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#TutuQueen on 2007-11-02 stars in Bournemouth

Bournemouth Babes & Pink Tutu Sparkle! (Post #2863)

Hello darlings! It's your favourite pink-loving, tutu-tastic, girly-girl extraordinaire, Pink Tutu Sparkles here, reporting live from the stunning seaside town of Bournemouth!

This is my second visit to this delightful little seaside resort. I must say, it's far more glamorous than I remembered. Last time I was here, it was for the annual "Panto on the Pier" - where I played the Sugar Plum Fairy, naturally - and I only managed to catch a glimpse of the beach during a frantic dash between performances. This time, however, I've got a full weekend planned to soak up the sunshine, strut my stuff on the sands, and of course, enjoy some seriously fabulous fashion.

Oh my, the colours! I've been dreaming of this trip for months. I even planned my outfit weeks in advance. Imagine this: A sunshine-yellow tulle tutu, adorned with a cascade of shimmering pink sequins, perfectly matching my bejewelled sunhat (which I'm determined to rock with a cheeky little flamingo feather!) and the cutest pair of cherry-red jelly sandals that just scream "beach babe" in a very sophisticated way, of course! My new fluffy pink fur stole, sourced from a vintage shop in the Cotswolds, adds a touch of extravagance that's just chef's kiss. You wouldn't believe the bargains I found, honey! My vintage store shopping skills are truly impeccable.

The journey down here was divine! My travel companions were a delightful troupe of tap-dancing street performers, who I met at the Birmingham train station. Imagine my delight when I realised we were all headed to Bournemouth! We exchanged fabulous stories (and even a few fancy footwork routines in the train carriage, much to the amusement of the other passengers), making the journey feel like one grand, giggling adventure. I mean, when you’re surrounded by a group of enthusiastic tap dancers, who knows when the impromptu performance might start?!

Speaking of performance, tonight, I’ll be strutting my stuff at the glamorous "Glitter Ball" at the beautiful Bournemouth Pavilion. The anticipation is driving me wild, dearies! Imagine shimmering lights, booming music, and me, Pink Tutu Sparkles, dazzling in a brand-new tutu specially designed by the one and only Madame LaFayette in Paris (don’t ask me how I managed to squeeze a meeting with her into my busy schedule!). I have just the most magnificent sparkly bodice that complements my outfit perfectly, complete with tiny crystallised hummingbirds and matching gloves. The detail, my dears, is exquisite.

I know what you’re thinking – “Pink Tutu, how do you get it all done?” Well, the answer, darling, is pure determination, and an exceptional understanding of the science of fabric, naturally. See, I have this secret, hidden life, in the midst of all this pink, feathers, and tulle, a life full of pipettes, beakers, and bubbling liquids. I’m a fabric scientist, you know. In my secret life by day, I’m back in the Derbyshire laboratory, testing the fabric that your favourite designer labels are made of. By night, I'm on stage, transforming into the queen of glitz and glamour you all adore. It’s all about finding the balance, love. But let's not get into the boring bits, let's keep the magic alive.

Of course, before I left for my seaside adventures, I paid a visit to my favourite ballerina teacher, Madame Sylvie, at her studio in the Peak District. Ballet is my absolute passion, dears! You know I always make time for a proper dance class, whether I’m on a weekend break or in the midst of tour rehearsals. A good ballerina never skips class! After our warm-up (with lots of graceful stretches, of course, you can't expect a ballerina to be clumsy), I treated myself to a private lesson, perfecting my grand jeté, you know, the big leap with a beautiful, graceful leg extension? You never know when you might be invited to perform on stage, so one must always be ready for a spotlight moment!

After a glorious day of exploring Bournemouth, and an even more delightful evening performing at the "Glitter Ball," I feel perfectly energized for tomorrow. Tomorrow, I’m heading to the beach to get my "pink tutu workout," you know, perfecting my twirls and leaps right on the sand (while watching out for those annoying seagulls that seem to love snatching up anything sparkly)! Then, I’m planning to catch a matinee performance of the Royal Ballet company, something that gets my heart racing. The music! The graceful movements! The sheer artistry! I never miss the chance to catch a performance if I can help it, it just fuels my creative spirit, you know?

Before I go, darling, remember the key to life, especially for a queen like me: always embrace the pink, and always wear a tutu with confidence. The world needs more glitter and joy, and trust me, that pink tulle really has a way of bringing smiles to everyone’s faces! You want a slice of this magical life? Just visit www.pink-tutu.com every day and find yourself immersed in the extraordinary world of Pink Tutu Sparkles. I'll be sharing my latest fashion finds, dance adventures, and behind-the-scenes peek into the fabulous life of a pink tutu queen!

And oh, by the way, be sure to subscribe to my mailing list, "Sparkles and Twirls," for an extra sprinkle of magic!

Until next time, dearies, keep sparkling!

XOXO, Pink Tutu Sparkles

#TutuQueen on 2007-11-02 stars in Bournemouth