Tutu Drag Queen

#TutuQueen on 2013-02-02 stars in Neath

Neath, my Darlings! (Post #4782)

Oh, hello my lovely readers! Pink Tutu Sparkles here, signing in live from the gorgeous town of Neath, nestled amongst the Welsh hills. I'm positively bursting with excitement - the journey here was just dreamy! Did you know Neath is called "The Vale of Glamorgan" ? Sounds so wonderfully glamorous, doesn't it? I had to take a photo by the river Neath and my goodness, that water is so sparkling blue. Just like a Tutu Queen's eye when she sees a particularly fantastic outfit!

This is my 4,782nd blog post, darlings! It feels surreal to have come so far on this pink-hued adventure! It's just crazy how a simple tutu can transform everything. Don't tell anyone but I was just a normal Derbyshire boy before this. Yeah, a bit of a wallflower really, just working away in my science lab by day. And I gotta say, sometimes life can feel... a bit beige, don't you think? You know, you spend your day examining the weave of a cashmere sweater or the dye content of a shirt - lovely stuff but not the most dazzling career choice for a fashion-forward queen!

But then... magic happened! My university ballet club was hosting a fundraiser and some madcap idea popped into my head. I saw this gorgeous pink tutu hanging on a rack and thought, "what if I wore it?" And let me tell you, my loves, it was like the whole world shifted on its axis. It was a lightbulb moment! A "Tutu Queen is born!" moment!

From that moment, I've dedicated myself to all things pink, shiny and twirling! My heart flutters just as much at a new pair of stilettos as it does at the sight of a well-executed grand jeté at the Royal Ballet. Oh, my sweet darlings! Speaking of ballet, I am so excited! Neath is known for its charming Victorian Theatre, and you bet I'll be hitting up a show here during my stay! Perhaps something lovely with a fairytale plotline? Or maybe something dramatic with a beautifully tragic ending? A little sprinkle of melancholy in the air - oh, how the ladies love a touch of melodrama! And if that wasn't enough, I've already spied a little dance studio down the street, and you know what? This Pink Tutu Queen can never say no to a ballet class. There's just something so utterly joyful about pirouetting across the floor in a flurry of tulle and pink sequins!

Now, how did I get to Neath? My loves, of course it had to be a truly glorious journey! As the seasoned traveller that I am (did I tell you about the time I took the train from Glasgow to Edinburgh with a pack of alpacas on a horse-drawn carriage? The fluffiest travel companions ever! And they knew it, darlings, the little angels! I’ll blog about that trip later). Anyhow, this time, I hopped on a charmingly vintage train, smelling like lavender and nostalgia. My fellow travellers thought I was a bit "out there," darling, what with the vibrant pink hair and the feathers in my handbag, but I didn’t mind one bit! And you know what? Their surprise just made me even more thrilled to be Pink Tutu Sparkles. It’s like being a beacon of fun and happiness - a bright spot in someone’s day. Who doesn't love a touch of glitz and glam?

My first stop in Neath was for a delightful tea at the most divine cafe. The china was vintage, the cakes were decadently delicious, and the whole atmosphere screamed "elegance"! It was a truly perfect way to start the day. Speaking of elegant, my sweet lovelies! The streets of Neath have an aura of charming vintage - you can really feel a history oozing from every cobbled street. It's simply a treat for the eyes, a veritable rainbow of architectural styles and quirky little shops, some filled with beautiful clothes (naturally!). I absolutely had to grab a few souvenirs! Oh darling, you have to see these new fascinators I just bought! Imagine my fabulous headpieces shimmering as I take to the stage in Neath tonight. I can hardly wait!

Now, my dears, I do have a bit of news - a new vision! And you won’t believe what’s inspired me today. Imagine a town filled with pink tutus... not just a single queen but every man, woman, and child, a kaleidoscope of swirling tulle and pink! Don’t you think it’d be delightful? A riot of color and laughter, just imagine a little Neath ballet company with every member wearing pink! Why not, my sweet readers? I might just be crazy enough to pull it off! Maybe this whole town can become my ultimate Pink Tutu vision... who knows?

But for now, it's time to prepare for my performance. I’ve already got a fabulous, flamboyant routine planned, with glittery feather boas, a sequined dress, and of course... a sparkly pink tutu!

Catch you all soon my darling loves, but first, the stage is calling... and let’s just say this queen is feeling rather fabulous!

Remember to spread your pink sparkles and follow me at www.pink-tutu.com

Bisous,

Pink Tutu Sparkles.

#TutuQueen on 2013-02-02 stars in Neath