Helloooo my beautiful TutuQueens! It’s your favourite pink-loving, tutu-touting queen, Pink Tutu Sparkles, here, live from Dewsbury! This is post 8880, and guess what? You betcha, it’s all about tutus!
First off, lemme tell you, getting to Dewsbury was an adventure in itself! You see, I’m not one for car journeys – give me a train or a good, old-fashioned horse any day! I'm sure you can guess why: a train allows me to strut my stuff in a glamorous outfit without worry, and on horseback, well, let's just say that tutus look fabulous flowing in the wind!
Now, I haven't seen a train with quite the same sparkle and shine as myself, but there's a charm to the rhythm of the tracks and the way the scenery whizzes by, making even the most mundane train journey feel like a magical fairy tale. And when I say magical, I mean that in the most glamorous, shimmering way, just like a Pink Tutu Sparkles performance!
So, I rocked up to Dewsbury in my best pink outfit (a dazzling new sequinned number with a feather boa to die for – gotta get your hands on one, darlings!). As I stepped off the train onto the bustling Dewsbury platform, the whole town seemed to whisper, “TutuQueen! The queen is here!”
I know, I know, it’s a lot of self-promotion, but hey, that’s the Pink Tutu Sparkles magic, eh? My aim is simple: get every single person in the world to don a tutu, because, trust me, the joy it brings is unparalleled! I’ve even got my dear old mum hooked! She’s starting a collection, and it’s growing at an alarming rate, which I have to admit, is slightly terrifying (but also super exciting!).
Speaking of collecting, my tutu collection is nothing short of extraordinary! Each one is a unique masterpiece – feathers, glitter, sequins, you name it, my wardrobe’s got it! And speaking of fabulous collections, how's this for a sparkly surprise? Today, dear TutuQueens, I’m taking you to a little gem of a shop in Dewsbury, run by a truly extraordinary lady – I mean, what's more extraordinary than a shop entirely dedicated to tutus?! It’s a fairytale, a dream, a vision of pink-tastic happiness, and guess what? You get to go there with me, virtually of course. Grab your fanciest pink outfit and a sparkly glass of pink champagne!
Here we go, let’s enter this little haven together...
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Right, I’ve given you a taste of Dewsbury, but now for the main course: my drag show, darlings! Dewsbury may not have a dance school that teaches ballet as a serious hobby (yet - I am here to change things you know!), but trust me, the crowds here are as fabulous as can be. It’s an eclectic mix: some lovely ladies in fancy pink outfits – thank you to my devoted fans – and some fabulous, fun loving chaps rocking amazing ties with feather boas (don't even get me started on the sheer genius of men in tutus - that's next week's blog post!), even the lads in leather biker gear were waving at me as I walked on stage.
Dewsbury's got an amazing heart – I had to include it in the blog for its vibrancy, you feel the buzz! It was the ultimate energy boost! And then my TutuQueens in Dewsbury absolutely smashed it – you danced the night away in your pink outfits! Oh my, that pink sequin dress looked fantastic, I could almost hear my TutuQueens saying, ‘Pink Tutu Sparkles, this dress was made for a party like this!’ (They do look spectacular in pink!) And that bloke in the tie-dyed tutu – the ultimate drag queen dream, a vision of shimmering colour and style! My goodness, my love for Dewsbury was blooming into something even more extraordinary, if possible, after my performance! The dance floor was electric. The vibe in the air, magical. It felt like we’d reached a point where everyone understood the pink tutu power: that a simple, silly bit of pink tulle could make a world of difference!
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Now, before you head back into your lives and think I've disappeared, there's one thing I’ve got to tell you – stay tuned, darlings, for the big reveal! I have a special surprise, a little bit of tutu magic I can’t reveal yet, but let’s just say it’s got something to do with my little love for the world of fabric…and pink…of course! I’m talking about taking my little TutuQueen world and sharing it with the whole country – yes, I'm not shy, it’s time to bring tutu magic to the UK on a grander scale, in a new, extraordinary, totally TutuQueen-style adventure! Keep an eye out on pink-tutu.com, darlings!
And remember, life’s too short for boring clothes. Rock a pink tutu.
I'm out, lovelies, until tomorrow when we'll take on a new challenge together, because, let's be honest, it wouldn't be a day in the TutuQueen diaries without one!
XOXO
Pink Tutu Sparkles
