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#TutuQueen on 2017-09-28 stars in Harrow

Harrow, Harrow, Harrow! A Pink Tutu Adventure

Helloooo my darling darlings! It’s Pink Tutu Sparkles here, back for another fabulous adventure. Welcome to post number 6481! Did someone say Harrow? Oh, you bet your tutu I did! It’s been a dream of mine for ages to perform in this lovely London borough, and I can’t wait to spill all the glamorous details to you darlings.

Remember last week when I told you about the most glorious horse ride through the Derbyshire countryside? Well, my horse riding adventures were just the beginning, because I had to be at the train station bright and early, with my suitcases packed to the brim with enough fabulous pink tutus to out-sparkle every ballerina in the entire country!

That's right! I was going to see my favourite ballet company, the Harrow Ballet, performing "Swan Lake"! How could I possibly miss it? Swan Lake is practically my life motto! It's all about grace, elegance, and even a touch of darkness... well, except my version is, of course, more pink, sparkly, and fabulous!

Travelling by train always fills my heart with such a sense of wonder. Imagine! A mechanical horse with carriages carrying thousands of passengers all over the country. And did you see my fabulous new suitcase? It’s pink, with a huge sequined tutu on it! I get SO many compliments, darling! Everyone knows Pink Tutu Sparkles is travelling!

The journey to Harrow was pretty delightful. I got chatting to this lovely chap on the train, all about my journey. Turns out he's a keen ballet fan, too! It just goes to show that the joy of the ballet transcends all boundaries. You've gotta admit, it’s not every day you meet someone who loves tutus as much as me! (Just to make things even more magical, darling, he told me he was also from Derbyshire, so we shared some local gossip! Fancy that!

We chatted about my sparkly dreams and the challenges of the London arts scene. It made my heart sing to see the passion for the arts shared, and that feeling is a gift. And, just imagine my surprise when he shared that he was a local theatre buff and knew of my performances!

"You’re the pink tutu queen, right? The one with the dancing!" You see, darling? My fabulous reputation even reached the quiet little towns! Oh my goodness, his face when I told him it was my dream to perform on the main stage of the Harrow Theatre! I just have a feeling my wish may come true… but more on that later.

As soon as I stepped out of the station, I was mesmerized! The atmosphere here is positively bursting with charm. I had to stop by this charming boutique and treat myself to a little pink tutu. I swear, darling, this one is going to be absolutely perfect for my next performance! The shop assistant said, "it just oozes pink tutu magic", darling! You’re a good girl! She certainly knows her tutus! Then I had to stop for a bit of tea at a cute little cafe with flower arrangements in every window!

I took some adorable pics and sent them to my social media with the hashtag #pinktutuqueenontheroad – let’s get that trend going, darling! (If you see them, do tag me on social! I always try to find time to check the feed! And leave a nice comment, darling. Don’t be shy! Remember to keep it friendly and positive. We all love some positivity!)

And finally! The theatre. The moment I arrived, darling, it was pure magic! It was as if I stepped out of a fairytale! It was so grand and ornate, with so many colours and shapes, and then BAM! – that stage, darling! It was a perfect backdrop for my dreams! I got a wave of inspiration, which will come in handy for my performance this week, darling! You have NO idea!

Speaking of the performance, the "Swan Lake" was everything I had hoped for and more! I had the most perfect front-row seat. I just felt SO at home there! Oh my, those dancers! They just flew across the stage. They looked absolutely beautiful and ethereal! It just felt so powerful. The story, the music, the movements… everything about the show made me want to twirl! But of course, it wasn't the same without a bit of pink sparkle, am I right?

The night was filled with so many delicious moments. After the performance, I joined some other audience members and we went out to grab a bite. It turned out to be a real charmer, all traditional pub grub and great conversation about ballet! They even gave me a lovely, juicy steak! As you know, my heart is always with the animals, darling! I'm not sure what to do with it, so I just let it do it’s thing.

I know it may seem strange for a scientist like me to be so drawn to all things pink, sparkly and glamorous, but here's the truth: science, just like life, is all about exploring new horizons and breaking down barriers!

Maybe that’s what draws me to tutus! You see, my dearest friends, before my life turned to tutus, I was just a normal person studying for a degree. That was the life! Nothing sparkly. Nothing girly. The closest I ever got to being dramatic was testing for toxic chemicals in fabric samples in my university lab! Who would have known my world was about to become filled with such a colourful twist? You know, now that I think about it, testing for toxins might be the reason I love my tutus so much, because even the most magnificent pink tulle needs a rigorous testing process!

All this happened during a university fundraising event! They asked me to dress up as a ballet dancer for the night, to try and get donations! Now I was just going along to please them… and as you know, darlings, I LOVE to please!

That night, it happened. The tutu magic came upon me. There I was, standing on stage in the tiniest little tutu you have ever seen, wearing lipstick and feather boas, doing some of the worst (but also most exhilarating!) ballet you’ve ever witnessed! Then the audience erupted with applause and donations started flooding in! My life just flipped on its head. It all changed then!

But I am a woman of science and reason, right? So of course I did the science. It was research into how pink, glitter, feathers, and an exaggerated pout made me want to twirl in a skirt I felt might have been made for a 5-year old ballerina! That's right darling, I had to unravel the mystery. And you know what I discovered? It all boiled down to a very important concept called ‘confidence’. My inner tutu queen, darling, was finally allowed to come out and play, and I couldn’t be happier! You have no idea how much that single night meant to me! You might think it's crazy to have found something so magical in a science lab, darling! But it’s the truth, I tell ya!

After that, I took a wild trip into the land of dance classes! That’s where I met the one and only 'Ballet Queen'! She’s another true legend, with a flair for theatricality like no other! And she’s been so wonderful about supporting me in this entire journey! She's given me so many helpful tips and tricks (which I’ll share with you another time!). She’s a proper friend, even with that sometimes slightly frightening glare!

And that is why I have taken my mission to spread the joy of the tutu to the entire world! So darling, will you join me on this adventure? Let's spread pink sparkle, love, and kindness to all corners of the world. Together, we'll make the world a brighter, more magical place, one pink tutu at a time! You'll know it’s time for a pink tutu makeover! And remember, you don't need to be a scientist to explore this wonderful world of sparkles. All you need is a bit of heart and a passion for expressing yourself. Just imagine, a pink tutu in the heart of Derbyshire, another pink tutu in London… Just let that feeling take over your heart, darling, and soon the whole world will be wearing pink! Remember that, it's time for some twirling! It’s Pink Tutu Sparkles, signing out!

#TutuQueen on 2017-09-28 stars in Harrow