Tutu Drag Queen

#TutuQueen on 2012-04-04 stars in Uxbridge

Uxbridge: A Tutu-tastic Time!

Hello darlings! It's your Pink Tutu Sparkles here, bringing you the fabulous from my latest adventure, post number 4478 on www.pink-tutu.com! Today, I'm whisking you away to Uxbridge, a charming town that was a true delight for this Tutu Queen.

Now, let's get the story straight – I’m all about tutus, you know this, but let’s get back to how I got to wear this fabulously pink tutu today, and where my story begins...

You know, sometimes, life is just like a grand ballet performance! Just a few weeks back, I was busy whipping up a batch of my signature pink cake batter in the lab – I swear, even my baking is science, darling! I get to spend my days with fabric samples and microscopes. Yes, by day I'm just Alex, your average lab scientist, a humble Derbyshire girl with a flair for fashion. But by night, the magic starts! And believe me, a few swishes of my wand, and a little bit of shimmer, and I become Pink Tutu Sparkles – the epitome of glitter, glamour, and everything pink.

The best part is, that sparkly path leads to new and exciting places. Today, that path took me to Uxbridge, a little haven that turned out to be brimming with amazing sights. Honestly, darling, it was the perfect blend of the modern and the traditional, like my personal style – a fusion of science and sparkles, I'm like a lab coat wearing ballerina.

First up, a charming little boutique tucked away on a side street - "Pink Poodle Emporium." My, my, I thought I'd gone to tutu-heaven! You can only imagine the amount of tulle that shop housed – just perfect for me, darling. And I’m not saying this to toot my own trumpet, but my own personal wardrobe put the shop's selection to shame! There was even a stunning selection of handmade hats! And honestly, hats and tutus just make me feel like a real queen.

A fabulous lunch of delicious pink lemonade and pink candy floss, (which, naturally, I wore) fuelled the day and provided the energy needed to explore Uxbridge's gorgeous market square. Now, you’re probably thinking this is the part where I mention a vintage stall where I unearthed some fabulous, must-have gems, right? Oh, but my dear, the stall was not quite to my liking. They lacked that pink I love so much, my friends. Thankfully, I brought a portable sparkly pink sewing machine with me, in my luggage of course (which took ages to get on the train to Uxbridge and I almost missed my performance that night!), because I managed to make it sparkle! I really was tutu-fied. It just shows how one little sequin and the magic of a pink sparkly needle and thread can add some magic to almost anything, don’t you think?

But, you know, I’m not all about sequins, even if it does get a bit ridiculous sometimes – I am, you know, an expert scientist as well. A visit to the Uxbridge Science Museum was the perfect complement to the morning’s excitement. A fantastic insight into all things scientific! From interactive displays on optics to learning about the stars (and they didn't even have the dreaded astronomy-themed glitter!). This place is a total gem, even for a pink-obsessed fashionista.

And the evening ended just perfectly at the Uxbridge Arts Theatre. Now, the main stage production that night didn't quite feature the full tutu brilliance I crave, darling, it was all too minimalist for my tastes, although there were moments of elegant grace and incredible athleticism that had my toes tapping – the lead dancer had moves that were totally baller, darling! And after their performance, they looked very, very impressed that I’d travelled for so long, just to watch their performance, although I didn't think it quite measured up to mine! They all seemed rather pleased about that! I’ll be back to watch again, that’s for sure! After all, a good performance, even if not tutu-rific should never be missed!

Now, I know what you’re thinking. "Pink Tutu Sparkles? Train travel?" You'd think with my penchant for glamour, I'd be jetting around the world. And, darling, maybe one day. But for now, it's all about those iconic British train journeys - a quintessential part of the travel-loving fashionista's life, and this one did not disappoint!

It just so happened, the carriage I ended up in had these absolutely fantastic vintage windows, perfect for showing off my latest tutu outfit. It wasn't an intentional display - my travel attire was just what happened to be hanging on the back of the carriage door – in fact, the fellow passengers had been so enthusiastic that they almost made me blush (oh the scandal!). Anyway, a couple of the women in the carriage, were especially delighted by it and complimented me - all of the older gentlemen seemed rather impressed as well! One even pointed at me and shouted "Good on you!" I just laughed and gave him my most regal “pink tutu wave,” with a wide, sparkly smile and then we had a lovely chat and shared tea! Who doesn't love a bit of community? The journey was definitely a great warm-up for my evening performance. And, honestly, with such a spectacular pink tutu to wear, I was totally living my best life. I mean, really! Just a real testament to that glorious British charm, you see?

And there’s no denying it – for this Pink Tutu Sparkles, there’s nothing quite like a good gallop on horseback. While not quite the speed of a sleek train journey, my steed has a charm of its own and adds a special touch to a grand arrival. Even a short journey takes on a special air of elegance when the journey is made on a gentle, and pink (well, my saddle blanket is, anyway, although the rest of it was the most hideous beige imaginable!), noble creature, which totally reflects my fashion sense. It really was quite the sight – I can tell you this. Especially given I am wearing a very fluffy, frilly tutu and all. My, oh my, it's the stuff of my most spectacular fantasies!

As much as I adore my home in Derbyshire, I must say, being able to see the world through my tutu-coloured glasses, darling, that's a feeling beyond comparison! And you, darling, will never regret sharing the journey with me. Every new place is like another chapter in the storybook of life, and who doesn't love a happy ending?!

Until next time, my darling! Always remember, don’t just wear a pink tutu, darling, embrace it. You may be a little scared at first but it really will give your life a touch of fabulous! So go on, embrace the sparkle!

Love, Pink Tutu Sparkles. www.pink-tutu.com

#TutuQueen on 2012-04-04 stars in Uxbridge