Post Number: 2864
Oh darlings, gather round, gather round! It's your girl, Pink Tutu Sparkles, back with another thrilling escapade, and this time, we're taking a trip down to Essex! I’m bursting with excitement, practically quivering in my custom-made, iridescent pink tulle tutu, because you know what’s about to happen? I'm going to sparkle in Basildon!
I know, I know, the thought of a tutu queen in Essex may not exactly evoke images of glittering lights and glamorous crowds. But trust me, my darlings, this girl knows how to make a splash, and I’ve got plans that would make the queen herself envious!
It’s been a wild week here at Pink Tutu headquarters. Between testing the wear-resistance of synthetic fabrics in the lab (science is my bread and butter, darlings!), it’s been sequins, rhinestones and rehearsals! We're working on a brand-new number with a slight ballet twist – can’t give away too much, but it's gonna blow minds in Basildon. You know I’m a sucker for a good pirouette!
And talking of getting from A to B in style, what’s a fashionable drag queen to do when heading off to perform in a fabulous new location? Travel in a glamorous manner, of course! Now, I’m a bit of a traditional girl, so it had to be a journey by train. I opted for first class - can’t travel anywhere with a pink tutu on public transport unless I'm being chauffeured in style! I indulged in some delightful teas and cakes, soaking up the rolling countryside views, while daydreaming about the night ahead. It's such a great way to calm my nerves, prepare for the spotlight and, of course, get those pink tulle and tulle petticoat layers sorted out before arriving on stage.
Did I mention I had a tiny mishap getting ready? It’s all in the little details when you're a true performer, darlings, and of course I went for my trademark hot pink glitter makeup with, of course, the brightest pink lipstick. This time, I wanted to experiment with a sparkly hot pink wig. A wig that was so dramatic, I decided to add an extra big fluffy hot pink boa around my shoulders to tie the look together. So of course, just as I was about to leave the flat for the station I slipped in a dramatic fashion! You’ve heard of a dramatic entrance, well this was more a dramatic trip. So there I was sprawled across the flat with the pink boa wrapped around me. A true Pink Tutu Sparkles calamity! But of course, what’s a girl to do? Brush myself off and, after rearranging my pink tulle, fluff up my sparkly hot pink wig and head for the station looking fabulous! I couldn’t risk getting those new hot pink sparkly platforms muddy!
Let's be honest, darling, you can’t underestimate the impact of a good train ride. I spent most of my journey looking at the countryside in my usual fashion; pink tinted shades on, I just can't help myself. The whole carriage ended up having a giggle and took snaps of me looking like the starlet I am. It really gets me in the mood, and that energy’s sure to spread to my performance. Just imagine the reaction when I sashay out onto that stage – talk about making a dramatic entrance!
Of course, the arrival was no different, even my little taxi ride was tinged with that pink perfection - a pink cab! A sign of things to come in this incredible city. You've got to think pink if you're gonna make a statement, and I’ve come to play, darlings, let me tell you! The venue in Basildon has this fabulously kitsch retro vibe that reminded me a lot of my teenage nights in Derbyshire, even the jukebox was playing 70s classics! Talk about a flashback. So my arrival was a real sight for the locals, they hadn’t seen a drag queen strut down their street, but then again, it’s about bringing the glamour to unexpected places! I mean, let’s be real, even my 80-year-old Gran, the loveliest and sweetest woman you could wish to meet, wants everyone to get on the pink tutu train, but she prefers a classic grey pleated skirt or a blue dress over any of my favourite hot pink, sparkly and layered tulle numbers! The thought of a pink tutu brings a little twinkle to her eyes and a laugh to her face though, that’s why I try and dress as brightly as possible, everyone can be a bit more fabulous, you know!
I took a deep breath before entering the venue, the atmosphere was electric. Even the venue staff seemed to have fallen under my spell - let’s be real, the power of a pink tutu and hot pink glitter is universal, darlings! Then the crowd started to flood in.
Oh, the crowds here are absolutely amazing. They weren't your average Basildon folk; you could tell I was performing at an independent night where they really care about what's going on. They were excited to see some proper drag performance! And what can I say? I was living my best life up there on that stage! The energy of the crowd, the flashing lights, the roar of the music – it all just vibrates through me, darlings.
Then there was a highlight of the evening, a small child got up on stage. Let’s be honest, everyone loves a child in a tutu, even in Basildon. So she did this impromptu little ballet performance with a sparkly pink tutu, hot pink headband and a cheeky wink at me, so sweet and oh so precious!
She was a natural, a born entertainer! The way she strutted across the stage, hitting every pose just right… it was honestly heart-melting. The crowd went wild, clapping and cheering, they couldn't get enough of it. They loved her, as did I! We shared a little bow, this sweet pink tulle moment, the epitome of all that’s good in the world. And trust me, darlings, I’ve learned a little something about showmanship from this adorable little star.
That's what's amazing about what I do - the impact I get to make. I see so many kids at my shows and it makes my heart swell! Just to think I might be inspiring the next generation of pink tutu-clad performers fills me with joy. This little girl brought so much joy and laughter to the night, everyone’s faces lit up, even the seasoned Basildon regulars! Who would have thought that a tiny girl wearing a tutu could spark that much happiness? But then again, I’m all about spreading joy and sparkly pink glitter!
But even after the last note faded, I stayed back chatting with the audience. The crowds here are so lovely. They’re kind, they’re curious, they want to hear my stories! And you know, my story's all about the power of a pink tutu to transform not just you, but the world around you. We had some fabulous conversations about my science job - a surprise to some! They never would have guessed! A true hidden scientist of glamour.
But before I knew it, it was time to pack my things and hit the road again. You can always spot a true drag queen, you’ve got to have a sparkly travel case, a trusty hot pink rucksack and plenty of makeup for touch-ups along the way! There's a little magic that happens in the quiet after a show, a chance to breathe, reflect and let those performance vibes simmer down. My journey back was peaceful, just me, a window seat, a hot pink coffee and some travel magazines full of pictures of fashion icons in fabulous tulle skirts. Now I'm back home, reflecting on another magical evening. I might have been a thousand miles from Derbyshire, but you can’t get a more fabulously welcoming community like you do at Basildon.
So until my next performance, remember: Every day’s a pink tutu adventure. We all have a sparkle within. Unleash yours, embrace the fabulous, and remember, the world's a stage! And it's waiting for your most fabulous performance! And you never know what could happen in this sparkly, pink tulle, fabulous world, you might just find yourself falling head over heels for your own pink tutu journey too! So don't delay! Pick one up today! You can wear it any time, anywhere. Just make sure it's hot pink!
Remember to visit www.pink-tutu.com, for daily drag blog updates and exclusive backstage scoop. Don't forget to let me know your favourite drag outfit and where you think I should go for my next performance. Oh, and of course, check out my social media platforms to find out what fabulous things I’m up to next. Until then, remember: Shine your brightest! Be the most amazing you!
Xoxo,
Pink Tutu Sparkles (aka Alex)
