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Tutu Drag Queen

#TutuQueen on 2005-03-22 stars in Guiseley

Guiseley Glitz: Pink Tutu Sparkles Takes on the North!

Post #1908 - www.pink-tutu.com

Darlings, gather round! Your favourite pink-loving, tutu-wearing queen is back with a fresh update from my latest adventure. This time, the Pink Tutu Sparkles bus took me all the way up north to Guiseley, a charming little town tucked away in Yorkshire. I swear, even the clouds were wearing shades of pink in anticipation!

You see, lovelies, I'm all about spreading the pink tutu gospel. It's not just a piece of costume; it's a symbol of empowerment, creativity, and a good ol' fashioned love of twirling. Every town needs a sprinkle of pink tutu magic, and Guiseley was just the place to do it!

My journey began, as always, with a dash of sparkle. I donned my favourite blush-toned velvet blazer, a cherry red polka dot shirt, and of course, a fluffy, bubblegum-pink tulle masterpiece โ€“ a true statement piece! I think you'll agree, darlings, this look was a definite showstopper.

The train ride was a delight. The carriage was packed with passengers heading home after a long day, but there was something utterly enchanting about seeing their faces light up when they spotted my outfit. I felt like a ray of sunshine in their otherwise mundane journey. I did, however, manage to snag an elderly gentleman's knitting needle when reaching for a crochet book! He seemed less than amused but he certainly didn't take his eye off the sparkle. It was such a nice way to break the ice and everyone in the carriage, bar the poor chap, began to clap for me when I gave a brief twirl as the announcement for the next stop played. A proper Guiseley debut right there!

Arriving in Guiseley, I was met with the warmest Yorkshire welcome! I could feel the energy buzzing in the air - a mixture of excitement and curiosity about this rather eccentric queen strutting her stuff through the town. Honestly, darlings, the townsfolk were delightful! They waved, chatted, and even complimented my choice of tutu (you can't beat a bit of Yorkshire friendliness!).

My first stop was the local market square, where I gave an impromptu performance. Now, don't worry, my dears, it wasn't a full-blown drag act. I kept it light, simple, and oh-so-pink. I pulled out my trusty pink ukulele (it's the perfect travel companion, I must say) and belted out a cheerful tune about the joys of tutus, incorporating a few well-practiced spins and a smattering of sassy sass!

Let me tell you, even the grumpy greengrocer couldn't resist tapping his toes to the music. A few of the stall holders were so enthralled by my performance they invited me to take a closer look at their wares. One lovely woman even gifted me a delicious apple, her own recipe for the best crumble pie! We talked for a good hour, sharing recipes and giggling about our lives - her little dog loved my tutu. Who knew a little bit of pink could spark such delightful conversations?

But the day wasn't all about performing, lovelies. The real highlight was visiting Guiseley's magnificent ballet studio. The aroma of sweat and dancing filled the air, making me practically tingle with joy. Imagine, a whole space dedicated to graceful twirls and beautiful leaps! The resident ballet teacher, Miss Harriet, gave me a quick lesson on her favorite pliรฉs, and boy, could she twirl! She also taught me how to do a real ballerina kick! The best bit, she offered me one of her homemade chocolate chip cookies for a special demonstration of the new step. Of course, I obliged! The cookie was phenomenal - even with the chocolate chips on top - it was certainly the most elegant and delicately delicious crumbly snack I'd ever had. It also didn't stick to my new fluffy pink tutu so there's a definite 'recommend' from Pink Tutu Sparkles on that cookie front!

As the afternoon unfolded, I found myself strolling through Guiseley's quaint streets, stopping every so often to strike a pose or have a quick chat with the locals. Everyone was so incredibly welcoming! I even spotted a small pink-themed shop (don't worry, darlings, I had to buy something!). I snagged a miniature pink porcelain unicorn with glitter wings to add to my collection, as well as some handmade pink bath bombs with rose petals.

One elderly gentleman, a true fashionista, told me he loved my "bright splash of color" and confessed that his wife would love the tutu but had "given it all up for something a bit more..." - here, he lowered his voice - "...comfy!". I couldn't help but laugh. Sometimes, dear readers, you have to fight for what you believe in - whether it's fashion or otherwise. It's never too late to let your inner sparkley spirit shine through!

Evening descended on Guiseley, and it was time to hit the stage. My performance at the town's quaint theatre was electrifying. As the stage lights illuminated my pink tutu, I felt like a magical being. A whirlwind of dancing, singing, and silly jokes brought the audience to their feet!

The grand finale of my show featured all my favourite dance moves - spins, leaps, a couple of handstands (okay, maybe just a little wiggle - my fitness level has improved since the last show - remember the chocolate chip cookies and the lovely warm crumble from the greengrocer?). However, this is a drag performance and all was well with my fabulous ensemble and my stunning stage makeup, so my audience never knew!

Throughout the evening, the air hummed with joy and laughter. I saw so many smiling faces โ€“ adults and children alike, all captivated by the world of pink tutu magic. After the show, I had the honour of meeting the local ballet club, a delightful group of young girls, eager to embrace the world of dance. They each posed for a photo with me in their ballet shoes and even gave me a pink feather boa.

Before I left, a few brave audience members even donned pink tutus (thank you, Guiseley!). Watching those faces light up was an absolute thrill, you could hear them laughing and gushing over the tulle with such pride.

Guiseley, you truly were a magical experience! Your warmth, kindness, and appreciation for the art of pink tutus left an imprint on my heart. It's true what they say, a little bit of pink goes a long way! It fills us with a sense of joy and makes the world a brighter, more vibrant place. So remember, dear readers, whether youโ€™re in Guiseley, or across the globe, donโ€™t be afraid to twirl your way through life! The world is your stage, so put on a pink tutu, and dance your way to happiness.

Don't forget, my darlings, I'm off to spread the pink tutu gospel in another town, so keep an eye on this space! And remember, Pink Tutu Sparkles is always happy to receive requests for appearances! Until next time, lovelies, keep sparkling!

#TutuQueen on 2005-03-22 stars in Guiseley