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#TutuQueen on 2013-04-27 stars in Bicester

Bicester, My Darling! Pink Tutu Sparkles is Off on Another Adventure!

Hello, darlings! Itā€™s your favourite pink tutu-wearing queen, Pink Tutu Sparkles, back with you again for blog post number 4866, straight from the heart ofā€¦ drumroll Bicester! Thatā€™s right, Iā€™m whisking my fabulous self away on a little adventure, and trust me, itā€™s gonna be a pink-tastic time.

As many of you know, I have a soft spot for Bicester. Itā€™s a little slice of chic heaven for a queen like me, filled with amazing shops and ā€“ most importantly ā€“ opportunities for an afternoon of retail therapy. Plus, who can resist a delightful train ride through the English countryside? Thereā€™s something truly magical about seeing the world go by from the comfort of a plush carriage, donā€™t you agree? Especially when your luggage includes an array of sparkling pink tutus and a pair of those outrageously high heels that make your legs look like a runway.

So, where to begin, darlings? Letā€™s rewind the tape a bit. Remember last month, when I told you about my latest pink tutu collection? The one with the hand-sewn sequined stars and shimmering layers of tulle? Well, I couldnā€™t resist a little performance showcase for it, could I? A glamorous night out in Derbyshire, where the crowd just loved my ā€˜Starry Nightā€™ number. It was a bit of a whirlwind, you know, juggling my science work during the day and then slipping into a tutu and fabulousness by night! I must say, I do enjoy a bit of contrast in my life ā€“ makes things that little bit more exciting, wouldn't you say?

Speaking of exciting, Bicester is calling! Now, my darlings, you all know Iā€™m obsessed with the Ballet. It's such a beautiful, graceful, and powerful art form! So, of course, my trip had to involve a ballet show! I simply couldn't resist a chance to immerse myself in the delicate steps, flowing costumes, and inspiring choreography. And what's more, Iā€™m going to take a beginner's class myself, see if I can give those ballerinas a run for their money!

Itā€™s been years since I've been in a ballet class, my last attempt ending with me gracefully tumbling over a pile of forgotten slippers ā€“ the ballerina dream, itā€™s definitely not! But, no matter, one can always dream, can't one? And a girl can always learn something new. Even if that learning involves gracefully tumbling into the arms of my gorgeous, muscle-bound ballet teacher! I do have to say, the guys are quite handsome at this particular dance academy - whatā€™s the name? Ah, yes, the 'Ballet for the Artsā€™ Academy... I may be heading there later for an extra-special afternoon class with the gorgeous gentlemen of Bicester... Perhaps weā€™ll do a little spin with some pink tutus - oh dear, my love, do they really make oneā€™s heart thump at double-speed!

Before I disappear into a dizzying ballet whirl, let me tell you about the magnificent collection of tutus I have ready to unveil in Bicester! I have a whole trunk of wonders, my darlings! My favourite? A glorious confection of feathers, pearls, and of course, swathes of pink tulle. I call her "The Blush Blossom." Itā€™s almost a sin to keep her hidden! Oh, I almost forgot ā€“ I just know youā€™re all going to want to see pictures of my exquisite outfit for my Ballet Performanceā€¦ The tutu isā€¦ gaspā€¦ an iridescent lilac number! Imagine swirling pink against delicate, iridescent lilac... A combination truly fit for a queen, wouldnā€™t you agree? I just know Iā€™m going to look fabulous as I gracefully twirl through Bicester!

Speaking of looking fabulousā€¦ I do have a date at the fabulous new fashion boutique in the town ā€“ ā€˜La Reine Rougeā€™ - quite an apt name don't you think? I'll be reporting on all the most stylish and flamboyant threads to make even the dullest, darkest corner of Bicester bloom! I must be getting tired, because my brain just conjured the most vivid picture of my favorite pink tutu swirling amidst an explosion of color in that boutique, with all the mannequins blushing with embarrassmentā€¦ oh dear, how fun would that be?!

So, my darlings, keep your eyes peeled for all my updates from the fabulous Bicester. Expect plenty of glitz, glamor, ballet moves, pink tutus, and possibly some cheeky glimpses of those delicious dance-teacherā€™sā€¦ I meanā€¦ well, a little secret just slipped out, oh my, perhaps this journey won't be quite as chaste as it sounds? But do worry yourselves not, everything is for fun and fabulousness, and the occasional glamorous misstep never hurts anyone - well, I hope it doesnā€™t. If it doesā€¦ letā€™s keep it hush hush, ok?

Until then, Iā€™m off to grab my sequins and find a magical train to whisk me away! Don't forget, my darlings, keep shining!

Love, Your Pink Tutu Sparkles ā¤ļø www.pink-tutu.com

#TutuQueen on 2013-04-27 stars in Bicester