Tutu Drag Queen

#TutuQueen on 2009-01-20 stars in Earley

Earley, You Pinky Paradise! - Post Number 3308

Oh darlings! Can you believe it? Your favourite tutu-clad travel blogger, Pink Tutu Sparkles, has landed in Earley! The train journey was a blast - I mean, who wouldn't love a leisurely trip by rail with a view of rolling countryside, right? It was the perfect opportunity to settle into my very comfy seat with my trusty portable makeup mirror and polish my look. Speaking of polish, darling, you know I’m obsessed with sparkly pinks – just like the shimmer on the beautiful river flowing by my hotel!

As for Earley itself…well, it’s everything I hoped it would be! The little shops with their flower boxes and cute cafés - so quaint and delightful! I even found a tiny little place selling handmade tutu clips - so much charm! It reminded me of my childhood summers spent dancing barefoot in the fields, with wildflowers woven into my hair. The perfect inspiration for my outfit tonight, don't you think?

Speaking of which! I have a secret to share. Did you know that my obsession with pink tutus started with the most unassuming thing imaginable – a charity fundraiser? Yep, I was at university, studying all things scientific, of all things! It was like I was destined for a life in a lab coat, testing chemicals, you know? But, darling, fate had a different plan for me - my life was destined to be sprinkled with glitter and sparkles, not just beakers and petri dishes! It happened while I was helping out with a charity event for the uni’s ballet club. It was meant to be that day because I had this tiny twirl with a fluffy pink tutu in my hands and suddenly, I felt…complete! I was never going to leave the stage. This wasn’t a phase; it was a way of life.

Now, it might seem a little bit unusual - the whole lab-by-day, Pink Tutu Sparkles-by-night scenario, but for me, it’s a perfect balance. During the day, I’m Alex, a quiet, slightly introverted, and very precise lab technician. Then at night, I become my fabulous, sparkling self, Pink Tutu Sparkles. A bit like Cinderella, really - if Cinderella was obsessed with ballet and pink tutus!

That’s what's so brilliant about drag, though – it's all about expressing yourself and having fun. I love getting to put on a colourful outfit and put a smile on people’s faces with my dance routine. I like the magic that unfolds - making someone giggle, hear a laugh in the crowd - I think I even managed to turn a few grown men into believers with my sparkly ballet choreography. But there's a real strength in drag, too - finding yourself on that stage is such a great feeling! It’s like all of a sudden, the little shy girl from Derbyshire doesn't matter. What does matter is that beautiful, bubbly pink tutu and that beautiful song that she performs to.

This town feels like the perfect place to spread my tutu gospel, don't you think? Imagine – every man, woman, and child, strutting in their own personalized Pink Tutu Sparkles creation. It's a vision for a better, more glamorous future, a world brimming with colour, sparkle, and sheer, unadulterated joy! Imagine dancing together, sharing stories of life, laughter, and the magical world of tutus.

But for now, Earley, let’s focus on tonight’s performance! I've picked out the perfect outfit – a custom-made, sequined pink tutu and a sparkling silver bodice. I’ve been practicing my pirouette moves in the hotel room (I swear I can see a little space where I can maybe do a jeté) and I've been studying my makeup - I am ready for the show!

Join me for an evening of pure, sparkling, fun! You’ll be glad you did! I can’t wait to see all of you in the audience tonight! Until next time, stay bubbly, stay glamorous, and stay sparkly!

Yours in tutu love,

Pink Tutu Sparkles

*(P.S. I’ll be sure to update my pink-tutu.com blog with pictures and updates after the show! Don't forget to check out my social media for all the gossip, and most importantly, please tell your friends about my blog - maybe together, we can change the world and bring the beauty of tutus to the masses!) *

#TutuQueen on 2009-01-20 stars in Earley