Hello lovelies! Welcome back to Pink-Tutu.com, your one-stop shop for all things pink, fabulous andā¦ time-traveling! š āØ
This month, Iām whisking us to November 2031, a glorious time where drag is truly reaching its peak. Now, let me tell you, Iāve had the best time in this fabulous timeline! I literally flew through the years in my special pink time-traveling tutu, landing right in the middle of the biggest, glitziest, most spectacular drag competition EVER!
Youāve heard of RuPaulās Drag Race? Well, this was likeā¦ Drag Race meets Eurovision meets The Greatest Showman meets... honestly, the sheer opulence was mind-blowing! The judges were all legends: from Bianca Del Rio in her chic black leather (sheās a time-traveling queen, too!), to Lady Gaga herself (donning her signature dazzling-yet-avant-garde style, of course). And the talent on stageā¦ well, honey, you wouldn't believe the skills these queens had. They were dancing, singing, and even levitating in a way that made my head spin. And not a single lip-synch battle was in sight! (Which is a good thing, honestly ā canāt a girl just appreciate some talent in peace?).
But enough about this mind-boggling drag extravaganza for now, let's rewind the clock to my arrival. Remember, this time traveling gig isn't easy, darlings. Sometimes, you're right in the middle of a bustling city, other times youāre smack bang in the countryside, surrounded by confused sheep.
This time, however, I landed on a rooftop overlooking Times Square, New York City! Now, thatās what I call a view! I popped my head up out of my tulle and my jaw practically hit the floor. Imagineā¦ a sea of lights, skyscrapers that kissed the sky, and billboards bigger than buses displayingā¦ (You guessed it!) The Drag Superstar Competition: 2031.
From there, it was a simple matter of strutting my stuff, my pink tutu making an extra dazzling entrance, into the nearest Drag Central bar. Now, remember my dear Derbyshire, Iāve been to quite a few drag clubs, but nothing could prepare me for the vibrant, futuristic atmosphere of this one. Iām talking rainbow laser lights, walls lined with digital portraits of legendary drag queens of every era, and even a robotic bar tender whipping up futuristic cocktails.
It didn't take long to meet some lovely drag queens who told me everything I needed to know. You see, drag in this time had become this glorious mix of art, tech, and sheer extravagance! Everyone I met was so welcoming and accepting. The world had truly embraced drag as a form of expression. In this world, everybody was wearing a pink tutu, or at least embracing some part of their flamboyant self!
I spent the rest of the day getting lost in the Drag Central world: shopping for some amazing (and I do mean AMAZING!) sequined space suits in the retro-futuristic shop across the street, having a cuppa and some fabulous pastry (donāt worry, I asked for it vegan!), and absorbing every detail about this vibrant drag scene.
The night was where things truly became magical. This is where I metā¦ gasp ā¦Divine herself! Thatās right, my dear readers, the divine Miss M!
The bar was packed, filled with excited faces eagerly anticipating the grand final of the āDrag Superstar Competition 2031." I felt a tap on my shoulder and turned to see the most stunning, flamboyant figure looking back at meā¦ Divine! Dressed in her iconic glittery dress, her signature sharp wit still intact. She looked incredible - an actual star of the silver screen, a real movie icon! She was actually one of the guest judges for the final night and we chatted about the evolution of drag over the years. We both agreed on the vital importance of spreading that beautiful rainbow of inclusivity, individuality, and expression. I learned so much that night! She told me stories from the Golden Age of drag, from when she ruled the New York drag scene back in the day! I was captivated! We discussed the influence of John Waters, and I found myself swooning over the timeless allure of her performances!
By this time, the bar was overflowing with a lively audience. It was the grand finale of the Drag Superstar competition. It was time for the real event to start!
One of the most iconic things I found in 2031 was a show called āDrag Warsā. Yes, lovelies, you read right! Instead of just ālip synch for your lifeā, the drag queens were using their fabulous dance moves, creative choreography, and powerful voices to actually battle it outā¦ with lightsabers! These queens were amazing, showcasing such boldness and artistic flair in their dance routines! Some used traditional laser sword moves, some incorporated elegant balletic artistryā¦ you just had to see it to believe it!
As the show progressed, I met the most inspiring group of drag queens! One queen named āElectric Sparkā stole the spotlight with her high-tech futuristic show: an explosion of holographic projections, LED light sequences, and even robots performing along with her! It was literally like something out of a cyberpunk movie, but with even more sparkle!
Another drag queen, "Candy Crush" literally set the stage on fire with her amazing costume: a glittering outfit that appeared to be completely made of fireflies, glowing in a way that only 2031 technology could create! (And don't even get me started on her incredible voice!).
The judges - including Bianca Del Rio (with her iconic sarcasm) and even a robotic DJ with amazing moves - kept the night rolling, filled with laughs, and sassy comments. It was so exciting!
Finally, as the dust settled (or as the laser lights died down) from the incredible dance battles and mind-blowing performances, the ultimate champion of Drag Superstar Competition 2031 was announced. And it wasā¦. drumroll please ā¦ āSpace Voyagerā, a fierce drag queen from California. She stole the competition with her innovative light displays, and incredible dance moves. It truly felt like the universe had aligned for her.
From the rooftop bar overlooking the dazzling Times Square to the dazzling glitter and energy of Drag Central, I had such a magnificent experience in the drag world of 2031! From Electric Sparkās mesmerizing holographic effects to Candy Crushās glowing firefly-infused performance, and the ultimate champion, Space Voyager, 2031 was definitely an unforgettable experience.
Itās no surprise, then, that the drag scene has become the most incredible and dazzling it's ever been in 2031! If you are wondering what the next few decades have in store for us drag enthusiasts, trust me, you're in for a wild, flamboyant, and fabulous ride! And as always, darling, remember to embrace your fabulous self, and wear a pink tutu every chance you get! š
Thatās it for this month, lovelies! Catch you next month for another installment of Emmaās Time Travelling Tutu Adventures. Until then, keep shining and strutting your stuff!
XOXO,
Emma www.pink-tutu.com
