Tutu Drag Queen

#TutuQueen on 2008-12-12 stars in Strood

Strood, My Lovelies! Post #3269 - Tutu Tales and Train Rides!

Hello my precious little pink posies! It's your favourite pink-tutu-clad darling, Pink Tutu Sparkles, and oh darling, let me tell you, I've got a right old story to spill. You know me, always chasing rainbows and dreaming of sugar plum fairies, right? Well, today's story involves train journeys, sparkly dresses, and a touch of that sweet, sweet Strood charm. Let's dive in!

Right, you wouldn't believe how long I've been itching to share my experiences of the amazing Strood! Oh, the train journey was a proper hoot, you see. It’s just not a drag trip if you haven't got a window seat to watch the countryside whizzing past, feeling the rhythm of the carriage. This was no mere, ordinary train ride though, because your girl Pink Tutu Sparkles was in full technicolour! Think vibrant pink tulle, shimmering sequined bodices, and the sort of glamour that would make even a railway station porter stop and stare. It's a good job I've perfected the art of twirling with a cup of tea, let me tell ya!

And then there was Strood, oh darling, Strood! Just imagine a charming little town bursting with history and character, oh, just delightful. Imagine me waltzing through cobblestone streets, a symphony of tutus, all bathed in that warm, rosy glow of a winter's day! I almost expected to bump into a proper Dickensian character, complete with a top hat and a long, fuzzy beard. Strood definitely had that old-world magic.

Of course, any visit by your Pink Tutu Sparkles isn't complete without some serious shopping therapy. Now, darling, we can’t forget a fabulous frock, can we? Strood, bless its cotton socks, turned out to be a treasure trove for vintage treasures and hidden gems. There's this lovely little shop called "The Wardrobe of Wishes" - and believe me, my loves, my wardrobe needed a serious wish! I emerged with a gloriously glamorous red sequined frock, perfect for my next performance! Just imagine me waltzing across the stage in a swirling vortex of ruby red, you could hear the cheers for miles! And don't even get me started on the millinery! Oh my, you've never seen such delightful bonnets! There's one little hat with a gigantic, fluffy feather that I couldn't resist. It just had to be mine! Now, my dears, we can’t go around Strood without partaking in the local delicacies! I'm not ashamed to confess that my sweet tooth got the best of me in this lovely town! I devoured some truly spectacular strawberry tarts and cream, oh so decadent, and a hot chocolate the size of my head! It's all about finding those small joys, darlings!

And speaking of joys, it wouldn't be a true Pink Tutu Sparkles adventure without a dose of performance magic! Now, I was delighted to discover a charming little theatre in Strood. I just love small venues, they have a very special energy! It was the perfect backdrop for my performance. Oh, the applause was divine! Those Strooders are right up there with the best audiences! It just reminded me that you can spread that tutu love anywhere, even in the most charming of small towns.

Strood, you've charmed me! You've shown me that even a humble little town can have all the glitz, glam and generosity of spirit that makes a drag queen’s heart beat fast! And I've even inspired a couple of brave locals to join my movement of pink tulle revolution. Now, I'm off to spread the tutu gospel, and of course, there’ll be more exciting stories and photos soon! But for now, my darling, keep shimmering, keep twirling, and always, always, keep your pink tutu close!

Love, love, LOVE!

Pink Tutu Sparkles


Here’s a little glimpse into my Pink Tutu world:

*A Pink Tutu Sparkles Diary: *

The life of a Pink Tutu Sparkles is anything but ordinary, darling!

  • From Science to Stage: Believe it or not, under this sparkly exterior hides a real-life scientist. By day I work in a lab, meticulously testing the durability of fabrics (how meta is that?!). And by night? Well, it’s time for me to turn my sparkly magic onto the world of performance art!

  • Finding my Sparkle: I’ve got to be honest, I wasn’t always the confident tutu queen you see before you. You wouldn't believe, my lovelies, but it all started with a charity event back in my university days. We were trying to raise funds and there was this pile of tutus. Someone pushed me into one, and I never looked back! The way the tulle felt against my skin, the freedom, the feeling of whimsy… it all felt right!

  • Derby, darling: A proper little slice of Derbyshire is forever in my heart! Growing up in that lovely county gave me such a strong sense of community. You'd find me skipping through those Peak District valleys as a little girl. So, no surprise that even my drag queen spirit is deeply rooted in that quaint English charm.

The World is a Tutu Playground:

My little mission, my preciouses, is to get the whole world wearing pink tutus. It's all about unleashing that inner joy, the spirit of playfulness, that freedom to express yourself! You see, it's not just about the tulle. It’s about the joy of embracing who you truly are, like a graceful dancer twirling with unbridled confidence.

Here’s how you can be part of the Pink Tutu movement:

  • Wear a Tutu. Every Day!: Don’t be shy! I want to see you strutting in your pink tutus at the office, the pub, or even just grocery shopping. I dare you!
  • Share your Tutu Stories!: Tell me about your favourite tutu moments. Where were you wearing it? Who did you inspire to embrace their inner sparkle?
  • Follow me on my adventures!: Stay tuned to www.pink-tutu.com for daily blog posts about my life, my performances, my outfits, and my pink tutu dreams!

So go on, my darlings! Embrace your own dazzling sparkle! Remember, life is a dance, so spin, twirl and unleash your joy with a vibrant, beautiful, pink tutu! And please, tell me all your exciting stories. I can’t wait to hear from you!

#TutuQueen on 2008-12-12 stars in Strood