Darlings, grab a glass of bubbly and a fluffy pink pillow because this is a big one! Our girl Emma is finally stepping foot into the dazzling, fabulous future, baby! 2057, imagine! That’s like 35 years from now! Who knew I'd still be shimmying my way around in a pink tutu in this century? Gasp!
This month, I took a little trip in my trusty pink tutu, the one I've dubbed ‘The Time Weaver’, and travelled to 2057! I was nervous, I’ll be honest! My trusty time travelling tutu hasn't really seen action for a few centuries. Honestly, 1700s was giving a right fright, darling! Slaps knees
Right then, onto the highlights. What was the world of drag looking like in the year 2057? Well, my loves, it’s truly spectacular! The world is absolutely drenched in the kind of creativity that only a good pink tutu can inspire. Drag, well, let's just say it’s ascended beyond what anyone could have ever imagined!
From interplanetary drag battles in glittering space suits to interdimensional performance art showcasing creatures nobody’s ever even imagined… Well, let's just say I nearly dropped my crystal cocktail stirrer! I’m still dreaming about this one performance at The Milky Way Cabaret where the whole venue turned into a shimmering galaxy while the drag queens appeared as intergalactic fairies! Shivers with delight! Honestly, it was a true sight for sore eyes!
Even in the depths of Derbyshire, the spirit of pink tutus was going strong. A local drag club called ‘The Sugarplum' in Matlock Bath, right on the banks of that little river, was doing a performance called ‘A Touch of Victorian Glamour'. They all had a proper 'gaslight' vibe, even down to the petticoats. Very impressive. Imagine. Derbyshire, known for its scenery and… well, now drag. Honestly, I’m speechless!
As I toured the world, my oh my, what a trip it was! Tokyo was, naturally, bursting with outlandish fabulousness. We’re talking drag shows with holographic dancers and LED-lit wings - that’s not a drill!
But the thing I was really surprised by, and truly, completely overjoyed by, was just how much pink was everywhere! I’m talking pink shops, pink transport, pink…everything! Pink seemed to be the new black! Who knew? This felt like my dream coming true. Every girl on this planet had fallen in love with pink tutus. Now THAT’s what I call progress!
As you can probably tell, I had a blast in 2057, darling! The drag scene was an explosion of colourful creativity, and honestly, the pink was just magnificent. I don't think anyone could’ve asked for more!
Now, here’s a bit of drag fashion from my travels to whet your appetite…
Space Age Glam: In 2057, you can forget your standard tulle. It was all about shimmering space fabric that changed colour depending on the lighting, creating otherworldly iridescent patterns! I’m just waiting to get my hands on some!
A touch of the Victorian: Oh, darling, the real fashion in 2057 is a complete departure from all that sparkly and neon nonsense you’d find in 2020. It’s the ‘Victorian Era’ with a modern twist, and they look just superb in their lavish corsets and petticoats! A real return to real fashion. Imagine how exquisite a pink tutu would look against that! I swear, I must get my hands on one of these.
The New Era of Pink: From my travels around the world, my dear friends, this was the real revelation! Everything in 2057 seems to be pink! Shops, restaurants, streetlights and especially the tutus! The ultimate symbol of joy, femininity and of course, of glamour! It made me blush just to look around.
Of course, I did a few shows in the year 2057 too! In Tokyo, I gave a special ballet-themed performance in my most fabulous pink tutu with all the sparkles and feathers you could imagine! It was a massive success! All those girls looked at me and went ‘Wow! That’s how we do drag!’ and then started wearing pink tutus. The more I can see them rocking this colour, the more my little drag-tastic heart glows! Sniffles with happiness!
As you can probably tell, I had a wonderful, sparkling time. And all because of the magical world of drag, and my beloved pink tutu. There’s simply no place more joyous, exciting and expressive than this wonderful, wonderful world of drag. I can’t wait to see what next month brings!
Oh! Don’t forget to check out www.pink-tutu.com for more stories, pics and more, lovelies! Until next time, stay sparkly and always remember: wear your pink tutus loud and proud! 💕
XOXO,
**Emma.**
