tutu Twirlers!

It’s your favourite pink-tastic, tutu-loving queen, Pink Tutu Sparkles, here! Today, I’m bringing you the dazzling delights of a recent trip to the gorgeous Bexleyheath! Now, Bexleyheath, you may be asking, why? Well, my darling darlings, it's a place that has captured my heart!

It’s all thanks to a lovely call from a sweet little community theater, The Bexleyheath Ballet Boutique. They reached out to me, bless their cotton socks, and asked me to do a special one-night-only show! Imagine my delight – they even gave me my own little dressing room, a complete haven of shimmery sequins and pink feathers. I nearly fainted from joy!

Now, I’m not one to hold a tutu-ful secret, so you bet I took to Instagram to announce my glamorous adventure! “Be there or be square!” I cried to my faithful followers, because you just wouldn’t believe the spectacle I was preparing! My outfit? Absolutely divine, of course. Picture this, my darlings, a cascading hot pink tulle tutu with shimmering diamond-like sparkles – it even had little butterflies embroidered onto it!

I’d bought it for my science degree graduation ceremony back in Derbyshire. Remember, dear friends, I actually am a scientist by day, and let me tell you, lab coats are NOT glamorous. Thankfully, my life gets much more fabulous at night! This is why my signature Pink Tutu outfit became my favourite choice for everything from dancing in the street with my friends to taking over the stage with my captivating performances. And trust me, the Bexleyheath audience absolutely loved it.

The journey to Bexleyheath itself was a dream! I had the pleasure of taking the train there. Imagine a vintage carriage with plush red velvet seats, my tutu bouncing playfully against my knees as the landscape sped past, oh, it was magical!

As soon as I arrived in Bexleyheath, I was enchanted! It felt like stepping out of a fairy tale book – beautiful little cobbled streets with cute shops bursting with personality. It reminded me of all those beautiful Parisian shops and boulevards where you find the most delightful boutiques. But Bexleyheath has a touch of whimsy about it. And, dare I say it, a bit of sparkle?

My dear friends, you wouldn't believe what happened when I ventured into the local department store, a beautiful old building with beautiful ornate arches and even more beautiful dressing rooms! I spotted a display full of, yes, you guessed it, beautiful pink tutus! I felt like I was in a dreamland. Now, my sweet followers, you know how I am about pink tutus - my eyes lit up brighter than a thousand twinkly Christmas lights! So, naturally, I grabbed a handful and waltzed around the department store, spreading joy and sunshine with my majestic twirls. Who said you can’t take a tutu to the shop? (Besides, it's hard to say "no" to a woman in a pink tutu with a sparkling smile).

But let's get back to my performance, my dears! It was the absolute highlight of my week. The theatre, as I mentioned, was intimate, filled with beautiful soft lighting. When I stepped on stage, I could practically feel the energy of the audience – all eyes sparkling, a collective "ooooh" going up, it was a magic moment, dear friends! And what a crowd it was! The entire place was filled with ladies of all ages dressed up in their finest frocks, sipping their cocktails, with a couple of brave dads looking like they were having the time of their lives.

Now, to speak about the performance! It's hard to explain the joy, the energy, the absolute magic of it all! I’m no dancer (though I love my ballet classes, thank you very much, every Tuesday and Friday), but the magic of performance, the laughter and the pure joy in those audience members' eyes - that's what makes all the travelling, all the dressing up, all the work worth it.

For my show, I'd carefully chosen some classic songs, a little ABBA, some disco tunes, and naturally, my signature song, “Sparkling Like A Pink Tutu”. (If you haven’t heard it yet, well, my dears, I dare you to find a speaker, crank up the volume, and start swirling. If you’re lucky, a random cat will start swinging in a hanging flower basket).

But it wasn’t all glamour, my friends! Bexleyheath, my dear Bexleyheath, was bursting with history! You just wouldn’t believe it, but I ended up visiting this fascinating ancient manor house - Bexley Park! I took my new tutu from the department store out and posed in the grounds for some pictures.

Oh my, and the manor was just breathtaking! All intricate stained glass windows and long, winding corridors. As I wandered around those gorgeous old rooms, I was reminded that while our world is full of fabulous things to see and do, it’s the connection to the past, the beauty in the historical world, that makes everything truly magical.

And oh, dear readers, don't even get me started on the delightful, whimsical park near Bexleyheath station. It reminded me of the very beautiful, lush green gardens around Buckingham Palace in London, but on a smaller scale! We’re talking lush greenery, beautiful flowerbeds, playful sculptures - and the absolute cutest squirrels you’ve ever seen. They scampered about as if in their own personal ballet performance. Honestly, dear readers, I had a blast, the squirrels had a blast, and even a local pigeon seemed to be having a great time strutting his stuff amongst the rhododendrons!

After a rather busy morning in the park, we had lunch in this fantastic café tucked away on a little street that looked right out of a British comedy movie! The atmosphere was so warm and inviting. Imagine a café overflowing with sunshine, friendly people chatting away, the sound of laughter, a delicious smelling stew simmering on the stove – I think we can all agree that’s the kind of setting we love.

As you can tell, my darlings, Bexleyheath really captured my heart. The energy there is something special. This little town in Kent felt like home to me. It felt like that friend you just click with immediately, and it’s not about anything flashy or glamorous, but something genuine and full of laughter and joy. The locals, by the way, they were all so sweet! Such kind souls.

If you ever find yourself near London, dear readers, I urge you to go explore Bexleyheath! It might seem small and unassuming, but I can promise you, beneath its unassuming facade lies a heart of gold! Just remember, even a little trip can lead to unexpected discoveries and heartwarming moments that will fill you with a joy that only a pink tutu can bring!

Until next time, darling friends, stay sparkly, keep twirling, and wear pink with pride!

Your Pink Tutu Sparkles ✨

#TutuQueen on 2021-01-24 stars in Bexleyheath