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#TutuQueen on 2006-06-21 stars in High Wycombe

High Wycombe: A Pink Tutu Pilgrimage (Post #2364)

Oh darlings, hold onto your tiaras! Pink Tutu Sparkles is hitting the road once again, this time heading to the charming town of High Wycombe, a true haven for lovers of the finer things in life ā€“ like pink tutus!

Iā€™ve got to be honest, ever since I saw a sneak peek of the High Wycombe theatre (oh, they have one! A real proper theatre with red velvet seats and twinkling chandeliers!) in my online searches, I was absolutely giddy. You know I have a bit of a soft spot for vintage elegance, and this theatre looked like something straight out of a classic ballet film ā€“ which just screamed ā€œPink Tutu Sparkles, this is for you!ā€.

I don't want to sound too dramatic (although I have been known to get a little theatrical on stage!), but the High Wycombe journey was quite the adventure. As any Pink Tutu fan knows, I have a penchant for a spot of train travel. Donā€™t get me wrong, a good gallop through the countryside on a handsome steed is always a lovely treat ā€“ just look at those muscles rippling! ā€“ but this time I thought a train journey was just the ticket. Why, you ask? Well, you see, the High Wycombe train station itself looked like it belonged in one of those fairytale villages you see in films. A pretty stone building with turrets and ivy, itā€™s the sort of station where even the steam engine sounds enchanting instead of noisy. Plus, my dear friends, who could resist a good old-fashioned railway buffet car? It was just begging for me to slip in my finest pastel-pink fascinator for the ride.

As the train trundled along (just a little bit faster than a gallop, I suppose!), I could hardly contain myself. The English countryside was a glorious patchwork of green fields and red-roofed cottages ā€“ I wouldnā€™t have been surprised to see a herd of unicorns galloping alongside us! With every clickety-clack of the train wheels, my excitement grew! I mean, who else gets this jazzed about a good trip to High Wycombe, am I right? Well, now you're about to find out, darlings! High Wycombe ā€“ here I come!

You see, High Wycombe has more than a few charms for a travelling tutu-tastic performer like me. Not only is there this beautiful theatre, but High Wycombe is also a town of fine crafts, especially furniture. Iā€™ve got my eyes peeled for a beautiful antique dressing table, a proper heirloom that will have the girls (and boys!) at the next High Society ball swooning with envy. Who doesnā€™t need a little extra glitter to adorn all those fabulous pink tutus?

It wasnā€™t all about the glamour, though, dear readers! (Thatā€™s right, my darling readers. I read every single one of your lovely comments, and it means so much to me!) I always try to include some cultural enrichment in my travels, and let me tell you, High Wycombe was a dream come true. Imagine a traditional English garden, just overflowing with flowers and herbs ā€“ it was like stepping into a Constable painting! And the sweet smell! All that jasmine and lavender...heaven!

And did I mention the theatre?! Well, the theatre in High Wycombe was something special, the sort of venue that whispers ā€œclassic glamourā€. It even had a little backstage area that screamed ā€œvintage dressing roomā€ - you know, all dark wooden furniture, big mirrors and faded, but elegant wallpaper. The air in there was heavy with makeup powder, and it smelled faintly of patchouli. Iā€™m just a little obsessed with all things theatrical, you see, ever since I saw my first ballet as a little girl. Youā€™ve probably guessed, darling, it was a swan lake, with all its glorious tutus and dramatic moments. I was mesmerized, and itā€™s no wonder, since the sheer magnificence of that stage costume... oh darling, I just swooned with joy and felt the need for my first pink tutu then and there!

To be honest, High Wycombe, I have to admit, felt a bit like a charming, slightly faded secret haven. I know itā€™s probably just the magic that a pink tutu brings, but the town was as elegant and playful as one of my favorite tutus!

Now I want to talk about that beautiful, dreamy theatre ā€“ because the place was just overflowing with pink tutus and thatā€™s really why I came, if Iā€™m honest! As soon as the theatre came into sight, the excitement bubbled over and it was impossible not to imagine the entire place bursting into a grand theatrical ball!

Youā€™ve already guessed it, darlings: my performance was a complete triumph! My act, ā€œTutu Magicā€ turned the theatre into a kaleidoscope of color, glitter, and most importantly - of course - tutus! You see, every pink tutu tells a story! I've got all sorts ā€“ from fluffy, feather-trimmed beauties that twirl like a cloud to edgy, black tulle numbers with strategically placed crystal sparkles for extra zing! And then thereā€™s the classic, ballerina pink, knee-length tutusā€¦ Oh, there are no words, darlings, itā€™s truly a world where all dreams come true!

I guess what Iā€™m trying to say, dear readers, is that life, and travel in particular, are best enjoyed in a pink tutu. You never know, it could be the key to a truly spectacular journey that takes you beyond your wildest dreams. High Wycombe ā€“ you were nothing short of magnificent! And who knows, I might just be back for another pink tutu pilgrimage, so be prepared, High Wycombe! Just you wait. Oh yes, darling, I canā€™t wait to show you all just what a truly fabulous town you are. Pink Tutu Sparkles signing off for now, darlings, but keep watching the pink tutu waves for your next dose of fabulous, you hear!

#TutuQueen on 2006-06-21 stars in High Wycombe